Dead pool [110]

Congratulations to pedantic cunt who correctly predicted that the legendary US playwright of the Odd Couple Fame who Robert Redford described as “the best writer since Shakespeare ” would be the next dead dude. Simon had long suffered from kidney disease and Alzheimer’s but at 91 it was ultimately a bout of pneumonia that claimed his life.I bet he is in the VIP section of heaven drinking cocktails with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon as we speak!

So we move on to Dead Pool 110.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

58 thoughts on “Dead pool [110]

  1. Henry Kissinger
    Baroness Trumpington
    Nobby Stiles
    Raul Castro
    Johnny Depp.

    Good work PC, tickets only at the Pearly Gates.

  2. Well done, PC! Here’s my new Kill List… er… nominations.

    James O’Brien
    Owen Jones
    Charlie Mullins (Pimlico Plumbers)
    Nick Abbot (presenter on LBC)
    Matt Stadlen (presenter on LBC)

  3. Vivian Campbell
    Larry King
    Stanislaw Kowalski
    Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
    Beverley Cleary (the author)

    Come on Stan… 108 yrs strong.

    Good shot pedantic

  4. Clive James
    Doris Day
    Franco Zeferreli
    Vera Lynn
    Alex Salmond (get a length of rope and do the decent thing for once you fucking hypocrite. Make sure it’s a solid beam you fat cunt)

    • Everyone knows what a cunt Yoko Fucking Ono (as David Crosby calls her) is… But I expect there are many (Beatles people and otherwise) who will have their day and thoroughly destroy her rep/myth/bullshit when the old witch does pop off…

      • I am beginning to think Lewishon is waiting till a few of the ‘big players’ pop their clogs before he brings out parts 2 and especially part 3 of his Beatles biography.

  5. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Diego Maradona
    My next door neighbour’s hydrangea.

    NEIL SIMON WAS MINE FOR AGES, PEDANTIC CUNT, OR WHOEVER YOU ARE.

    Thieving, spineless Pikey.

    • So once more silly buggers from grumpy old cunt.
      We do not rise Fuck Puppet but you provoke Yours Truly at your peril. We fulminate, we cogitate and then we get even. Revenge may be a bitter pill to swallow but its consequence, oh so sweet to savour. Well secure your premises at night….my dear.

  6. We may be cunts but at heart remember we are gentlemen.
    Many of us gravitate to this site because we share certain values and may I say, experiences. Orf a vanishing generation meself that is now surrounded by death (at least useful for The Pool). After caring for me old mater for nigh orn ten years, had her not far orf making the ton then killed orf by the NHS. “Prophylactic care” as it is now is called. Bugger me then shortly thereafter in distressing circumstances me beloved wife cashes in her chips. Then centre stage cue the fucking relatives. Have tried to cunt that lot but can’t hack it.
    I know many of you have/had similar difficulties and we find more remedy in ISAC than ever we do in medication and alcohol. I do not beg, I do not blub in public but is it too much to expect to be treated with some honour over mine. Me generous old arse is an easy target to ridicule. Take the piss oit orf old Limply. Use Admin Privileges to create multiple Fuck Puppet accounts to steal his noms, rub his nose in it, the old cunt has no chance getting in early with his flaky rural connection.
    Remember that fat kid at school, never got proper rugger kit, wears hand me downs, a bit orf a stutterer and slow in class. No friends, easy to tease but you all felt a little guilty when it all ended in tears? Years later you find out his mum was a single parent, there was abuse in the family and the kid was on a liquid cosh for asthma and depression.
    In Hollywood parlance there is always a back story.
    I say play the game, not the man.

    Roy Hudd
    Lionel Blair
    Arthur Brown (I am the God of Hell Fire)
    Angela Lansbury
    Dec Clusky

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