Dead Pool [120]

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Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who has won her second Dead Pool out of the last three by picking the former actress and star of shows including Absolutely Fabulous and Eastenders June Whitfield. She was 93.

On to Deadpool 120.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies

104 thoughts on “Dead Pool [120]”

    • I originally picked Hillary Clinton but before posting opened up a new tab to check if anyone had the old hag (just in case). Lo and behold, you did – proving that despite editing the bloody thing this time I STILL didn’t manage to get in first.

  3. FFS! First at me wife and now me daughter winning the bloody thing.
    Well never say die…

    Betty White
    Vera Lynn
    Dick Van Dyke
    Philip Duke of Edinburgh
    Olivia de Haviland

  5. Linda Nolan
    Giovanna Ralli
    Bamber Gascoine
    Muriel Pavlow
    Maradona

    Good Shot, Pedantic Cunt.

  7. Vince Cable
    Michelle Barnier
    Lord Heselcunt
    Arthur Scargill
    Janine Duvitski (Jacqueline from Benidorm)

  8. Yeah gotcha Dad!

    Herman Wouk
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    Kirk Douglas

  10. George Soros
    Harley Race
    Pedro Morales
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Vince McMahon

    • You thieving shit!

      Livvy has been on my list for donkey’s.

      Fuck me, why can’t you find your own.

  19. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

    Autofill knows my nominations.

  20. Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    John McCririck
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  21. Bloody Nora for a second when the picture came up on screen I thought Her Maj had popped her diamond encrusted clogs!

  22. I am going to love in hope again with these cunts:

    Kim Kuntashian
    Kuntie Price
    Kerry Kuntona
    Cherie Bleurrggh
    Diane ‘So fat that the cunt just may have diabetes and slip into a long overdue hyperglycaemic coma’ Abbott

    • LOVE in hope??? (Fucks sake, sorry cunters)

      Well yeah, one always hopes for a hippy ‘Love-in’ but chance’d be a fine thing these days……

      • Oh I don’t know, Katie Price is well fucked in the head, a possible drugs overdose is on the cards, both intentionally or unintentionally.

      • Thanks Cuntessa. Yeah, sadly unlikely, but you never know.

        Kim Kuntashian’s arse implants might explode or Abbott might choke on all the pies that she clearly eats.

    • I nipped in and pinched Maradona, Capt….read that the fat Cunt was seriously ill and couldn’t resist nabbing him.

  24. Frank Windsor
    Olivia Newton John
    Kenneth Cope
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Morris Perry (Sweeney Commander)

    • Morris Perry? Employed the miserable little cunt a few years back. Even paid him (fucking agent) to me eternal regret. Got him “in performance” up orn YouTube somewhere. A kind orf immortality when the long sought after event occurs.

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