Madonna (5) and the VMA

To ‘celebrate’ her 60th birthday (old fucking witch), old vacuum cleaner cunt has done a photoshoot for diversity propaganda pamphlet, Vogue… Sladge… sorry… Madge is dressed like some fairy queen in a horse drawn carriage with all her little brown kiddies ponced up to the nines…. The old slagbag virtue signals about Malawi and how she adores ‘her’ children… Naturally, how she acquired said brown kiddywinks and her multiple terminations for the sake her ambition and career are not mentioned… A disgusting slagwagon and a terrible human being of a cunt…

Nominated by Norman

And let’s not forget her VMA speech this week. On the subject of which :

This cunting’s like an asteroid waiting to hit the planet. You’ve got to cunt the VMA awards, it’s a crime against humanity not to.

Have you in all your puff ever seen anything like the parade of fat and ugly arses put in front of the public this time.

I swear that the cheeks of that Minaj lady ( whoever the fuck she is) would keep a whale oil lamp running for a year. Black Chyna (don’t know what the fuck she does)… the rendering plant will have to put on an extra shift when she goes and then; Amber Rose (who?) with a slash on her that should have warning signs around it.

When did fat, dimpled, lardy arses and wide open gashes become attractive?
I must have missed the email, give me the 60’s and 70’s style of girl and send these ones back to Budweiser to start pulling the carts again.

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker

19 thoughts on “Madonna (5) and the VMA

    • Russians hacked our democracy m8 and our site apparently

      Also madonna is a irrelevant cunt with a few one hit wonders who refuses to age gracefully

  1. Yes, seems a little out of character.

    Either way, she’s starting to look like Caitlin Jenners twin brother as every day passes. Cunting well deserved.

  2. She gave a tribute to Aretha that was all me me me. Not fit to lick Aretha’s fucking boots the talentless slag.

  3. Good cunting for our virtue signalling has been. Being of an age when she dominated pop culture , I was saddened to see her struggle with her later years , down the local pub with Guy Ritchie giving it acoustic….shame.
    As for the VMA , well if we deserve the politicians we get then generation snowflake deserves the talent it gets. Utter cunts nearly on and all.

    “vacuum cleaner cunt” class

    • Thought something was out of place , but whats with all the clint eastwood avatars I see everywhere lately

      I dunno pick another clint avie instead of fighting over it pick a dirty harry one or something My default avatar use to be a sun now I got shades cause i’m cool cat mofos

  4. “Big is beautiful” doncha know?

    A bunch of heifers wearing lipstick told us so on Kilroy in the 1980s.

  5. The world is going insane,living in a cave in the middle of fucking nowhere is become more preferable by the day, celebrity is like a cancer these days and thats not to dis genuine cancer sufferers……

  6. Is the stupid bitch even relevant anymore? I know this was posted on the other Madonna cunting but in the words of Kenny McCormick, ‘Madonna is an old anorexic whore, who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent, she thinks she can play guitar and she should go fuck herself.’

  7. Madonna was, is, and always will be nothing more than a self-centred, pretentious, head up her own arse, vacuous publicity whore. My fucking fat moggie sits out at the back door first thing and howls to get in, and I’d rather listen to that than hear anything this desiccated old sack has to offer.

  8. Good caption:

    “Where’s The Penicillin? Madonna Kisses Nicki Minaj On The Lips At 2018 VMA Awards [Video]”

    I’ll spare you the link. Found it because I hadn’t a clue what the VMA awards were. Rectified: it’s yet another party for self-promoting talentless media whores and their agents.

  9. Aretha franklin what a fat cow I dunno tho lads, maybe we should uncunt madonna this one time seeing how all the black is beautiful cunts and black cunts matter crowd are furious with mogdogga.

    Also I always hated arethas shite music whether it was freedom or respect or you make me feel, stupid soul train wankfest for a overrated singer

  10. Madogga… Disgusting repulsive creature of a cunt…
    Niki Minaj… Pig ignorant darkie chavslag cunt…

  11. Virtue signalling money grabbing bitch rides on the back of a fresh black corpse and fucks it up! Big deal. If the photo I saw was what the whore was wearing at this arse licking festival then there are far more serious charges.
    She looked like a cross between an African celebrating the Battle of Isandhlwana and an Apache woman attending a ritual disembowelling.
    Cultural appropriation surely?

  12. What was Warren Beatty thinking when he briefly tubbed the music business bike and smelly snatched cunt that is Madogga? OK, Sean Penn is a bit of a looney… So it was sort of expected from him… While Guy Witchee is a clueless mockney tossbucket who saw Sladge as a bit of class (?!!)… But Wild Oats Wham Bam Warren? With that?! Maybe he was on the bottle at the time, but Madogga is not a good mark on his ‘totty had’ CV….

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