Commercial gyms are cunts aren’t they?
Now, I like to lift weights and all (not for ego lifting or any of that crap, just because it helps me with my mental and physical wellbeing), but commercial gyms truly are a wretched hive of scum and villainy. First, there’s the loud, obnoxious, generic pop music coming out the speakers and through my earphones. Then, we have people constantly taking up space and equipment that you need, with some cunts even occasionally doing their exercises RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE WEIGHT RACK because – at least in the gym I’m currently using whilst I’m home from university for the summer – it’s directly in front of the mirror.
Oh, then there’s the people who are too lazy to put the fucking weights back, on top of the vain fuckers who only go there to show off and take pictures for their Instagram. And that’s only scratching the surface. They’re worth putting up with in my view because weightlifting has benefitted me and buying my own weights would cost a king’s ransom but they can be truly unpleasant places.
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Gyms are nothing but a stinking cunt hole full of narcissists prancing around, sweating and screaming just before they blow wave to pout up on Instagram Twatter or Cunt Book.
The best fitting for a commercial gym would be a gas connection in the showers.
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I can understand the legitimacy of gyms for people who specifically want to body-build.
Other than that, they’re for folk who haven’t got the willpower to not eat more calories than they need, and subsequently think that a bit of ‘cardio’ will keep their midriffs in check. The irony is that the only ‘pounds’ they end up losing are from their pockets.
If you want to just generally ‘stay in shape’, you can do it from home, through a combination of regulating your fridge and kitchen cupboard content, and a regimen of general movement that you don’t need to pay for.
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Here here wokeup, good advice.
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Willie,
Read the obituaries for Kevin Beattie. The team he was part of was one of the highlights of my youth. Sad to say, the only time I met him, he was pissed out of his head. He was a total alky in later life.
I’m heading to the UK on Wednesday for the History Weekend in Winchester on 5th to 7th October. I’ll keep a lookout for an Oliver Hardy lookalike at the Bolton game on Saturday.
A video for you all…
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Sad to say I won’t be there for the Saturday game as I will be taking my son who is playing in an U15 badminton tournament.
Long shot I know, my 27 year old daughter has been in Australia (Melbourne) for the last 8 months and has to leave when her work visa expires in January 2019. She is in HR, degree qualified plus UK HR qualifications. Worked for a top 20 Global company for 6 months (under the conditions of her visa this is maximum time she is allowed to work for one company), now working for a registered charity. Excellent references. Hard worker, conscientious and good social skills. Currently working for a large registered charity. Prior experience with law firm in central London.
On the extremely slim chance you know of anyone looking for a reliable HR person who is willing to sponsor her, please could you let me know via Admin. Thanks.
Safe trip and enjoy the game.
She loves life in Australia and I have advised her Australia has more to offer than back in the UK.
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Every gym I’ve ever set foot in (both of them) were rammed full of cunts. Giant wankhives full of narcissitic overly preened water drinkers, the cunts doing silly noises on the leg press, fairy looking fellas with nandrolone infused growths in unnatural places and manly looking birds all red in face because they’ve just done 10k but won’t even pick a cup up at home. Don’t get me wrong, I exercise – I’ve just built an extension , layed a few 100 bricks, mixed all the mortar by hand and sawed enough timber (by hand) to turn the Calais jungle into an Ikea. For a guy that works in IT, that’s good going. But I drank beer while I was doing it, and not once did i feel the urge to get a silly tattoo.
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I go to the gym on my days off, being a wagon driver I need to as I spend a lot of time sat on my arse but my gym is 24 hours so I go either in the really early hours before the young narcissists even get out of their pit or late at night when they’re out on the piss, the place is usually empty.
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It’s good for society to congregate all the thugs and wankers into specific areas to eradicate them from elsewhere.
Abnormal, unnatural, sweating, profane cunts peppered with tattoos or stained Matalan clothes. And that’s just the women.
Overly-steroided weight-lifters desperately suppressing their homo tenancies, grunting like Serena Williams giving birth to a sack of coal mingle with Polish or Lithuanian loudmouths having a day off from fruit-picking and drug-dealing before they all go home to share squalor with a mangy Chihuahua and a bottle of cheap, Asda vodka. Vain cretins.
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Poof parlours full of drug-addicts, sexual deviants(both male and female),
the mentally-ill, people too lazy to do a real job or exercise without a load of fancy machines or dole-whallahs given a free membership,courtesy of the tax-payer,due to their gluttony.
Duncan Bannatyne owns a lot of gyms,and he’s just the kind of person I’d expect to find in one.
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For a second there I thought you were describing the House of Commons/Lords or Buckingham Palace
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I find thugs tend to gravitate more towards the MMA and Kickboxing classes.
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A post I made a while ago concerning Gym Culture.
I go to the Gym because I need to keep fit but I hate the fucking place. They are temples dedicated to extreme narcissism and self obsession . The Gym is certainly not a great meeting of minds but automatons who run from machine to machine like hamsters on a fucking wheel. Riding bikes/ machines and getting nowhere. And that fucking soulless monotonous House disco beats that are pumped out endlessly on a loop and the cunts don’t even notice. No-one speaks to each other, don’t talk to me , i’m only here to be admired. The women are completely asexual , their sex drive has been replaced by pumping iron with their flat chests and boyish bodies.
my advice is to get out on the roads and fields on a proper bike and maybe start fucking prostitutes who will indulge your every sexual obsession , much better for body and mind. It’s done me no harm.
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Going off-road a minute..
A Black Superman? Psh. Desperate. Luckily I don’t care or watch those superhero superdogshit films but fuck me, they must be so bereft of originality.
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A black Mr Bean played by Idris Elbow ?
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I wanna see a remake of that great 1970s tv series Roots,only this time the black slaves are all played by white actors.
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Kunta Kinte played by Ryan Gosling
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I’m waiting for the film bio of Martin Luther King starring Justin Bieber.
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Yes CuntsR-us. But not one Mandingo amongst the white slaves. All small dicks ?
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Thats where the special effects boffins step in
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Lol. Are they going to replace kryptonite with a rolled up job application? What’s the next daily planet article going to be ? “Superman axes you all to stop doing crime and shit?”
Fuck em. Let em have it. We’ll just move on to something else.
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Just spat my beer out at that Big Khaunt. 😂😂👍
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Whenever a thought of joining a Gym enters my addled brain I immediately banish it by reciting the lyrics to “Hammer to Fall” by the immortal troubadours Queen:
” Oh every night, and every day
A little piece of you is falling away
But lift your face, the Western Way
Build your muscles as your body decays”
And then I look at my pot belly and feel great.
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Id rather go for a Maccies
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John Cooper Clark summed up gyms years ago:
(the bronze Adonis got her)
He’s in the corner with his mates
wanking away unwanted weight
it’s his idea of a heavy date
the bronze Adonis got her
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Fuck gyms. Bought a pair of running shoes for 30 and my initial bench/squat weight setup was 300. I would have paid 4 times that by now in fees.. and for what? Sweaty barbells and sweaty bellends twaddling around cropdusting fucking protein farts because they think they need 200g+ of protein a day, hogging all the equipment and constantly acting like the stereotype meathead that they are.
Unless you want to be a pro all you need is the basic setup.
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I had a gym membership a few years back and agree with this cunting. I must say though that the of the thighs and arses on some gym girls would make a female dancer or horse rider feel inadequate.
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There are some fine specimens that’s for sure. Too distracting though, definite health and safety hazard when lifting!
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Working out is overrated. I’ve never paid a gym fee in my life. When I was young I exercised using nothing more than a chest expander. Did the same routine every day for years until I suffered trapped nerves in both arms and needed two operations. Now all I have are the scars to remind me what a cunt I was.
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Never been near a fecking gym did all my hard physical effort behind an anvil and under a horse, did often get asked if i did weights not now though look like a fecking Buddha. Sad, older age.
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Have to disagree on this one.
My gym is the friendliest one I have used. No loud music, everyone is respectful of others. Oh, there are no peacefuls, um bongo drinkers or trainee architects. I live in one of the whitest areas I have ever lived in….
Oh and some of the guys are PURE BEEFCAKE.
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It does take brains as well as brawn though to make a tasty faggot 🙂
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Never been in one never fucking will don’t mind looking at the tidy sorts in their get up but i’d rather crack open a cold beer than go for a jog. cunts
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