Jean Claude Juncker is a prize cunt. After all his other anti-British bullshit, he’s come out with a corker. In a recent speech, he’s now saying that British planes flying into EU member states will banned from landing, and if they ARE allowed to land, will face a FOUR day quarantine. Someone really should be keeping this corrupt little Hitler away from the sauce. We have agreements with countries all over the world, including EU countries, dating back to 1947 that allow British airlines to enter foreign airspace and land at their airports, it has fuck all to do with the EU.
In any case, if the EU did try to enforce this ban, they would have to enforce it with ALL nations airlines, otherwise it would the EU would be proving to the entire world that they are discriminating against the UK, solely because we invoked our democratic right to leave their corrupt, totalitarian club. If we had a leader with a spine. A leader who believed in Britain, and putting Britain, they would have responded that blatant threat by pointing out that such a ban would work two ways. They would also point out that EU member states do a LOT of trade with the UK, which would drop to zero if the EU tried to ban British airlines from EU countries.
Unfortunately, we don’t have a leader. We Theresa the appeaser. A woman who, it’s recently been reported, is considering watering down the UK’s ability to make free trade deals with the rest of the wall, on the off chance the EU will agree to give us a shitty deal when we leave.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
On the day we leave the EU without a deal (CRASHING OUT) we are led to believe:
Our aircraft cant take off.
Our food standards won’t be accepted.
Our driving licences and even our cars won’t be acceptable
Pet passport delays for fuck’s sake
No UK product will be acceptable in the EU until verified which could take months or years.
Empty supermarket shelves (well, no organic quinoa)
Long queues at Dover (which seems to be the only UK port the fuckers recognise)
There will be a desperate au-pair shortage
Civil unrest will break out (except in London where it seems to be the norm)
The IRA will invade.
Every day another pile of wank is added to this list.
It is all bollocks. Fuck the EU. Fuck the Irish border and fuck the Remoaning self-interested cunts who put it about.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Way ahead of you on this one…
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Juncker the drunker can suck my cock and kiss my hairy arse , the pisshead wanker. All those scare stories about it being so much more difficult to travel in Europe just make me laugh. Does anybody really think those cunts are going to discourage British tourists and not take their lovely money off them. Fuck me , the poor old Spanish have to put up with hundreds of thousands of British chavs trashing their country every year because they couldn’t survive without our money.
It just shows the contempt the politicians have for the level of intelligence they assume we have. Well , we’re smart enough to see right through you, you fucking cunts. The sooner Juncker drinks himself to death the better.
Cunt.
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Fuck me ! I didn’t realise it was going to be this bad. I’m going on a panic buying spree for au – pairs right away. Time for to give my friendly local people trafficker Abdul a call.
Good afternoon.
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Time for to give ? Fucking predictive text, grrrr.
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The hopeless old fart really is unbelievable…
Unless your name is James O’Shithead.
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Fuck off, you cunting pisshead
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The EU version of Project Fear, as peddled by useful idiots here, is Project Spite. Unfortunately for Juncker and his gnomes this follows an old saying – Cutting off your nose to spite your face. Let’s see how far they get with it.
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Funny how tax dodgers friend Juncker now threatens to fuck up Brits travelling to Europe as he once said “borders are the worst ever invention of politicians.” Perhaps he meant borders for cheap Eurotrash labour or peaceful 24 year old child refugees.
Or perhaps he was just pissed again.
Wanker. 🇬🇧
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Weren’t so bothered about Brits flying into the future EU airspace between 1939 and 1942 were they, when we were the only cunts sticking it to the 3rd Reich while the rest of Europe folded like a bad poker hand!
And to think that sacrifice allowed cunts like Juncker to live and grow up in a free society so that they could inflict a 4th Reich on us!
If it wasn’t for the genocide of our Old Testament Allies, I’d have left the cunt to it!
Fucking ingrates!
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Give the man a break.
He was good in kickboxer.
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Will this tiresome old Cunts liver never pack up?
Junckers like the drunk down your local, he opens his mouth and verbal diarrhoea spews forth!, the fuckers got an opinion on everything, and most of the time his wrong!
For me one of the reasons I wanted to leave the EU is so I didn’t have to see or listen to fucking jumped up political Pygmys like juncker, vehorstadt , tusk etc etc , I’m sick and fucking tired of their constant noise….
GO AWAY CUNTS!!
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He’s wrong ……. bloody Friday beer goggles..
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His ego is writing cheques that his employers dare not attempt to cash.
Frankly, anyone who gives credence to the ravings of that drunken old cunt and his pathetic cohorts is either extraordinarily thick or in need of psychiatric treatment, or quite possibly both.
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The old fool is as pissed as a fart 99% of the time, and is of course a complete cunt, but Tusk takes the blue ribbon this week for objecting to Jeremy Hunt suggesting that the EU is like Soviet Russia – while looking like Vladimir Putin’s twin brother.
They are all a bunch of motherfucker dictators. No if’s no buts
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They’re tin-pot tyrants. One moderately-hard shove from a Churchill or a Thatcher would see them messing their pants – literally, in some cases.
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I’d shit in his coq au vin, the repulsive cunt. He’s another one for flying lessons off Canary Wharf. He wouldn’t need permission to land.
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Although unlike U.K. planes after brexit he wouldn’t be refused a landing by anybody!!
Fuckiin prick!
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Jean Claude Van Spunker. A cunt who believes he is some omnipotent demigod through the haze of his many large servings of Pastis.
A veritable over-refreshed, wizened old pissant is the reality here.
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I’d love to be a waiter next time this cunt is out somewhere very expensive stuffing his fat gob, no doubt at our expense. I’d go for the ‘Michael Winner Solution’, which would include wiping each wineglass around my ringpiece, wanking in his soup, and pissing in his coq au vin. Then I’d stick a fucking huge bogey under the bree and spit in the cunt’s coffee.
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Can we stop the French or krauts coming over ?
How about peacefuls- deport ?
Folk from auchinleck?
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If our civilian aircraft are not allowed to fly then we should pull the RAF and our other military assets back to the UK. No point in having them in the eastern Baltic without air cover.
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1914-1918
1939-1945
We owe Europe NOTHING!
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Quite the contrary, Freddie. In standing alone (in western Europe) against the Nazis in WW2, the UK practically bankrupted itself before 1941 was out.
Indeed, we had to borrow a shedload of cash from the Yanks and a good bundle from the Canadians (who, to their credit, also gave us a load of dosh) in 1946.
But that pales into insignificance next to the human cost. Our* young men bled dearly in the fight to save western Europe. I’ve always thought it was the right thing to do, but sometimes I now wonder whether it really was worthwhile.
*I’m not for an instant forgetting the massive contribution made those from other countries, not least our Commonwealth cousins and the USA.
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Do we really need to listen to this EU pisshead The rantings of a deluded despot the sooner we are out of this exclusive little club the better for all of us Jean Claude Juncker fuck off
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That picture is just so perfect for the old cunt.
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I see the bibulous cunt now wants to muzzle the press. No doubt because even the pro-EU fucktarded Guardian journos have finally realised what a dangerously useless tool he really is.
Nothing the EU would like to do more than tell us all what we can and cannot do. My namesake was not as far wide of the mark than credited by likening them to Russia was he?
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