‘If you have been affected by…’

‘If you have been affected by….’

I would like to nominate the scaredy cunts in charge of telly land (in particular the BBC and C4) who think the general public are incapable of watching something on TV, without needing pampering and counselling on the outcome of something fictional in case they shit themselves or slit their wrists once the credits finish rolling. I am referring to the ‘if you’ve been affected by any of the issues raised in tonights episode’ or ‘for support information ring 03 blah fuckin blah for a recorded message or visit our website’. Is this bollocks really necessary? If these twats cannot deal with the fictional dross in the soaps or whatever other crap they are ‘being affected by’ then they should use what little brain power they have left and press the bloody power button or change channel. I’ll wager most of these fragile viewers are against Brexit, so as a footnote they can take their re-moaning carcasses outside and fuck off to somewhere else.

Nominated by The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

15 thoughts on “‘If you have been affected by…’

  1. I’m desperately affected by seeing a boat load of invaders rock up to our shores and then get hand-held to a free lifestyle of milk and honey. Wrapped in mylar blankets and everything to keep the poor wee souls warm until they’re ready to embark on a campaign of raping and pillaging across blighty.

    Where is my teary-eyed Olivia Coleman advert for TEXT TORPEDO TO 12345678? Hmmm?

  2. They’ll be putting these warnings and other disclaimer notices on Tom & Jerry cartoons next!

    But then again Tom & Jerry will never see the light of day because of animal cruelty and the housemaid being a non-white person from the Deep South – in other words, a stereotype!

    What they should definitely do is put out pre-show notices for their news and current affairs (the News and QT amongst others) to say “This is not at all objective reporting because we have our own left-wing agenda that you must fall into line with otherwise you’ll be deemed a problem to the social fabric of this multicultural country known as the United Persondom!”

    • Tom & Jerry used to be on all the time, up until, umm… the ’90s /late’80s? Fucking mesmerising. Are they still shown at all?

      ABBC used to show a lot of Laurel & Hardy too. Doubt they’d dare these days – appalling violence! Snowflakes would be traumatised for life, as indeed was I. On the plus side they’d probably approve of men being depicted as stupid… the thin one at least, not the fat one, that would be flabbist.

  3. Just more nannying for soppy Wankers. It encourages them to think that they need someone to help and guide them with every problem. They should take control of their own lives and emotions and learn that “nasty” things happen..people just have to learn how to deal with it themselves.
    Of course the whole thing is stoked by a Govt. that wants us to believe that we’re too weak and pathetic to deal with things ourselves…Nanny knows best. It’s from the same Department that brought you “Run, Hide,Tell”.

    No fear of the present generation bearing things with stoicism, it’s more like run,bleating and wailing at the slightest thing,convince yourself that you’re a “victim” and beg for help.

    I would say that I can understand that some people may need professional help after undergoing some genuinely traumatic event…..but not just because some Cunt in Eastenders or something has followed through after a dodgy curry.

    Fuck them.

    • A commentator in The Telegraph wrote today how even his lefty mates are astounded by the bleating of snowflake millenials in the work place. Utter cunts.

  4. Top and long-overdue cunting.

    I’m ashamed to say I used to watch the two main ITV soaps but stopped around 8-10 yrs ago when it seemed that every single dreary rainswept episode was followed by one of those hideous Public Information messages.

    Ridiculous stuff with ever more ’dramatic’ storylines ZZzzz.

    And well done for pointing out that useless “mouth incapable of closing” Olivia Coleman as yet another AC-TOR who seems to believe they deserve wider public attention. Mystefies me why she gets so much acclaim- most notably when shoehorned into The Night Manager despite that part not being in Le Carre’s book.

  5. TV channels are scared of their own fucking shadows these days, so they put out these bollocks announcements in case Mavis in Mile End suffers a nervous breakdown from seeing Corrie’s ‘Sally’ getting lamped in prison. So pathetic and ludcicous.

    What next? Dastardly pins another medal on Muttley’s chest and we get a public announcement after the cartoon – ‘If your dog has been affected by this storyline, please call 0800FUCKTARD’…..

    It is snowflake nannying in extremis.

  6. I am upset and deeply affected by having to share this once great Country with such a huge number of ‘ pathetic cunts’….. Worst of all to my mind are the the John Humprey , Alistair Campbell, John Snow , Krishnan Guru Cock sucker ‘types’ who are so very pleased with themselves, so very offended by the majority of decent people left in this Country ( only just the majority sadly) , and who have never produced any goods or services in their pointless lifetimes. If they read the news honestly ‘as it is’ then I would concede that they provide a useful ‘service’ to our Society, but they revel in skewing the truth so as to fit their snowflake , trendy, virtue signalling agenda. Subtle in their crimes I will also concede, but make no mistake these people are a menace and need to be dealt with. I completely accept that Adolf H was a nutter and his treatment of the Jewish people ( who I like and admire greatly- certainly against most other cohorts) was totally unforgivable — however with what is happening in our Country at the hands of these mouthpieces you can see how easily a ‘magnetic’ leader of the far right could emerge such is the simmering anger towards these UK ‘sabatours’ ……

    Anyway suffice to say there too many traitors among us —— one or two obvious crack pots of old like Foot or David Ike we could manage, but all these more presentable, Claret swilling ‘subtle’ lot….. now they really can bring the whole edifice crashing down.

    Happy Christmas / New Year to All.

  7. Yes these adverts are bollocks. All adverts are bollocks. Betting adverts, begging adverts, donation adverts, claim adverts. Adverts in general really.

  8. I was deeply affected by Radio 4 Today Programme this morning. Another SJW guest editor who invited a gender binary freak to speak about its ishoos. Fucking terrible programming.

  9. I get a woody every time I see Charity Dingle, but I wouldn’t write into ITV to complain…maybe just ask for her phone no.

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