Newsah Syeh

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Newsah Syeh (no, never heard of the twat either), a so called ‘social influencer’ from Australia who was denied entry to the Louvre, for basically being dressed like a whore. Claimed that she was heartbroken by the incident. Nothing to do with the fact that she just did it to get publicity, the self aggrandising cunt. She’s bloody ugly too.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

48 thoughts on “Newsah Syeh”

  1. I wonder how much she charges. Two quid for a soapy tit wank?. Might be worth a fiver, provided heavy duty condoms are used?

      • Especially if, just like me, you came in from a freezing shed and just seen the portly Mrs. Boggs in her stays in the living room. She says she has lost weight. I told her it is just hiding behind her 🙁

      • I’m not saying my wife is fat, Ron, but when she walks down the street all the weighing machines jump back inside the shops in fear. Another year or two and she will be getting her knickers on prescription.

      • One correspondence to Viz magazine years ago:
        “It’s all very well Dawn French saying she is comfortable with her weight but I, for one, would not shove my nose up her arse crack on a hot summer’s day.”

    • Even though shes a rug munching cunt who recently married her very butch looking “girlfriend”(https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnMiwfALub/) I am such a filthy pervert that I would move in like Flynn and teach the hairy cunt the pleasure and pain to be gained through hetersexual sex,Id wipe her arse clean of any dyke delusions and demonstrate my overwhelming cuntitude.

  3. Great bit of cunting MM. I was going to ‘nom’ her myself but saw that you’d beaten me to it!!
    What the fuck’s a ‘social influencer’ when it’s at home anyway? Sounds as though she makes a really meaningful contribution to society, as well as acting like a daft bint with this stunt. I’m surprised she’s not actually suing the museum for ‘attire shaming’ and ensuing post traumatic dress disorder, the silly cow.

    • I was about to ask the same thing. Can anyone explain what “social influencer” actually means? It’s reminded me of another case at the beginning of the year involving a young woman called Elle Darby. This airhead tried to blag a free stay at a Dublin hotel by describing herself as a “social influencer” and promising to promote the place on her YouTube channel. Put simply, she’s just a deluded fuckwit who makes shit videos for other deluded fuckwits about how gorgeous she is when, in reality, she looks like anyone in those hordes of plastic slappers who hang around in overpriced nightclubs taking it up the arse from lower league footballers and/or z-list celebrities in the gents toilets. The hotel owner told her, in no uncertain terms, to fuck off and showed her up for the freeloading parasite she undoubtedly is. Then, as appears to be the norm these days for young women with a sense of entitlement who don’t get what they want, she subsequently posted another video turning on the waterworks and complaining about bullying from people who found her arrogance downright offensive.

      • Social influencer:
        One with a social media presence who accepts payment from corporations in order to place their products with the influencer’s vacuous, phone-addicted acquaintances by means of frequent references to and faux-spontaneous enthusiasm for such products.
        A one-person PR agency for the snowflake generation.

      • I think it means attention whore.

        Same sort of attention whore as the elephant man with a gob like that.

    • Christ what a pile of fucking old donkey! There’s more to this cunting than first meets the eye! Well spotted, Komodo.

    • That entire essay could be condensed to ‘I love travelling’, and then converted from wimmin to real talk, ‘I like to search for new dicks to sit on’.

      You ain’t fooling me, hoe.

  6. I would, she looks the type that loves it up the Tex Ritter, in fact going further, insists on taking it up the Tex Ritter.
    Then ask the attention grabbing narcissistic cunt to leave as quickly as possible afterwards.

  7. After reading that link,Ko, she seems to be a bigger cunt than I thought possible.
    a very worthy cunting of a real CUNT

  9. Just another online fame whore who wants its 15 minutes of retweets on the tinterweb,itl come and go as all these cunts do,its invented itself ,a female Russell small cock Brand if you will,an internet slut not worthy of anyone normals time

    • Not had time to read that link Komodo but from the look of her I get the impression her panties are probably not scrupulously clean. For me it’s a bit of a turn off I’m afraid whether she has full of shite ideas in her head or otherwise………

      Good Afternoon.

  10. The whores round my way are more your short skirt and leopard print jacket.

    I feel let down by society now…..

  11. Looks like a god-awful tranny impersonator. The sort of slut that likes nothing better than pulling a train with assorted farmyard animals, no holes barred.

    Doubt even my brother would fuck it.

    • Not keen on the bottom half of her face, although she’s got good gobbling lips. Don’t like the tattoos and her tits could be ok depending on where the nipples are. In summary, I would. I’ve shagged a whole lot worse when I’ve been sober.

  13. Post traumatic stress is the new must have ailment to have on your snowflake c v. ‘I’m been diagnosed wiv PTS after my boss told me to turn up to work on time the bastard yeah’!
    ‘Oh you have my sympathy babes your mental healf must be really suffering yeah?

  14. Never heard of this irritating Cunt before today but would like to thank MM and Komodo for bringing this creature out into the unforgiving spotlight of ISAC, as regards to her being an influencer in my particular case she may have a point!, as it’s Cunts like her that infest social media that have made me avoid it like the plague….
    She is about as relevant to my life as the dog shit that I unfortunately stepped in whilst out walking my schnauzer……

  15. Far be it for me to start with a childish, female to female bitchy dig, but I am going to.

    Those eyebrows need a Flymo on them.

    Just one look at that link to her site and I am in urgent need of a large bucket. What a pile of steaming horse shite! The photo of her alone is screaming ‘Give me attention…throw me a bone (or rather, a boner by the state of that bit of rag she rocked up to the Pope’s crib in)

    No woman, even the sluttiest, thickest, most tactless cunt would turn up to somewhere as staid as the Vatican dressed like that. This is just her wanting media attention for that agenda driven bollocks on her web page, or to claim she was some victim of gender discrimination and how her appearance should not matter…in fact she could turn up naked and it not have to be an issue, after all, a fig leaf was good enough for Adam and Eve and Popey has no problem with them, blah, blah, blah, bollocks.

    I actually despise women such as this as all they do is set Womanhood back by making the world and its mother think we are all utterly tactless slags such as her and too thick to comprehend what may or may not be appropriate in any given circumstance. She needs to slither back under the rock from whence she appeared and take that £1.99 Ann Summers rag with her.

    ‘LOOK AT ME’ CUNT!

  16. Oh fuck, it is the Louvre, in it?? LOL

    Fucking dumb blonde I am.

    Well anyway, same thing. No respect, still a cunt. The pope still wouldn’t approve of the tart.

    Nuff said.

    • KT, from this and some of your previous posts, you’d give Mother Theresa a go (and she’s dead). Not the best accolade, I would suggest. She is definitely a cunt, however. And I’ve never liked overly hirsute women. Keeping in mind the previous use of rhyming slang (good old Tex Ritter), I much prefer women to be Milford Haven than Julian Clary. Has anyone ever cunted hairy cunts, as a matter of interest?

  21. My Mrs looks better than that exhibitionist digger gluebag…. I do actually consider myself lucky as a now aging ex-Stretford End cunt to have Mrs Norman… Tidier than an OCD freak’s fridge…

  22. Iranian , Turkish ., auzzie whore !
    I was asked as well on a pop up thing
    “ can I help you honey ?”
    My request for a haggis supper was declined ignored etc
    Fuck them
    Fuck her / him / other

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