Rob Brydon

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Hellow, Iym Rrob Brry-donn and Iym a bit of a cunt, aren’t I?

Wel-come to the Rrob Brrydonn Show. A show all abowt ME! A smug, unfunny, Welsh oompah-loompah wallowing in my own e-go. Yes!

Fisrstlee, we’ll take a look at some of my wonderful prrogrammes. Like Would I Lie To You, a pannell show where I can tayke the piss out of David Mitchell for being a posh, Sutherrn Sofftee, and likewyse tayke the piss out of Lee Mack for being an ignorant Northerrn monkey! I’ll occasionally gurn at the cam-er-a and flash my phosphorescent gnashers.
Aren’t I fabyoo-lus!

And who could forget my programme The Trip where I’m able to contrive all sorts of situations in Italy and Spain just to be able to make sorry imitations of Anthony Hopkins and various James Bonds. And…I wasn’t even the more irritating one in the programme. Heh Heh!

Don’t tell me you have-unt seen my P & O advertisements? Ah! I’m so jocular. They’re paying me to PER-SWAYDE you to go. Ha ha! Of course, in ree-al life, I wouldn’t be seen dead on a cruise ship! Ha ha, I’m wonderful.

Iym only a short-arse, you know. I ee-ven wear high he-als.

Have you heard my Man-Trapped-In-A-Box? Ha ha ha, aren’t I hilaaaarious?

Iym Rob Brrydon and I’m a bit of a cunt. Ha ha!

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

25 thoughts on “Rob Brydon”

  1. A cunt indeed but when teamed up with Coogan the synergy of cuntitude is off the scale. Like say, Bonio appearing with Soapdodger.

    • Steve Coogan would be the perfect complementary cunting. If he fucks up that Stan & Ollie film he should be exiled.

  2. The cunt is about as funny as septicemia. Actually, septicemia is probably funnier now I think about it.

    • Having had septicaemia this year, I can say that it is a much more pleasant experience than watching, or listening, to this gurning, unfunny cunt. However I came out of it with everything intact. Had they said to me that I was going to lose an arm or a leg, I might have watched the gormless cunt as a trade off. I’d have sacrificed an index finger to avoid it though. He’s Welsh innit and fits the Dai VERSITY shite funded by the lie-SENSE fee. A cunt of epic proportions, look you boyo.

  3. I saw the film version of The Trip with him and that other sanctimonious cunt Steve Coogan. It was the dullest most tedious 2 hours of my fucking life- about as funny as Maybot having an orgasm; and about as interesting as Diane Abbott’s intellectualism.

    Both Coogan and Brydon are made for each other: self-absorbed narcissistic, remoaning fucktards.

  5. Thought he was ok in Human Remains (2003, I think) with Julia Davis. Or is my memory playing tricks on me? Fuck this dementia.

    Have deliberately avoided the panel shows and The Trip… but those P&O adverts took less than a nanosecond to boil my piss!

    Well Cunted Captain.

  6. This gives me nightmares of the welsh as a kid that bbc wales series called ryan and ronnie and later that other unfunny cunt max boyce
    Every now and then a fucking taffy type humorless twat rears his ugly head and tries to be funny
    Give me mind bleach for y-tubing this cunt

  7. Saw him recently in a film called ‘Swimming With Men’ in which he was pretty good. Mind you, he was playing an utterly irritating cunt, so that probably explains it, and means that your cunting’s actually bang on the money, Cap’n.

  8. He is a celebrity so in my umble opinion he gets lumped in with every other “look at me aren’t i amazing, creative” into the super cunt box, fecking hate celebs with a passion bordering on the un-natural. Cunts to a man, sorry non gender specific human.

  9. Can’t bear the Welsh accent so this guy is already a cunt. It’s so docile and slow, seems like I can feel my life ebbing away when I’m being spoken to by a Welshman

    • Do all English men have the same accent.
      No they don’t you daft cunt .
      Neither do they in Wales, you ignorant fuckwit cunt .

      • I’m sorry what were you saying? I dozed off.
        Besides, there was a cunting on here not so long ago about cunts who wear earphones in the car…..which I do EVERY day, but I didn’t charge on here spitting my dummy out. So you can untwist your rainbow knickers you silly oversensitive cunt and don’t bother me again

  11. Welsh people are keen on the cruises that Brydon advertises.This is because cruise ships are nothing but floating nursing homes for coffin-dodging, miserable old buggers. This suits the Welsh mentality ideally. They are miserable buggers too,but I suppose that living in that grey,dour country would be enough to make The fucking Laughing Policeman himself sober up.

    Max Boyce and Welsh choirs are Cunts too. They should stick their leeks and daffodils up their arses.

    Fuck them.

    • Evening Dick,
      I stayed with relatives in The Rhondda Valleys back in the early 80’s and let me tell you, in breeding was rife. There were only 2 or 3 family’s, lots of village idiots, limbs missing, hair-lips, speech impediments and Tourret’s syndrome. fuck me, it was like the Island of Dr Moreau.

      • Evening, Mr. Fistula….I went to Wales once. After discovering that the pub in the village didn’t even open on a Sunday, I left never to return.
        Dreadful place.

  12. This ugly little Welsh cunt is from the same unfunny Cabal that’s on Mock the week, have I got fuck all news for you and QI.
    Endless lame jokes aimed at Brexit voters and Big Don.
    Smug little self appointed comedian. Him and Alan cunting Davies should be sent to an Arab Consulate never to return.

  13. He is indeed an unfunny, smug and chinny Welsh retard. I bet the cunt drove a fuckiin coach down to London for ‘The Peoples March’ full of retarded Welsh wankers. Ooh look at the money the EU have kindly given us for that statue of a dolphin pissing into a pond. Anyone fancy a Pastel de Nata? That’s a custard cream to me and you. Fuck off Cunt.

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