Attitude

I would like to cunt the notion of Attitude.

My daughter is 14 and has a consistently bad attitude. But there is an idea that to be somebody or to make your mark on the world you have to project an attitude to get you noticed. It gets many young bleck cunts, and white, in Suckdick Khunt’s utopia murdered. Stephen Lawrence has somehow been elevated to Sainthood because that is the attitude that needs to be seen, in Cultural Marxism, towards putting real, but mostly imagined, racism to the fore. It’s an industry. It keeps ex professional footballers in a job. I took one look at the photo of the Lawrence lad on the day after the murder and to me, with a face like that, bleck or not, he looked very punchable. He shouldn’t have been murdered but was it racist? Very likely. He’s not a fucking saint though. He’s a dead bleck mother’s son. Dunno about his attitude.

You see attitude on car bumper stickers. “Caution Show Dogs in Transit” from a snooty posh cunt, all Barbour and wellies. A cartoon urinating on a Liverpool shirt. Probably the right attitude. Punk rock had an attitude. That charlatan Malcolm McLaren went to New York, saw Richard Hell with a ripped jacket held together with a safety pin, Sylvain Sylvain with a baby’s dummy round his neck at a New York Dolls gig, and took the sound and dress sense back to London. In the meantime in London John Lydon wore a ripped Pink Floyd T shirt with “I hate” in biro scrawled above the band’s name. NWA Niggles With Attitude was another “band.”

Attitude is being taught to children in schools and posted on Facebook by attitudinal parents. We’ve reached a point where people with absolutely fuck all going for them have to project upon the world who they are: Goths, Trannies, Homos (they didn’t all come out of the womb mincing and talking like that, it was learned) vegans with faces like a fight with a nail gun etc.

Sadly today I saw an old female, crippled cunt, fat, looked like a sack of shit, knock kneed with a stick and she had bright fucking blue hair. Because I might be a spaz but I’ve got attitude. No you haven’t you dozy trout you’re a fat spazzed up cunt. Attitude is a cunt because it’s inflicted on the rest of us.

We call it cuntitude.

Nominated by Alan Fistula

14 thoughts on “Attitude

  1. at the risk of coming across as obsessed i’ve been listening to JOB again this morning fuck my old boots. can someone who thinks he’s an arsehole please phone him up and try to put him right because caller after caller failed miserably. and no it’s not because he cuts them off and always has the last word, they were given plenty of chances to explain their views and they just embarrassed themselves. one poor cunt was reduced to pretending his phone was cutting out.

    • I think the answer lies in a remark once made by the late Robert Maxwell to his then assistant, the arse-licking Peter Jay. Apparently Captn Bob was so incensed by the little arswipe (who prided himself on his dignity and loyalty). According to Tom Bower’s biography published years ago, Jay was called in to a large meeting with the great and the good and in front of them all Maxwell told him “You mister, are a cunt. Now fuck off”

      Jay did and later thanks to being Jim Callaghan’s son in law he got a job as an arsehole, er sorry, ambassador in Washington.

      O’Brien would be lucky to get another job on radio – unless it was supermarket Asda FM, where little wanabee DJ wankers get paid minimum wage. No more Chiswick for that little motherfucker.

    • I tried for 4 seconds, but that galactic cunt just shat antibrexit propaganda nuggets down my ears and I slammed the off button in fury.

      A lot of callers fall into the master/bitch dynamic straight away, as if they owe him that for being on radio for 30 seconds. Too afraid to confront or hang up on him to make a point. To his credit he has got good skill in exploiting this.

      It wouldn’t work in real life though. He would be knocked out within 4 seconds or shanked with his Waitrose savers card.

  2. *My daughter is 14 and has a consistently bad attitude. *

    Sadly because schools are forbidden from dishing out physical punishment and a lot of parents are scared of being reported to the old bill for chastising their kids – by the little bastards themselves. In my opinion girls are getting worse than boys.

    Years ago, living in a real shithole in a rundown area I had a neighbour who didn’t give a fuck about what anyone thought of her. She, too, had a gobby daughter and I well remember one day on the landing the little cunt answered back once too often and the mum pulled her brats knickers down and smacked her arse more than once and very hard. It worked It wasn’t that uncommon in the fifties either. Anna Soubry should get that treatment today, and the Labour bint who whined about having to pay for her jam rags.

    • Corporal punishment was very much the norm in the 1950s and ’60s when I was at school. Then again, enforcement of discipline all round was fairly rigorous in those days.

      Corporal punishment was outlawed in state schools in 1986, and independent schools in 1998… the same year Bliar craftily abolished the death penalty for Treason.

      Deterrence ain’t what it used to be…

  3. omg ! we have gone totally mad now. a Rotherham rapist has been asked if he wants to have contact with the son who was the result of his raping of a 15 year old girl, he’s currently in prison and the boys mother is strongly opposed to any contact whatsoever and so is the boy. wtf?

  4. Nothing the matter with a bit of attitude. The amount of times that I’ve been told “you can’t take that attitude”….well,they’re wrong. I can and I fucking well do take “that attitude” when someone or something pisses me off. It’s often the only way to get people to take you seriously.
    If more people adopted a bloody-minded attitude and actually kicked up a stink when faced with something that doesn’t suit ,instead of letting people just walk over the top of them,they’d be a lot better off.

    Being a bit of a Cunt with a bad attitude is no bad thing,however you must be capable of actually carrying it through. As Alan says in his Cunting,there are too many Wankers who think that they have “attitude”,but attitude isn’t about appearance,it’s about having the true “Fuck Off, Cunt” mentality that lends itself to the arrogant,self-centered demeanor that can be so effective.

    Fuck Off.

  5. As my dementia progresses I become more intolerant and assertive that I ( in my confused state ) am always in the right. This is particularly true when conversing with a youngster who wants to remain in the 4th reich.
    There are great benefits in dementia y,know. I can say and do anything with little fear of the law.
    Long live confused senile old twats

  6. Excellent and timely cunting for the affected narcissistic nonsense. I understand where Fiddler is coming from but as he says, hardly anyone can back up a performance with genuine steel or force of will. Those who usually parade their attitude do so from insecurity and are often weak-minded, feeble, spineless snowflake cunts who fall to pieces when an election goes the other way.

    Smack ’em in the teeth.

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