Laura Smith M.P.

Comrades, a special Labour conference cunting for this vacuous whey faced Northern trollop, MP for Crewe & Nantwich, who won her seat with a massive majority of 48 in 2017 (do you think we should have a fresh vote given the narowness of her *victory*). Last night, in the company of the hatchet faced old bitch Emma Dent-Coad, MP the Grenfell shroud-waver, she called for a general strike to force another general election.

It seems to me some of the Labour wimmin, (especially) have fallen from the gutter into the sewer, they are so ambitious for power (which I think they feel is slipping more from them on a daily basis), they would be happy to see the country bought to its knees to help them. The same applies to the Labour Cocksuckers For Europe mob, though they are being helped by Tory cunts like Alan Duncan.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A leopard never changes its spot, but it seems MPs can.

Laura Smith (Labour natch!) is all over Catweasle like ticks on a turd calling for a general strike to propel him into number 10.

Shurely this can’t be the same Laura Smith that resigned from the Labour front bench because she thought the glorious leader was a cunt?

Yes, it can – and don’t call me Shirley…

Nominated by Dioclese

24 thoughts on “Laura Smith M.P.

  1. To be fair to Laura she only resigned in protest at Catweazle supporting Brexit. Since then Comrade Jezzer has changed his mind so we’re all friends again.
    Today Laura wants a general strike and Jezzer doesn’t………. but next week who knows?
    They fucking don’t, that’s for sure.

  2. I applaud this cunting (no jazz hands for me) for the fact that I was too bone idle to cunt the thing myself. I say thing because it looks like yer average tranny, summat that dresses up in it’s nan’s cast offs. What is it about democracy that these cunts don’t get? As has been pointed out, a majority of 45, power goes to it’s vacuous head and it wants to bring the country down. I’ve awarded this thing an Anal Fistula, known for future generations as the Anals, a sort of BAFTA to the Oscars of the ISAC Wall of Cunts. This gender neutral slagbag is indeed a CUNT!

  3. Project Fear Update

    Leaders of the building, social care and hospitality industries have expressed their anxiety at future recruitment problems due to possible restrictions on low skilled migrants after Brexit.
    “ We will have to pay decent wages and our fat cat shareholders will have to take a hit on their offshore bank accounts “ said absolutely nobody.

    Today’s scare story brought to you courtesy of The Independent (you’re having a fucking laugh) newspaper.

  4. This is the current labour party.
    Neil Pillock had one single achievement, stamping on Militant. However this lot are far worse and in charge.
    God help us.

  5. A slip of a girl. Then we’ll de-select another middle aged white male and slip in another slip of a girl. Till the whole shadow front bench will be sitting there like girls waiting for the school hockey match.

    • Slip of a girl is my final fantasy put down. If ever some millennial snowflake princess tries authority over me, saying that will hopefully result in a nuclear meltdown seen from space. Tosser ain’t I!

  6. Boris’s speech. Rachel and Stanley there. But wait didn’t Stanley work for the EU and was a strong Remainer. And I’ve heard Rachel praise Corbyn and say she’s a bit of a ‘lefty’. And even Boris himself was very Pro EU for many years. The British Aristocracy. Beneath it all there’s a profound ‘frivolity’ in them. Our famed ‘British Eccentricity’ comes from this. The Aristocracy playing a game. Politics is just a game.

    • I don’t believe for a second that Johnson has ever,or will ever, actually believe in Brexit. The bumptious fool just thought that it was a way to further his own ambitions. Everything, boils down to what he believes will benefit him.
      I detest him and his old school “chum” Cameron.

      • Only thing Boris believes in is a ridiculous ‘Billy Liar’ version of Boris, lapping up public adoration 24/7.

        No way will he make a bid for the Tory leadership until he’s absolutely sure May and her cronies will be held fully responsible (by the media) for an inevitably disastrous Brexit.

        Only then will he contrive to come riding to the nation’s rescue on a flabby white charger, Jacob Rees-Mogg at his right hand side, along with a nice shiny bright new slogan for his battle-bus:

        I TOLD YOU SO… Vote BORIS to make Britain GREAT again!

        In his fucking dreams, cunt.

  7. Labour we are The Government in Waiting don’t make me laugh Don’t believe in democracy Flag wavers for The People’s Vote As in everything Labour always check the small print This twat calling for a general strike should be flogged

    • During the 80s my Dad’s Daily Mirror described Kinnock as “Prime Minister in waiting”

      How we laughed and laughed…

      • oh god yes, the “Welsh Windbag” as Spitting Image tagged him as; him and is irritating wife – jeez, imagine them in No 10 giving it large over a fucked up country back in the day!

        Even worse, we could have had Michael “The Duffle coat” Foot in charge back in the 80s – We would have been a communist state within weeks with that gormless Catweazle as PM

      • Daily Mirror the recruiting poster for the Labour Party Fucking Kinnock He should be put up against a wall and shot along with his Mrs and the MK2 version of him who’s in Parliament now Talk about jobs for the boys imagine their pension pot from the EU

  8. What a sorry state this country is in – politically-wise

    Internecine, clueless bottle-jobs in blue
    Touchy-feely, two-faced, desperate backstabbing cunts in red
    And as for the LibDems – fuck knows where they stand!

  9. Apparently, in the next film of wotever the fuck it is, Dumbledore is going to be shown
    as being REALLY gay…

    Will he have Hairy Prostate in his study for a spank & wank session, and a bit of bumming ?

    JK Grayling is a cuuuuuuunt

    • Feck, I meant AC Rowling…well, these days, they’re probably interchangeable / one and the same…certainly deviant/s.

  10. A majority of 48 you say?

    That equally evil, vile and way out of her depth shitcunt, Emma Dent-Cunt won by a whopping majority of 28 whole votes…..

    And then instantly decided that the £300m in the RBKC coffers should be given to the illegal shitbags of Grenfell to ease her conscience.

    It has not gone exactly to plan has it Dent-Cunt. You stupid fuckwit leftard cunt!

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