The Remoanstream Media

A cunting again for the Remainstream Media

Woke up got out of bed…dragged a comb across my head…..
Oh to go back to the days in my life when it was just like John’s lyrics above , but no , everyday it’s more ….woke up got out of bed …turned on the news and felt the dread….

Today’s fake news? Despite falling sales , people moving from diesel to hybrid, opening a factory in Slovakia, opening a factory in China and paying off 1000 agency staff 2 years ago….the middle management job losses announced at Jaguar this morning are due to brexit…. the words used ” Brexit consequences are beginning to be felt”.
Now I knew the betrayal was coming from the elitist establishment cunts from the beginning, my piss boiling is not about that…its about how fucking stupid they think we are with this project fear shit. It’s not even subtle anymore such is the panic in the run up to March. What’s more the media.. ..where do I begin with the treasonous remoaning liberal fucktard cunts. Exposed totally as the cunts they are last 2 years. They are all complicit…the reporter, editor and anchor
When I saw it this morning, piss boiled to steam.. fucking ranting at the wife at half 7 in the morning, I really have to be honest with my fellow cunters and myself. Maybe I need to stop posting and visiting this site. Switch off the news and any other media I keep up to date with and just take a break. I’m honestly sore jawed from clenching it this morning and pissed off before the days even begun….it’s not healthy. I always said I had to be aware and up to date with the betrayal, as ignorance is what they hope for in the populace but I’m seriously fed up of the total and utter war machine of big business and elitist establishment onslaught…. all given oxygen from a remain populace that embarrasses me as my fellow British. It’s easy to tell me to calm the fuck down and take a chill pill but there’s not a half our goes by without a fucking cave in or blatant lie from our Parliament and media …… I can’t sit among lie after lie and say nowt. It’s January and fuck 12 month of this. If there’s any advice from any cunter that peeled themselves off the fucking ceiling I’d appreciate it but really I think I just need to accept that it’s not the revolution that will be televised but the betrayal and switch off……..Squint out.

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

73 thoughts on “The Remoanstream Media

  1. How’s this for a Brexit caused catastrophe. Fucking remainer mouse set up home in the cabin air intake of my fucking car. Off road because not been very well. Took car out two days ago almost crashed when I switched the blower on due to mouse piss stench. Drove home windows open of course, stopped limped into garage for tool kit removed glove box to access cabin filter and blower motor. Filter was soaked in rodent piss and covered in paper, mouse shit etc. Cleaned out everything with ac cleaner put in new filter and smell is slowly going.
    Now you may well ask how did I know that this rodent horror was caused by Brexit; easy answer it must have been because according to the media, parliament and billions of others everything that goes wrong now is because we may leave the eu sometime this year. This may be worse than the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012 the world ended then I think

    • Fucking hilarious post BB but I think it happened ‘despite Brexit’.

      And I’d wager it was an Iranian mouse ‘refugee’ that came over in a dingy from France in search of a better life.

      • Hells bell CMC Iranian rodents on top of Brexit my weekend is rightly fucked!!. Wife’s shoes not fitting right fucking Brexit. Man, life is getting stressful

  2. The left are poison, treason, mentally incurable. They are sickness and bitterness and twisted jealousy personified. They want to drag everyone down to the third world rather than try and achieve vice versa. The left are enfeebled drones who cannot do anything other than repeat the same mantra over and over again, much as a Stepford Wife, by way of argument, justification or reasoning. The left is the second biggest threat to the future survival of the human race next to Islam.

  3. Apologies for going completely off-pissed, but has anyone else noticed the uncanny resemblance between Cressida Strap-On and Larry Grayson ?

    • Distinct lack of good English grammar within the forename and surname of the Met police commissioner. A comma and a question mark.
      Cressida, Dick?

  4. I left Social media for the same reason, Squint. To much bare-faced lying from smug remainers and SJW benefit scroungers and ‘educational administrators’. All PC dreamers bleating on about refugees welcome and other libtard luvvie crap. All thick as pig shit and constantly sharing and liking clickbait bollocks about the Orange One and how racism had increased sixty-million times since Brexit. I came to the conclusion that Facebook was for thick losers who watch Gogglebox and cat videos.

    I barely watch or listen to the BBC now, and never buy a paper. It’s all dogshit.

  5. Jaguar Landrover knew the writing was on the wall with Diesel but ploughed on regardless while all their main rivals invested in electric technology Don’t. Blame Brexit blame your own stupidity Gloom & Doom merchants rule at the moment with scare tactics over Brexit but the British voter is not stupid as Labour will find out if there is a General Election

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