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MOJO Magazine are cunts…

Known for years as ‘The Muso’s (ie:knobhead’s) choice’ and a ‘serious’ music publication, these cunts have now plunged new depths… Aside from championing tuneless crap like Jack White and Lana Del Cunt, the fannies at MOJO Towers are now kissing the arse of -wait for it -Yoko Ono….

As some may know, a 50th anniversary reissue of the Beatles’ ‘White Album’ is imminent… And MOJO have dedicated their latest issue to it… Macca gets asked about half a dozen questions, reissue specialist Giles Martin, and original engineers Chris Thomas and Ken Scott get a few words… But most of the article and praise goes to (as David Crosby would say) Yoko Fucking Ono! Not only do these cunts say that Ono ‘joined’ The Beatles (she fucking didn’t! She interfered with their work and their dynamic), they also wax lyrical about Yoko’s ‘positive effect on The Beatles’… Positive effect?!! Like breaking up the Lennon & McCartney partnership, turning Lennon into a heroin addled pussywhipped cunt? Antagonising George Harrison and George Martin, freezing Lennon’s (ex) wife and son out of the Beatles’ orbit, and engineering the appointment of Allen Klein as Apple manager? That positive effect? MOJO are elevating a talentless and manipulative groupie to legendary band member status…. Almost anyone who has come across Ono (Harrison,McCartney, Crosby, May Pang, Cynthia Lennon, Jack Douglas, Andy Peebles, Julian Lennon) all have said that she is a cunt… But, for some strange reason, the cunts at MOJO think otherwise… In this age of Femstapo revisionism and PC madness, Yoko Fucking Ono will be officially seen as a bona fide Beatle in future tellings of their ‘history’ and cunts like MOJO will be to blame for that… Fuck off!

Nominated by Norman

71 thoughts on “MOJO Magazine”

  1. I’d have done Cynthia Lennon in the 1960s and 70s without a doubt… John was mad for dropping that for the Sea Hag from Popeye… George and Ringo were the jammiest Fabs though… Pattie Boyd and Barbara Bach? Spawny cunts, the pair of them…

  2. This sums up Yoko Fucking Ono’s hold over Lennon…
    McCartney recalled an Apple meeting from 1969: he said, ‘I asked John: ‘Why did you choose to go with him (Allen Kloin)?’ And he replied ‘Well, he’s the only one Yoko liked!’

    So, she did bring that rapacious fat cunt into Apple? Lennon ignored strong misgivings about Klein from McCartney, Mick Jagger and Brian Jones (who both knew Klein of old), Ron Kass, Derek Taylor and others just because his precious Yoko said so?! Pussywhipped gullible cunt…. I’d sort of understand if she was a fit ‘un with feminine ‘charms’ shall we say. (we’ve all been caught at one time or another).. But he was dazzled by that?!!! Was it hypnotism? Voodoo? Secret potions? It’s a case worthy of Arthur.C. Clarke…

    • A real mystery Norm. It has to be mental illness caused by very hard drugs. She wasn’t even wank material. She stifled his output, which given he was lazy would never have been in McCartney’s league. McCartney’s problem was that just because he could write a song he did even if it was shite. Much of his output is pure dross. For unknown or financial reasons Macca keeps the old cunt sweet.

      • That’s what I liked about George Harrison… He didn’t give a fuck and he made his dislike of Yoko Fucking Ono very clear… I think for business reasons Macca is cordial with the old witch…. McCartney invited Lennon’s ex’s , Cynthia and May Pang to Linda McCartney’s funeral, but Ono wasn’t invited… Tells you what he really thinks of her and nobody can blame him…

  3. The Beatles, Cilla Black, Jimmy fucking Tarbuck, all viewed through rose tinted scouse glasses and as far as I’m concerned totally overrated.

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