The Irish.
The whole lot of the fuckers from the halfbreed, shirt-lifting Teashop to the humblest bog trotter.
And I speak as an Irish halfbreed myself.
‘Der will be no negotiating on de backstop’ according to some no-mark in Dublin.
Well feck youse. No deal will fuck your banana republic over big time while causing some inconvenience to us.
Feck de lot of youse, and feck de border.
And you can have that unfunny Mrs Brown drag act back as well.
Begorra.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Apart from, of course, the stalwarts of the DUP.
The rest of ’em are just ubercunts.
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Also responsible for “travellers” although, to be fair, they hate them more than we do, and “plastic paddies” who only surface on St Patrick’s Day.
Also severely lacking in any decent looking birds.
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Dunno – I quite fancied Roisin Conaty when I first SAW her…
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Bejesus, you’re joking to be sure to be sure?
Roisin Conaty is a feckin monster. No neck and teeth like something from River Monsters.
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I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
Admittedly, my tastes are unusual…
Suspect she’d bang like a shitehouse door in a Guinness-gale !
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Anyone responsible for travellers (can’t be using that pesky ‘P’ word) deserves a lifetime of cuntings
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The fondness for the new term the Island of Ireland, code for unification me thinks, well they can have the north. Sorry, to those in NI that are not so drowned in sectarian hatred they can see past stupid politics and religion and not have the urge to kill anyone who even looks like they may have an opposing opinion.
Ireland is just one massive pain in the arse as far as I can see, hopefully the Germans will build the U-Boat museum there.
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Very complex feelings. I was actually born there. On the 17the of March. St Patrick’s Day! Brought over at 1. Oh, how popular I was with the rise of the ‘Plastic Paddy’. One came over to me in the pub-‘Ive got a ten foot shillelagh at home’ ‘Have you really?’. When I think of Auntie Carmel and Uncle Paddy ‘visiting’, how warm it was with the reels and the jigs and the Guinness flowing and great ‘craic’ and all telling Irish jokes and Dave Allen and my mother full of ‘Home’ ”at Home’ and ‘be quiet agraw'(the Irish for darling) and the picture of the pope, Kennedy on the landing and dad -‘they’re English now’ and my mother’s (literal) blnd hatred -Look at them!’ ‘But they’re Republicans marching mom’ and arguing about the Church and all solemn listening to Thomas Csssidy quoting Yeats. And fuck it’s all FUCKING GONE. Old Ireland is dead and buried and I cannot bear to listen to as an Irish voice now- Geldof Bono Sinead Varadkar they’re all the fucking same and yes I will say it-theyre too uppity. And yes I will say it- the only voices I do actually like are the DUP voices Arlene and Sammy Wilson and fuck Mary Lou and Sinn Fein.
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I am one eighth Irish.
Went to Southern Ireland for the first time ever in 2000 with my daughters and my late mother.
Liked Ireland and the scenery. Didn’t much care for the people we met. Bit like those portrayed on Father Ted.
Which is a shame as my late father in law was Irish (born on St Patricks day) and he was a lovely man.
Perhaps we were just unlucky.
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What is the chance Willie of two people born on St Patrick’s Day being mentioned in consecutive posts?
and I suppose with my username I am a real ‘Plastic Paddy’.
And how I fucking despise that cunt Morrissey but he does sum me up ‘Irish blood, English heart’.
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Had a nice meal in an Irish restaurant recently and finished it off with an Irish coffee.
Just like a normal coffee but comes with a potato….
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You got scammed then cause a irish coffee should be whisky, coffee, brown sugar blended in a cup with some cream on top
Did they at least cook the potato at least? be pretty lame if they brought yuu a uncooked potato
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Only been there once, a stop over at Shannon on the way to the US, so I cant comment on the country.
Northern Ireland, half the population dislike or hate the English so why would I ever want to visit.
No intention of going to either the north or south so basically i dont give a fuck about the Irish.
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Went to Cork once with the RN. Went into the main Post Office, and asked how much to send this postcard back to the mainland. Place went so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Old lady behind the counter says “you don’t want to refer to it like that round here…..”
FUCK OFF CUNTS
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Like the Australians, these cunts all have a permanent chip on their shoulder which they carry throughout their life.
Pîkey, Catholic, terrorist peasants.
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The arrogant cunts being all stroppy about the back stop. They will be well and truly fucked if it doesn’t change. I would rather pay more for goods sourced elsewhere than buy any Iritch stuff. Let’s face it, they ran out of potatoes and blamed us! Cunts, how is it possible to run out of potatoes?
And who in their right mind would elect Gerry Adams as their MP ? A mass fucking murderer.
What’s is the world’s greatest oxymoron?
Belfast University.
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Apparently Gerry “car bomb” Adams was a Remainer.
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That would naturally follow Capt, considering Sinn Fein /IRA are anti British pro EU Remoaners. Partly explains why Steptoe is so ambivalent as to where his loyalties lie.
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Talking of Irish gobshites…
Earlier in the week Republik of Oireland’s Deputy Cunt, Civenay, said, “Peace is more important than Brexit.”
Erm…no it’s not, sunshine. I hate to break it to you but, compared with the UK leaving the Reich Über Alles, everything pales in comparison, especially to do with your shitty little damp shithole of iniquity.
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So by the same logic peace is more important than the integrity of the single market
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There was a Dutch customs expert or some such on Today this morning who said that basically there was no need for all this fuss about the border and could be easily sorted without the use of technology. Naturally this didn’t please the BBC so they wheeled out some cunt from Dublin who obfuscated, rambled and finally came up with ‘oh it’s not so much a customs as a ‘political’ border which will get de IRA at it again. Or something along those lines. Well, I hate to tell him but IRA murderers have been elected as politicians for 2 decades and using a threat of a resumption of violence is a pathetic, spurious reason to bend to their will.
Fuck the border. Build a fucking wall.
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Fuck the wall, build a minefield, they’re used to bombs.
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Where’s me fecking comment gone?
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It’s behind you!
😂
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Paddy the farmer is shocked after finding out that all of his cows have Bluetongue.
“Be Jeysus!” he said “I didn’t even know they had mobile phones!”.
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I used to go to Southern Ireland regularly for the horse-racing and occasionally with a friend who is a horse dealer. I really like the Irish, they have a wicked sense of humour and enjoy a good drink. Of course there’s Cunts amongst them,but I find them far friendlier than most English,Scots and Welsh….not wild on the Northern Irish,mind.
Fuck Off.
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Fairyhouse comes to mind Mr Fiddler. I remember my father when all the races in England had been abandoned due to bad weather could always fall back on a race at Fairyhouse. Invariably not televised so tuning into Irish radio for it.
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Wondered if you were part irish fiddler your two favorite drinks being guinness and bushmills
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Bog Trotters all Cunts Such a great place they all want to leave it
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Government could offer Northern Ireland a referendum on reunification with the South, with question something like,
Tick one box:
1. Remain in Union with UK and agree to a hard border if necessary ◽️
Or
2. Reunite with Southern Ireland and avoid necessity for hard border ◽️
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Often thought the same.
No doubt the mere suggestion would result in car bombings.
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That would put the cat among the pigeons
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Releasing Mrs Browns Boys to the world was practically a declaration of war.
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Fucking hate Mrs Brown’s Boys. Fucking hated Father Ted as well. There hasn’t been a comedy with a funny Irish character since ‘Never mind the quality, feel the width’. That shows my age.
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Have to disagree re Fr. Ted.
What’s the CofE alternative ? Fat Don French of Wibley-Wobbly.
Laugh ? I thought I’d never start.
Mrs. Brown is god-awful, though.
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Dave Allen Was alright in his day.
Couldn’t stand the cunt who wore wellie boots on the wrong feet mind you.
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Off-piste but the Met Office really are cunts, ‘amber alert with a warning of danger to life’. Temperatures to plunge to -4 with a whole four inches of the white stuff expected in parts. We get doom laden Armaggedon while in places like Scandinavia they just call it Thursday, at least they haven’t started blaming Brexit yet.
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Great minds think alike – I suggested to workmates today that remainers might very well do that. Who knows, could be prophetic.
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Amber alert – hundreds of thousands of gallons of untreated raw Rudd gushing through the streets of Wetminster…
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Never been to Ireland but almost every Irish ex-pat I met was a lefty cunt with a chip on both shoulders (for balance I guess). My best friend in primary school was Northern Irish and he was sound and so were his family but apart from them I have found them to be mostly McCunts.
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And the Oirish can get out of Liverpool as well as stopping blaming everything on Cromwell and William III. They are only jealous because they are simply a fiefdom of the EUSSR, independence my backside. Jucker the drunker says “Jump” and the Oirish say “How high?” before doing their Masters bidding.
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let me say I am “confused” .
I served in an Irish regiment, my first exposure to “Positive discrimination” .
I also used to be a church goer and believed in common decency (don,t worry this has long since been knocked out of me).
I had a natural dislike for the Provos due to some rather local indiscriminate bombings so joining the army to set it right was only natural (except my regiment was not deployed outside of the Maze),
But working with these guys was educational, on boring guard duties sharing a sneaky fag they would get talking and I got to realize I was surrounded by tame terrs (Loyalist paramilitary) I was offered a job with the UVF, met people from the UDA and even met a lonley cunt from the UFF (very sad people), I also know what the fucks used to do, and they are not much better than the IRA.
Many years later I find some of these people embedded in the UK not because “its better here”but because they are seriously shitting it.
The paramilitaries leaned on them when they went home (the decent ones) and they legged it over here, fuck one of my colleagues was a tig from falls, they found him in a sleeping bag up north, he couldn’t go home either. (he was found and now has council accommodation, he was a medic in gulf war I) .
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Fucking Paddies, they spend centuries struggling to free themselves from the hated British oppressors, then give their arses away to the Frogs and Krauts for fuck all.
No wonder people say they’re thick.
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I can give the paddies 39 billion reasons why we owe you fuck all.
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When the world Irish crops up the first image that springs to mind is that of a toothless simpleton dressed in flares and platform shoes throwing half Enders at our troops, and then a pile of them lying on the deck after our boys opened up on them. Bring back the 70s.
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To me, the word ‘Irish” conjures up a few tings:
Rain, terrible theatre dramas, bogs, car bombs, and hømosexual giants of Literature.
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And shit roads in Southern Eire. Good fishing though.
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I used to hate the fuckin priests getting in the way of a clear fucking shot !
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I can’t stand yanks who’s great grandfather, grandmother or auntie, or whatever was Irish, so on St. Paddy’s day, they frolic around drinking Guinness dressed up like a fucking Leprechaun. They even tell people they’re Irish, like they’re desperate for some kind of cultural identity.
I fucking hate pikeys, Mrs Browns Boys and Dara O Briain, Ireland isn’t boding too well. But they did give us Father Ted…
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Yeah I remember being in an army med centre talking to a lad from the Royal Irish and he said it boiled his piss every time he met an Irish American and having to correct the cunt with “you’re not Oirish! You’re of Oirish descent?”
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Fuckin’ Paddy cunts. My paternal grandparents were Irish, but even they would be turning in their graves at the sheer shooting-themselves-in-the-foot twattery demonstrated by their compatriots.
The only decent thing they gave the world was Irish jokes…..
I had a knock at me door earlier…..it was a Garda….
“Mr O’Shea?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid we’ve had a complaint that your dog chased somebody on a bike.'”
I said, “Well that’s fucking bullshite…..me dog doesn’t have a bike'”
I’ll get my coat on that note.
Plus, they gave the world the irritating spectacle that is BONO. Thanks for that. If we are ever in need of another epic cunt of mammoth proportions, we will let ye know!
FECKIN’ OBSTINATE CUNTS.
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Bono – “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies”
Audience member – “Then stop fucking clapping cunt!”
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He’s all powerful you know…
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Defo. He can turn water into WHINE.
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Mick and Paddy, walk into a bar. A bloke comes up to them and asks Mick, “What’s got 4 legs and stinks?”
“I don’t know” says Mick, the bloke replies “You and Paddy”
“That’s a good one” says Mick, “The next 2 blokes that walk in, I’m going to get them with that one”
No sooner than that is said, 2 guys walk in, Mick walks up to them and asks, “What has 4 legs and stinks?” Confused, one of them replies “I don’t know, what?”
Mick giggles, and replies “Me and Paddy”
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Two Oirisch lads in the potato field a week after a trip to the city.
Paddy, remember when that hooker said we had to keep them rubbers on or she’d get pregnant?
Yes?
Well I don’t care, I’m taking mine off!
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Was Mr O’Shea first name Rick?
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BBC keep on interviewing people from Chicago etc trying to get them to say ‘oh poor me, it’s so terrible hear’ but these plucky Americans just shrug and laugh and carry on as usual.
Remember when we were like that before we were taken over by lefties/ Guardianistas?
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If you hate the Irish don’t go to Chicago on 17th March “Are to be Jesus St Patrick’s day” More Irish catholic’s there than there are in Rome We stupidly went on Holiday and the Yanks go stupid for it Cunts
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And don’t EVER go to Boston.
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The Irish who went to the US in the 19th century turned out to be very clever indeed. As they spoke English, they had a great advantage over the other immigrant groups. Within a generation they had grabbed political control of big cities like New York, Boston and Chicago and ran them their own benefit, siphoning off public funds and ensuring public jobs went to their kinsmen. Hence the large number of “Irish-Americans” in the police, fire service, teaching etc. Their politicians were completely crooked but they looked after their own providing they voted for who they were told. They also controlled the Catholic Church and organized crime at one point.
An admirable people in my view despite dickheads like Bono and Geldof and joke leprechauns like Terry Wogan and Val Doonican.
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Don’t forget Graham Norton Mr P.
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Well that certainly ties in with the Kennedy political dynasty.
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