Drag Queens

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The summer air is made hideous in Brighton this weekend when *Homosexual Pride* takes to the streets yet again, holding up the traffic while hundreds of screaming queens make an exhibition of themselves, often men calling each other *her* and *she* and hatchet faced old lezzies looking more butch than SAS men. The chanting and shouting is revolting, but what is even worse are the number of *men* usually morbidly obese, and stinking like a prop-forwards jockstrap, done up to look like very cheap versions of the late old poofter Danny LaRue.

These pathetic individuals must have been starved of affection as kids as they demand so much in middle age. They wear absurd garments huge wigs and so on which is why they stink and sweat. They insult both their own sex and the women who they seek to copy. One old hag last year looked like Gloria Hunneford (Cliff Richard’s friend). But it is their mincing self entitled condescending manner and attitude which makes them so repulsive. They are the best advert for gay bashing imaginable.

Motherfuckers all of them and talentless motherfuckers at that.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

62 thoughts on “Drag Queens”

  1. I would he interested to hear what our homosexual members think about the whole Pride thing.

    • I is a poof and think pride is a load if crap. Overtly leftwing and, nowadays, wholly unnecessary.

    • I is gay. Last year I was taken to a ‘pride’ event for the first time in my life ( I am mid fifties). It was in a minor northern city, not famed for its gayness. It was shit. I had no pride whatsoever being amongst all the ugly lezzers or fat old men dressed as women. Some of the lads with their tops off were nice, but fuck me, it was an embarrassment. People are straight, gay or somewhere in between and generally to manage to navigate through daily life without shouting waving flags banging drum and making everyone else look at them. Them exhibitionist gays should leave the rest of us alone.

      • Fair play to you gay men above for speaking out for the errant wankery Pride is. I suspect the problem is now that Pride is somewhat redundant in the UK. Equality laws have brought the rights of homosexuals in line with that of heterosexuals. In short, they have fuck all useful to do now.

        I suppose dressing up like a Wilf and rubbing it in the noses of diehard homophobics is largely what they are all about now?

      • Son of Krav is correct about the leftwingness. Ugly fat lezzers manning (sic) stalls with ‘fuck the police’ and ‘tories out’ banners all over the shop. That would be the police that come running to your aid against ‘hate crime’ and the tories who gave you ‘gay marraige’ , is it luvs? Bunch of ugly munters who couldn’t get cock in them, even if they wanted some.

      • Heartily concur with our gay colleagues here.

        I couldn’t give a fuck about anyone’s sexual orientation – gay, bi, or straight – I just don’t want it shoved in my face, especially when it makes a row and holds up the traffic.

        Cunts.

    • If I was gay I would be really pissed off about how the trannies have latched themselves onto that movement. Being gay and trans are not related in the slightest. Every single piece of scientific research done on trannies says that they are wrong and you cannot be born in a body of the wrong gender. It’s purely a mental disorder and we give these nutters what they want because they tied themselves up with gay rights. The fact that more of them are going through “transitions” then ever before but their suicide rate keeps climbing should be telling people that pumping them full of toxic levels of hormones and mutilating them with surgery is not working. I mean they’re even trying to remove gender dysphoria as a psychological condition so that therapy (what they really need) won’t even be an option.

  2. I have never seen the point of drag acts. I remember Danny la Rue as pathetically unfunny and embarrassing. The only good ones were the likes of Les Dawson, the Pythons etc who played for comic effect not ‘look at me, I’m gay’.
    Mrs Browns Boys counts as drag I suppose but it is merely shite.

    • Izzard is a good one. Watching that stilletoed cunt chasing after his pink beret was priceless.

      • Apparently Izzard is not gay, despite his penchant for dressing like some middle-aged Lithuanian whore.

        Izzard is psychologically defective. You don’t need to be a qualified psychiatrist to reach this conclusion.

    • Python’s “pepperpots”were excellent – cos there were/are so many wimminz around like them (especially Liebore wimminz). And The Maybot.

      Mrs. Shufflewick was good, because BOTH my grannies had some gin-sozzled old friends who were dead ringers.

      Mrs. Brown’s Boys is cack that is derivative of a diarrhoea.
      Is she-it mother to the cyclops ??

    • I never figured out if Dick Emery potted black or pink but his mincing character was fucking spot on. Reminded me of the two recently interviewed after the Ben Stokes “just protecting the honour of a couple of downtrodden offended turd burglars” on GMTV – just that whiny fucking effeminate voice is enough to warrant a fucking good hiding. With you on the Mrs Brown boys CC but then it doesn’t have to be up to much to make the bog dwellers guffaw all night – too thick to see they are the butt of the whole fucking show. At least they haven’t managed or resisted the token blambo. Paddies have never been keen on dark meat though.

      • Dame Edna was brilliant and unique – in the early years (late ’60s) I didn’t realise she was a bloke and used to get her and Mary Whitehouse (Mrs) mixed up whenever either of them appeared on our fuzzy B&W TV…

  4. Surely a man dressing up as a woman is a classic example of “cultural appropriation”’? Why aren’t Owen Jones and Buttbitch shouting the odds?
    As for Mrs Brown why is a male actor playing the part of a woman? Why are the fucking BBC allowed to get away with these crude Irish stereotypes? Where are the snowflakes when you need them? Apparently racism and cultural appropriation only exist when some mouthy social justice warrior says they do.

  5. Dick Fiddler has brought his train ticket and is preparing a hamper filled with rotten eggs and fruit to “enhance” the gaylords’ parade.

    • Good that you are still alive my boy. Pardon me for asking but what has befallen KravDarth? Has he transitioned over to you or are you his bitch? We do so care.

  7. Brighton Pride nearly went bankrupt and was aboit to be called orf a few years ago until a coupla fairy godmothers stepped in. Only report this to get me gag in.
    Has moved with the times, dropped the “Gay”, started playing silly buggers and gorn all transgender. Avoid the toine like the plague while the woofies are orn parade. Think aboite it – if nobody turned up to watch the mincies would wilt. No attention me dahlinks. From Drag Queen to Drag Wallflower.
    Interesting that the old Rent Boys Revenge is threatening to return big time. Yes me dears, aids is now increasingly medication resistant and a new Gay Plague threatens. Silly buggers never moderated their behaviour long term after the last scare/just reward/ challenge to their life style, however you want to call it. Looking orn the bright side, more possibilities to consider for The Pool. All gay slate anyone?
    Might watch next year’s Pride. Just in case it is the last. Catch it while you can. Boom! Boom!…..or do I mean Bum! Bum!

    • Oh dear, Yours Truly seems to have been a trifle naughty, nay a modicum orf the old pissolo re comments. Put it doine to a new cocktail I’m orn, the Spanish Sporran. Half single malt. half Tanqueray bitter sweet orange Spanish gin, shot orf fizz, slice orf orange in a very large glass. Ole!
      You know YT loves you all.

  8. Have just returned from a shopping expedition.

    On my travels observed a truly enormous woman (at least I think she was), and not that old, perhaps mid 20’s, if that. I estimate approaching 25 stones, short, double chin, glasses, greasy hair, huge arse and gut to match. Also not that fortunate in the looks department. Wearing a baseball cap. I highly suspected tattoos about her person but only speculative. Short, lesbian type haircut.

    Waddling around pushing a buggy with a sprog inside.

    My immediate thought was who in their right mind would ever want to poke something that looks like that? Cannot imagine EVER being that desperate.

    Jesus. Christ almighty, have men these days not got any standards?

    • It’s my contention that there isn’t a woman on the planet who can’t get herself fucked if she really wants to. That’s because there are plenty of blokes who will stick their cocks in anything with a pulse. Goats, dogs , sheep, pigs, children, babies, each other. You name it some cunt has fucked it. I would execute every single one of them.

      • Likely to be an old turkey baster job Willie. Essential career move for a fat slag. Get all sprogged up and its benefits for life plus extras – social housing with extra wide doors, lift, free mobility car ect ect. Also would not be the first dyke to Rent-A-Baby for similar financial reasons.

    • Naive.

      There are other ways of getting pregnant you know Willie.

      For instance, Lord Adonis’s mother was fertilised using spunk scooped off a shit smeared lavatory seat in the gents toilet at East Cheam.

      • They have them in the toilets on Southern Rail trains too Jack… but they’re invariably broken… so the poor lass on the receiving end has to slump partially on the porcelain rim of the shitter.

      • I heard that Adonis was the product of a ‘sticky biscuit’ party where the communal wank was then scraped in with a rusty dessert spoon.

      • Adonis wasn’t born – they just scraped a pile off his mother’s arse and it grew into what he is now.

  9. Your right Sir Limply, I hadn’t realised the significance but they’ve also dropped the “gay” word from the London one. All this tranny and gender neutral bollocks must be very confusing for the poor dears.
    Wasn’t there some shitty sliced loaf called “London Pride” back in the day ? I seem to remember it was like chewing on used blotting paper.

    • Muvvers Pride? A cheese sandwich made with that stuff was like trying to munch throgh a used sanitary towel. Thank the good Lord we still have the excellent beer, London Pride by Fullers.

      • Ah yes, it was “Mother’s Pride” of course. You have an extraordinary memory for a decrepit old cunt if you don’t mind me saying Sir Limply.

      • That was the one where that old bag Kathleen Harrison (*Mrs. Thursday* – who made you long for Friday morning and dread Wednesday) “can’t resist giving it a little squeeze”. I assume she meant the loaf rather than her shrivelled zxx\ jugs

      • When I used to work in the square mile about half a dozen of the guys from our office regularly used to pop into the Swan and down several pints of Pride.

        Happy days.

      • Went camping with the Mrs by the coast a while back and the campsite bar served Fullers London Pride.
        Lovely stuff but had the side effect of a prolonged and pungent flatulence stinking the tent out.
        Mrs Bastard not impressed…

  10. Likely to be an old turkey baster job Willie. Essential career move for a fat slag. Get all sprogged up and its benefits for life plus extras – social housing with extra wide doors, lift, free mobility car ect ect. Also would not be the first dyke to Rent-A-Baby for similar financial reasons.

  12. Jamie Oliver’s ‘jerk rice’ accused of cultural appropriation.

    The decision to label the microwavable rice “jerk” has been criticised, because the product doesn’t contain many of the ingredients traditionally used in a Jamaican jerk marinade.
    “I’m just wondering do you know what Jamaican jerk actually is?” MP Dawn Butler asked the celebrity chef.

    Fuck me, now racist food.

    Darkie Levi Roots has also got’n involved. Which reminds me, soon after Levi Roots secured backing on Deagons Den and his product launched, he came to Ipswich to promote his sauce. Arrived at Ipswich train station, and waited, and waited, and waited. Pathetic cunt thought he was now a celebrity and expected a car and driver, not realising he had to make his own way to the supermarket. Think he felt racially insulted and returned back to wherever he came from.

    • I’m torn here,but I think that my pure,unadulterated hatred of Jamie Oliver takes precedence. Although,to be fair,he was what first brought me to this site many Cuntings ago.

      • I am likewise torn, but there is no denying the innate jerkitude of Mr. Blubberlips.

        As for all the political posturing and mumbo-jumbo associated with Dawn Butler, really cannot be arsed !

      • Yep, Uppity Darkies come and go,but Jamie’s level of Cuntitude is exceptionable. An obnoxiousness like his really lifts him above any flibbertigibbet gobshite.

    • Levi Roots and his Cuntae Cuntae sauce? He ripped it orf from an oppo in the first place as was brought before M’Learned Friends. Comedy is the oppo did not win the case because the recipe in question, though ripped orf from him, could not be said to be his because said sauce was just a generic anyway. As the judge said orf Roots (real name Valentine Graham) “The inconsistencies I have identified suggests that Mr Roots is likely to say what he considers meets the needs of the moment and regards the truth as an optional extra to be adopted only where it is consistent with those needs”.
      Valentine Graham’s Cuntae Cuntae Sauce? Sure to fly orf the shelves.

    • Levi Roots and his Cuntae Cuntae sauce? He ripped it orf from an oppo in the first place as was brought before M’Learned Friends. Comedy is the oppo did not win the case because the recipe in question, though ripped orf from him, could not be said to be his because said sauce was just a generic anyway. As the judge said orf Roots (real name Valentine Graham) “The inconsistencies I have identified suggests that Mr Roots is likely to say what he considers meets the needs of the moment and regards the truth as an optional extra to be adopted only where it is consistent with those needs”.
      Valentine Graham’s Cuntae Cuntae Sauce? Sure to fly orf the shelves.

      • I have read that “Reggae Reggae” sauce makes an effective pain reliever for infected “horse-prongs”. Perhaps a good dollop briskly applied may ease your pain next time you’re in extremis?

        Glad to help, Sir Limply.

    • I guess they think Oliver is monopolising and exploiting black culture. Maybe, but it has to work both ways fuckers. Integration. Otherwise the UK couldn’t have produced (shit) bands like UB40 without critique that the chord sequence wasn’t authentic Reggae.

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