A driver who wears earphones is a cunt.
Piloting your vehicle on the overcrowded UK roads is treacherous enough without having to endure these fucking gormless cunts you see with the white leads emerging from their lugholes.
My view is that you need all your senses working fully to safely pilot a car. The danger of listening to Justin Bieber, Stormzy or Little Mix or whatever shit through headphones is that these cunts become immersed in it and then forget they are driving.
A bit like the hipster twat who almost didn’t stop on the roundabout in front of me this morning as he was listening to, no doubt, Ed Cuntwallah Sheeran on his gay headphones. Cunt received the death look from me as he gave me an apologetic simper.
This cunting goes for cyclists too who have the same habit. They fully deserve to be turned into compote beneath the wheels of a 40 tonne cement lorry.
Cunts!
Nominated by Paul Maskinback
I’m all for these thick cunts wearing earphones. Much better than the wanker sitting in his mobile disco, disguised as a car, at the lights, windows wound down in the middle of winter, blaring out his fucking jungle music.
In fact, earphones/headphones are one of the greatest inventions of all time. The less I hear of what passes for music these days the better.
Yours sincerely, grumpy fucking old cunt.
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Where my digs are in Lutonistan you often see a tribe of these cunts in their 1.1L Fiestas, Puntos or Fabias trying to out do each other in the mobile disco stakes.
The noise from within the car is only exceeded by the ridiculous noise from their tricked up exhausts which makes their cars sound growly and powerful while not being able to actually pull the skin off a rice pudding.
They also reek of ganga as they sail past at full blast.
In this main loop heading into the town centre – which they use as a racetrack – parking is at a premium.
It’s not uncommon for these cunts to basically noise pollute the area for hours at a time.
The jam butties also patrol in numbers but mysteriously always seem to just miss these cunts by a minute or so. Funny that eh!
However should anyone encroach on some double yellows it’s straight out with the ticket book. A ticket they’re still writing when the flotilla of ganga fuelled grime purveyors sail past – and they don’t bat an eyelid!
Great Police!
Cunts!
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I recall a few years ago Google were developing Google Glass – or smart glasses that gave you all sorts of information via a HUD.
Had it been developed to completion you could have had the same cunts driving/riding around wearing those same earphones, along with wearing Google Glass: totally distracted both visually and audibly from the road ahead!
Technology is great, especially “Smart” technology. The weakest link, however, is the dumb cunts that use them!
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“This cunting goes for cyclists too who have the same habit”
Correct, PM. Earphones in, coupled with no door mirrors nor rear view mirrors, the pedalling parasites are completely oblivious to anything going on around them. If you use the roads, use all your fucking senses !
Oh and get out of my fucking way whilst you’re about it…
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The amount of times some stupid bird and it is usually a female that walks out in front of my van without looking being in a world of their own , listening to headphones.
Here’s a public safety announcement.
A mate of mine is an Audiologist. He’s been telling me that headphones are the worst thing for fucking up your hearing particularly noise cancelling headphones. You will most certainly end up with tinnitus followed by going completely mutton. He has people from their late 20’s onwards with tinnitus and hearing loss that does not usually occur untill your 60’s. He said that the noise cancelling headphones have contributed to the tinnitus I have now. So take heed all you headphone wearing cunts out there.
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In ear canal or over the ear, or both? I got some fancy bose ones to cancel out all the waffle cunts in my office. I want my hearing but I also need my sanity!
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I once saw an airline pilot wearing headphones while driving his plane. What an irresponsible wanker, I thought to myself. I believe that the trolley-dolly on the plane was a poof,too. Imagine the disaster if the plane had crashed, Poofery spread over a mile-wide impact zone….Oh, the humanity.
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Good morning Mr Fiddler.
Where you by chance engrossed in listening to music through your agricultural earphones during that posting adventure?
No “ Fuck them!” ?
In my office now !
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Thrown off my game by the nightmare vision that I’d conjured, Cuntsville…the thought of thousands of innocents being deluged by lumps of high-octane powered Gay…My God, the consequences could have been appalling…all because some selfish Cunt wanted to listen to The Communards (by now the pilot is a Gay too) while driving his plane.
Fucking outrageous behaviour on a par with Donald Trump having his finger on the nuclear button.
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Won’t you admit to dancing to ‘Frankie Goes to Hollywood” in the 80’s, Mr F?
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No, I fucking won’t,and neither should you.
I used to be a headbanger in the 80s until I realised that standing swinging my luxuriant mane of hair,legs slightly apart,smelling of patchouli oil,hands on hips, was an open invitation to sexual assault from behind…..I have never danced since.
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Way ahead of you,Cuntflap. I never leave the house unless fully kitted out. Rubber boiler-suit,gloves,face-mask,aluminium-foil tin-hat and wellies.
The buggers wont catch me with my pants down.
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Morning cunters, off topic and under-reported, but it was rather heartening to see 300 left-wing shitbags and hairy armpitted wimminz arrested in Washington for protesting against Brett Kavanaugh.
Amongst those arrested was stinky-fannied, potato-faced, plagiaristic “comedian” Amy Schumer.
Fucking brilliant.
Let’s hope that if his nomination is ratified, these protester wankers all have rage-induced heart attacks.
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I made mention the other day about the ramifications of this shit.
Some silly bitch can accuse a man of anything at all these days and will be believed by other wimminz and left-wing manfags.
It’s a dangerous time for the white hetero man.
I’ve started being very careful when I interview potential employees.
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Marmite’s Brexit-inspired relocation to Brussels is off.
Reality dawns.
Will we be hearing an apology from Project Fear? Will we fuck!
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They should have let Unilever go. A sudden ban on their products by consumers would soon have had them crawling back. No more Marmite, which personally, I think would be a good thing. No more Ben and (we hate Trump, so we’re going to create a snowflake tears flavour, and a we’re a pair mutual left wing cocksucker’s flavours) Jerry’s ice cream. All shit we could do without.
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A few years ago I was sitting near a young cunt on a bus who was playing his tinny shit music on the lower deck. Oh, mine does that, says I, and I gave him a whack of Jimi Hendrix at full tilt, result, peace. But what kind of ruptured stoma bag of a cunt wears earphones whilst driving? And gay white ones at that. My fist, your ear, cunt.
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Superbly cunted, my son.
My I add cunt drivers using mobiles to this arse-kicking?
Oh and while I’m at it, those cunts who drive about with their windows down and DUM! DUM! DUM! DUM! blaring out? Arsewipes.
Morning all
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These cunts boil my fucking piss. Blue lights, sirens, bull horn – these cunts still can’t fucking hear. And mirrors are for putting make-up on, right? Over twenty years as an emergency service responder, two separate services, and the standard of driving and self-entitlement of cunts on the road, (‘How long are you going to be, mate’ – ‘Ask the fucking patient, you cunt’), has gone so far downhill it makes me fucking weep.
Cunts.
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“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
That would be me! I neither drive nor wear earphones!
Meanwhile, get a load of this:
‘A teenager has been left terrified of returning to college after being given a “final warning” when she told classmates she supported Tommy Robinson.’
https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/student-warning-support-tommy-robinson-15235236
Another day, another steaming pile of cuntage.
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Freedom of speech is no more.
What an utter bunch of wank stains the little commie bastard’s are these days.
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Bullying libtard ‘indoctrination, indoctrination, indoctrination’, been going on for years, we’ve bred a nation of pinheads. Irreversible now imo…
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I’ve seen bus drivers doing this which is definitely iffy. When that hands free stuff arrived many people said oh that’s ok it’s safe. I once was a passenger with a guy conducting a fucking meeting over the phone while he drove. Never again.
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I’d prefer 500V.
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Googlemaps directions to Beachy Head, Humber bridge, Clifton bridge &c.
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Off topic. Been reading about that Pret a Manger case. Am staggered to learn that there was a defirillator at the back of the plane that could have saved her. But they didn’t go and and get it because it was against the RULES. To do with people can’t move from their seats before take off. But she’s choking to death! I could widen it- the police must persue a complaint however daft because the rulebook says so. Indeed the dafter the complaint the more they persue it would seem. Everything’s stupid.
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Thank you for informing me of this. The fucking insane inability of many fuckwits to gauge and judge risk drives me mad. Statistically the chances of the plane encountering an emergency on landing that required the staff to be at the doors is near zero. The chances of the girl being saved by the defibrillator are huge. Some pathetic self emasculated jobsworth justifies this, training innit, can’t grow some fucking balls and use your initiative. Like those 4 London schools that closed becos of a few harmless fucking spiders. Fucking lily livered pathetic feminisation. Grrr
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Yeah and these schools are all in East London so they are full of Parking Stanleys.
Surely Allah will protect his peaceful children, the cunt?
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