Lazy fucking ISAC Admins


I don’t publicise when I go away on business – I have to earn a living and one has to do this shit – but there are five of us supposedly administering this site, not just me.

So when I get back and find that the nominations page is overflowing and there are 114 comments in the moderation queue I get right royally pissed off that I can’t turn my back for a couple of weeks without coming back to this shower of shit.

I took the brunt of the work over when Dio stepped down and I’m happy to do the lion’s share but FFS I don’t deserve to be left to do every fucking thing myself.

I’m right royally pissed off. If you want this site to continue then there needs to be someone other than me putting in some fucking effort.

For two pins I’d shut the fucker down and bollocks to the lot of you!

Nominated by Admin

(Normal service will likely be resumed when I get over the jet lag if I can be fucking arsed)

68 thoughts on “Lazy fucking ISAC Admins

  1. Name and shame these cunts.

    Also, spell out what the Admin duties are so we can evaluate and consider. Don’t just be a stroppy cunt.

  2. We appreciate your hard work on this highly respected site Admin. Sorry you had to come back to a pile of shit.
    Love
    Fenton😘😘😘

    • ISAC = only source of useful information,and as far as I can tell, the only genuinely “free” platform.

      A great benefit to society at large…think what we’d be forced to do if ISAC weren’t here.

      I’m a TOTAL spac when it comes to computers, can just about navigate one if it’s working… If owt goes wrong, and I’m obliged to investigate, I’m a fart in a colander (that can’t get out out for holes).
      And if you think that sounds a bit musical, it’s number twenty – seven in “Wetminster Folk Dances for the Weak and Incontinent” – Mavis May’s Round. Come to think of it, the music could go a bit like that ghastly advert – “I’m not a slebridee, but just the old minger with a squawky voice and a shrivelled old cunt that sticks it in the wotsit that scropes the thingamijig”

      Sorry, my brain is grilled after four hours of electrical engineering science this pm.

  3. It has to survive, where else could i see an advert, swear like feck at the box and five minutes later its on the interweb about how much I detest the long headed twat Brigstock who for double the offence has 2 of him at once, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT.

    • Me too. Peter Mangledbum, Dame Keir Starmer, Fukka Umunna, David Hammy-Lammy, Jess Fucking Phillips and of course the king of cunts Anthony Blair, would be unbearable if I couldn’t come on here and call them arseholes and cunts.

      This is going to be a major week for cunting with the Ooh Jeremy Corbyn Show currently at the end of the pier.

      • Well, at least Blair isn’t there. Rather than stand up and present his warped centrist propaganda in person rather than via Twitter, the tame media, Alastair Cuntbell and any EU potentate he can screw a cup of tea out of, he’s off to blether in Texas on Wednesday. Not doubt he will be telling AT&T’s ‘tech’ business forum what a cunt Corbyn is. But he’ll not do it to the man’s face. He wouldn’t get paid for that, after all.

        • The reason I mentioned the Princess Anthony, friend of the fairies is that the shameless old cunt wrote yet another arse-licking puff piece for the Standard yesterday:

          https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/comment/we-need-a-second-brexit-vote-so-that-we-don-t-betray-britain-s-future-a3943901.html

          I shouldn’t be surprised if chinless wonder George Osborne, who couldn’t edit a bus ticket, let alone a newspaper, even a freebie, is Blair’s latest *special chum* like Mangledbum used to be. Lot’s of inherited wealth, Georgie Girl is just made for the ever grasping Princess

          • True enough. An additional connection is Evgeny ‘Two Beards’ Lebedev, the Standard’s owner, and son of Alexander -ex-KGB – who owns the (In)Dependent. The Standard’s sale to the Lebedevs was controversially not referred to Ofcom, on Mandelson’s say-so. Evgeny associated himself with Blair on the latter’s trip to Sierra Leone during the Ebola crisis: Blair was of course front and centre while his embedded suits of the TBA were doing the work. There’s no doubt they know and love each other, but Mandelson’s your go-to man for dodgy Russian oligarchs.

            Blair’s comment on ‘betrayal’ of Britain is particularly poignant as he spends much of his time railing against those who wish to preserve its borders and identity, and the remainder abroad, being paid to serve the competing interests of, among others, China and the Gulf states.

            Almost beyond belief.

  4. Agree with all above.

    ISAC; insightful,educational , some great off-the-wall rants and often very funny. There is probably enough material in Dick Fiddlers postings alone for a TV mini-series, the Fiddler Chronicles maybe?

    • I sometimes think when I see some poor unfortunate whose “Social media” history is made public when they become famous, it’s to be hoped that I never find fame. They are pilloried over some innocuous comments that they made years ago. Fuck only knows what would be made of my output.
      Might have to start digging a bunker in the cellars.

        • Well, Jack, I’ve always considered myself a pillar of the community. The model of probity. It’s only in my increasingly rare lucid moments that I’ve come to realise that the odd comment or two could possibly be misconstrued by a malcontent determined to twist and pervert my well-meaning words. Some people can deliberately misunderstand even the most charitable thoughts to suit their own unpleasant agenda.

          For Shame.

  5. I suggest Admin #1 somehow remove some of the global rights of his fellow admins, just as a precaution, especially if they’re not doing as asked! Just demote them to mods if they don’t have a valid excuse.

    Oh and make sure you have your db backed up and locked down. Need to sort out the Wordfence problem with too many connections by global bots too.

    Good work, Admin. You’re very much appreciated by us mere humble cunts.

  6. Hear hear to all comments in praise of ISAC admin(S).
    Without this speakeasy life would be one long frustrating slog and I cant afford any more TV’s to end up smoking on the floor having been hoofed off the wall screaming and shaking (that’s me doing the shaking and screaming, not the telly)
    Off topic. Is there not a single normal person attending the Liebour party conference in Slitherpool? The present cunt giving it large is some golly complaining that Islam isn’t being given a fair shake in schools. Last one, wheelchair bound, Cornish tartan scarf on and one of those PLO type scarf things the peaceful wear. Just appearing on stage is a fat ginger haired tranny in a polka dot skirt complaining about universal credit for the disabled. Fuck my tall hat – this country is going down the pan quicker than an oiled turd.

    • All the wheelchair bound spacas I meet in supermarkets are bad mannered entitled rude fucking cunts. Just shut the fuck up and we will have more sympathy for you.

  7. Hear hear to all comments in praise of ISAC admin(S).
    Without this speakeasy life would be one long frustrating slog and I cant afford any more TV’s to end up smoking on the floor having been hoofed off the wall screaming and shaking (that’s me doing the shaking and screaming, not the telly)
    Off topic. Is there not a single normal person attending the Liebour party conference in Slitherpool? The present cunt giving it large is some peaceful youth complaining that Islam isn’t being given a fair shake in schools. Last one, wheelchair bound, Cornish tartan scarf on and one of those PLO type scarf things the peaceful wear. Just appearing on stage is a fat ginger haired tranny in a polka dot skirt complaining about universal credit for the disabled. Fuck my tall hat – this country is going down the pan quicker than an oiled turd.

  8. Since you asked so nicely, this is what is involved :

    (1) Monitoring the moderation queue and deleting / approving as appropriate
    (2) Viewing the Nominations page and then setting up a new post, deleting the nom for the page afterwards to keep it clear

    In general,
    (i) you open up a new post page in a seperate tab
    (ii) Open another tab and find an appropriate picture from Google
    (iii) insert said picture at top of post
    (iv) Copy and paste the text from the nom into it correcting grammar punctuation etc
    (v) add ‘Nominated by:’ and the name at the bottom
    (vi) schedule the post for immediate or some time in the future. Usually some time in the future and I shuffle them about. You could shuffle them if you feel like it

    Of course you can delete noms you don’t like. Not everything gets posted.

    Once you get the hang of it, it takes a few minutes a post. No exactly onerous.
    Basically it’s an editor role because I do all the tricky stuff. We had a couple of good guys who had to drop out for good reasons. Shaun concentrates on the Dead Pool

    I’ve got detailed info on how to do things I can send new editors. As to who I am, you’ll find out if you get registered 😉
    Use the contact form to contact me.

    Incidentally – seems Shaun dropped Norden and nobody nominated Chas Hodges so no need to reset the pool just yet. Apologies for earlier misleading comment!

    • Left to do all the work? Know how you feel, I’ve been in that situation a few times. I’d like to help but I’m technically challenged and my current medical problems make me unreliable and therefore unsuitable. Hope people rally round and take some of the load off you, like most cunters I need my daily dose of ISAC.

  9. I think I’ve just learned why the Labour Party never get elected:

    They’ve just spent the last 3 hours at their Conference talking about the workers struggle in Nicaragua.

    Do you honesty think anyone living in abject poverty and relying on food banks cares a fuck about the plight of fucking Nicaraguans?

    • They are so fucked up that having spent the day masturbating over re-nationalisation, McDonnell seems to have forgotten that if Dame Keir and Chuckaduckie get their way to stay in the EU they wouldn’t be allowed to take industries back into public ownership as that is a no-no in EU land. It reminds you about all those typewriters and all those monkeys producing Shakespeare.

      • A fact which all the socialist media have omitted to ask. Snow the cunt on ch4 news gave him 15 minutes to tell the world according to the commie cunt. Not a word of condemnation of the swivel eyed lunatics adherents and Angela Rayner almost cost me another TV tonight. The conference hall in Slitherpool looked like the bar out of Star Wars. Chicks with dicks and spazzers, I dont think I saw anyone who wasn’t on the spectrum. A fat oaf of a bird complaining that she was disabled and had 3 kids with statements of educational needs plus a grandchild with same got me thinking if you bred 3 fucking half wits and didn’t have the spazzers sterilised you want my tax quids to bring up your low IQ offspring from cradle to fucking grave and the next generation too?? Get off your fat lazy fucking arse and it might also help you and your box of circus freaks to ward off type 2 diabetes. And so it went, a long line of whining and whinging cunts blowing off about not being hand reared and spoon fed daily throughout their miserable fucking existence. And still the swivel eyed lunatic wasn’t picked up to say a few words to the leftie gutter press.

  10. This site is a bastion of spiteful lamentation and catharsis for all the vexed meatbags across the land, a much needed unsafe space. If the average dolt took just one whiff of this potentcy they would go into an eternal conniption fit!

    We appreciate your efforts in keeping this funky brew simmering away and allowing us to partake!

    • Hear hear! What’s left of my sanity has become dependent on ISAC over the past three years.
      Not cut out for admin duty though as barely get time to post the odd comment nowadays…

  11. McDonnell wants to nationalise everything that moves but his membership are remoaners to a man. Doesn’t he, or they, know that the gang of globalist bankers running the EU don’t allow nationalisation?
    You can’t have it both ways you fucking simple minded pricks.

      • That’s the difference between Jezzer and John and their deluded snowflake followers. The Guardianistas see a world of poor browned skinned people who they can pat on the head and patronise. These poor people will be forever grateful to their natural superiors for rescuing them from a wicked world.
        Jezzer and John are only interested in power. They hate the EU as much as we do but if pretending to love it leads to power then so be it. Once they have power then everything changes. The poor old snowflakes will realise they’ve been done up the bum but, alas, too fucking late. That’s the price you pay for being a dumb muggy cunt.

    • I wonder where they’ll open the first death camp?

      Not in my back yard I hope! Probably hidden away up north with any luck. Out of sight, out of mind…

      Speaking of luck, are Ladbrokes taking bets yet?

      • If everything you imagine about Labour is true, RTC, the death camps
        (a) will be extremely humane, with vegetarian last meals provided and all due respect observed during the funeral process, and
        (b) won’t work anyway.

        So, no real problem.

    • I wish you didn’t think we’re all stupid, FtF, much as I enjoy your contributions. A lot of Labour voters and members voted Leave, and would do so again. Corbyn’s and McDonnell’s problem is just the same as May’s; whichever way they jump they’ll lose votes. McDonnell’s on record as backing Brexit himself, incidentally*, but failing a purge of remainers, Leave is outnumbered in Labour and the best that can be done is to suck it up and look democratic about it.

      Look at your privately-run public services and tell me they are better-run, more affordable and better-maintained than they were when nationalised, please. Either that or let’s have no more cunting of their providers (electricity, water, railways, the post, etc)

      *
      http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/john-mcdonnell-backs-brexit-enormous-opportunity-britain

  12. Serena Williams denies she was being coached from the stands, despite her coach Patrick Mouratoglou saying he was sending her signals….

    “I just don’t understand what he was talking about,” Williams said…..

    Well, of course not… As we all know, Serena is as pure as the driven errrr… I was going to say snow, but…..

    • For fucks sake Norman, dont go whitewashing
      Disney have had to recolor (yankee spelling) one of the princesses in an upcoming movie as the (always on the watch for the next bandwagon to jumps on) blambo cunts in ‘Murica have objected forcefully at the princess being too white with straight hair. Gone was the complexion of the back of an unswept coal fire and the unmistakable pubes on top. And Disney? Graciously but arse lickingly in line with anyone who dares to whiten the jungle bunny fucktards the princess was magically made the colour of soot before close of play. I’ve just about shot my bolt with these forever offended cunts. Getting up every morning just looking to be “put on and whitewashed” must be hard work. Maybe try working or is that my white privilege slip showing.

      • Donald Duck must be pissed off that Daffy Duck will be taking all his roles now… No room for a white duck at Disneycunt anymore….. And some cunt asked, ‘Will they change the colour of the Stormtrooper uniforms in Star Wars/’ Nah! They’re nasty evil white soldiers…They fit the diversity bill nicely….

  13. Seriously though, it’s uneducated cunts like John McDonnell that got into the KGB , the Stasi and the Nazi Party. Consumed with hate for anyone that doesn’t agree with him. Believe me this cunt will go down in history as an evil bastard unless he’s stopped.

    • Him and the union barons are the real power behind Labour, like some shadowy Rasputin puppet master. Compo is just the figurehead, an idealistic overgrown student who would be happy in a grubby bedsit eating pot noodles wanking over Das Kapital but now has to actually walk the walk.

    • Hes a classic example of why the liberals long march through the institutions remains such a danger, and will do for a generation or 2 to come.
      Forty years ago, a naive, impressionable, friendless cunt who hadn’t got his his dick wet yet (or worked a real day in his life) read a little red book shoved under his nose by his gender studies teacher. Utilising his limited experience of life, the real world, the world of work and his overehelming desire to be liked he decided that proseletysing this little red book was his ticket to a friend, possibly a stinky finger or two from that bird wearing the Che Guevara t-shirt… Fast forward 40 years and little Johnny finally enters the world of work – he realises within a millisecond that this socialist shite simply doesn’t work, and will never work – but he doesn’t want to look like a cunt. He doesn’t want his friends, colleagues and that bird (now called Dave) to know he’s been literally talking shite for last 40 years. So he does something that many (if not all liberals his age have done)… he has to dispense with all reason, all logic and all sense to make it through the day. Reality becomes dangerous, truth becomes inconvenient. He has to surround him self with people who only agree with him, dissenting voices must be silenced.. “I mean.. come on? I haven’t wasted the last 40 years of my life worshipping an unworkable pile of horeshit? Have I? … no… Everyone else is wrong. I’m right.”

      Makes him more dangerous than most people realise. They don’t realise he is also deranged, delusional, prideful and terminally gullible. Even Hitler knew when to call it a day.

      • Yeah , I can’t see Catweazle sticking a Luger in his gob and redecorating the bedroom wall with his brain matter………more’s the pity.

      • Don’t forget.. with a splash of luck, and a bit of gumption within the next 40 years… we may have a good hard brexit. We may finally get all the free money stopped to the gimmi’s. We may finally curb and reverse the parky population. We may even send a good few of the non tax payers home. We may finally see the standard of living our ancestors dreamed of and we may see the likes of Blair + (too may to mention) swinging from every lamppost. But right now, right this second some tattooed, purple haired binary gendered thick as fuck antifa type twat started uni yesterday. And in 40 years, he/she/zhe will be John McDonnell Mark 7. Stay ever vigilant cunters.

        • A Labour Cabinet with Jihadi Jezzer, Abbott the Hutt, Semtex McDonnell, Fanny Izzard, Damon Arseburn (Blur), Nadiya Bake-Off, Munroe Buggeredorf, Lily ‘The Liar’ Mong, John/Paul/George/Jack Monroe etc….. Oh, the fucking horror!

  14. sorry to say this.
    I am one of the Admins, like you all I work for a living, unfortunatly I do not have any staff after the dismisal of my Driver, I am running the opperation on my own.
    I do not get lunch breaks or arse time, this has been going on for a number of months now, I also rarley have time to visit the forum or post.
    as with all admin I volanteered because I think its a cracking site, when some mug finaly signs off from the dole and works for me I will be back, unfortunatley I really do not have time in my shitty little 07.30 to 17.00 hrs job trying to service, fix, and deliver equipment whilst also being the administrator/manager/sales team.
    I apologise.

    • Time and effort is well appreciated to all Admins. Past and present Thanks for holding it up. This and the deap pool would be enough to burn any sane person out. Maybe we need an admin appreciation day. I will buy first round.

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