By Elections


Over here voting is compulsory, so when some cunt lower house member is discovered to be foreign, corrupt, embezeller, sexual deviant, new higher paying corporate job ect… rather than being replaced by a caretaker of the same party until the next election (as in the senate) my taxes and time are wasted on a political circus to install another cunt.

At the very least the former member should be compelled to pay for the shitfest and be denied a ministers pension.

Nominated by Shackledragger cunt

27 thoughts on “By Elections

  1. I learned the above rule at an early age by slamming the head of a rather cuntish fellow seven year-old girl’s head into the water fountain. First and only incidence of violence.
    Actually. That’s not totally true. Only incidence of violence with water. School bus at the age of fourteen a grim little bitch was threatening to shank me. I got up her nose for some reason. She came up behind me so I stamped on her foot and fecked off down to the back of the bus.

    I’m not sure of who you’re thinking of in particular Shackledragger but there’s two Ministers in New Zealand politics who should have been Gone-burgers over the past week. One’s hanging on for dear life despite being sacked of two portfolios and the other can’t be named because she pleaded, “Mental Health Issues”, the special bitch.
    And it would all lead to a by-election which would bring down the Government, which would be the best outcome ever given the current NZ Government is the commonly known as the COL or Coalition of Losers.
    I agree. Clowns should not be getting pensions if they are found of inappropriate behaviour. Time for a career change and get off the public tit. Maybe working a shoe shop.

    • He must be talking about our former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull who was rooted late last week by his former best mates! Australia, the coup capital of the democratic world!
      Do you reside in our most Eastern State Monique? The Land Of The Wrong White Crowd?

      • Haha I reside in the Snowflake Capital of the World. Western Seaboard. Bay Area. Where free speech rights are gradually being gobbled up by Pelosi. And I keep close ties to New Zealand where free speech rights are being shat on as well. Meanwhile the politicians, the big fucking fat cats or skinny Millennium Gobshites are never doing better.

      • A choice between Malcolm Turnbull and Labor (illiterate Aussie cunts) leader Bill Shorten is like a choice between being kicked in the balls with the left or right foot.

        New PM Scott Morrison has all the charisma of John Major.

      • A nice part of the world there Monique. Was that way recently. Fark Moi though, there are a lot of deros and panhandlers around. Not as bad as Santa Monica though. Had to fight my way past the bastards there.

    • Dear M Watson. I was referring in particular to Josh Wilson, an unremarkable non entity but typical in his and all party’s laziness for not investigating his eligibility to sit in parliament (dual citizen). My gripe is with the waste of money and people’s time by the government, so much that the ruling party displayed their abject indifference by not even fielding a candidate for the seat. It has been explained to me by migrants from several totalitarian regimes that as democracy was handed to us rather than fought for (1890, women soon after) that we take it for granted and get what we deserve for our complacency as to why the scrambling elite have such disdain for the people.

  2. Over here voting isn’t compulsory, when an MP is found to be corrupt, embezller , sexual deviant that’s usually a check list for a place in the House of Cunts or at least a gong in the NY Honours list.

  3. Slight diversion and at risk of embarrasment/stating the obvious, I had no idea that Australia suffered from the same cancer of liberalism and PC that we do here in the UK.

    Only really since I’ve been following recent political developments, have I learned in more depth about the issues around ‘tolerance’ and the all too familiar shitmarks of a left-leaning bias.

    I’d be interested if any of our Australian friends could give a brief explanation of when this started and who is principally to blame – Aus should, by rights, be completely modelled on 1989-era Alf Stewart.

    • I believe that liberalism and PC is the same, to more or less the same degree, the world over. The only exceptions being some of the third world shitholes in the African and Asian continents. It is certainly a depressing and pernicious pandemic which has infested every day life over the past 20 or so years, the vehicle for it, most certainly, being the internet.

      Also before the internet, populations in third world shitholes had no real way of what laid available within developed western countries. TV and radio had limited ability to convey this. Once they had the means to view it through a mobile phone then they wanted a taste of it. This is what we are seeing now.

      I believe the internet will be the downfall of civilsation in more ways than one. Liberalism, PC, globalisation. All different strains of a cancer that will eventually kill the host.

      • Thanks Paul and good point about the internet, that never occurred to me. I guess that also means they can see/read what lily-livered fucking appeasers so many of the Western leaders are too.

        No surprise really then that fucking Nwengweh and his mates can’t get on the ‘immigrant rescue ships’ fast enough.

    • Mate, it all started going down hill in the late 60’s and through the seventies with a supposedly closet shirt lifter called Don Dunstan who was Premier of South Australia a couple of times.
      Her is a short list of his wanky lefty shite as listed in Wikipedia.

      A reformist, Dunstan brought profound change to South Australian society. His socially progressive administration saw Aboriginal land rights recognised, homosexuality decriminalised, the first female judge appointed, the first non-British governor, Sir Mark Oliphant, and later, the first indigenous governor Sir Douglas Nicholls. He enacted consumer protection laws, reformed and expanded the public education and health systems, abolished the death penalty, relaxed censorship and drinking laws, created a ministry for the environment, enacted anti-discrimination law, and implemented electoral reforms such as the overhaul of the Legislative Council of parliament, lowered the voting age to 18, enacted universal suffrage, and completely abolished malapportionment, changes which gave him a less hostile parliament and allowed him to enact his reforms. He established Rundle Mall, enacted measures to protect buildings of historical heritage, and encouraged a flourishing of the arts, with support for the Adelaide Festival Centre, the State Theatre Company, and the establishment of the South Australian Film Corporation. He encouraged cultural exchanges with Asia, multiculturalism and an increase in the state’s culinary awareness and sophistication. He is recognised for his role in reinvigorating the social, artistic and cultural life of South Australia during his nine years in office, remembered as the Dunstan Decade. However, there were also problems; the economy began to stagnate, and the large increases to burgeoning public service generated claims of waste. One of Dunstan’s pet projects, a plan to build a new city at Monarto to alleviate urban pressures in Adelaide, was abandoned when economic and population growth stalled, with much money and planning already invested.

      The left and Greens loved him, and his cancerous views lead to the fuck ups made by increasing left leaning governments both State and Federal until we have barely a shadow of what this great country once was, a place where men were men and women were Sheilas and knew their place, which was out in the back bar with a glass of sherry.

    • Its much the same in Oz as in Britain.

      Urban Lefties and their society-destroying ideology marching through the institutions supported and cheered on by the bites-hand-that-feeds state broadcaster.

      Immigration out of control with real estate reaching ludicrous prices; Vietnamese, Chinese, Indian, Muslim and Somalis (Somalis???? who the fuck thought they’d make a positive contribution?) have taken over whole suburbs. Idiot youths either run off to join isis or run around in gangs beating smashing and stealing. Police refuse to categorize the culprits.

      State public schools teach gender ideology before actual biology.

      Anyone who questions the above as less than Nirvana will be hounded and denounced right out of business with any number of -phobia and -ist labels.

      Whole piss-steaming debacle seems half a decade behind Britain and largely modeled on it.

    • Exactly what’s needed. Maybe they’ll build a few hospitals over there. We don’t need them.

      • The West has over the years gifted Africa in excess of a TRILLION dollars in foreign aid.

        And what has this achieved exactly? Absolutely fuck all. Has it stopped them from coming to Europe in their boat loads? No, and it never will.

        They have no incentive to get off their arses or do anything for themselves whilst the West continually bale them out. The only way to really help them is to stop their funding and getting them to help themselves.

        Sick and tired of seeing charity appeal after fucking charity appeal (the ones with the children and the flies). Advice to the parents- stop having children.

        Lazy fuckers.

  4. Graffito seen recently on a bog wall in Costa;

    ‘Don’t vote, the government will get in’
    signed
    The Shitehouse Philosopher

    Ain’t that the fucking truth

    Morning all

  5. For all the lefty shit I still think Oz is preferable to the UK. I say this with absolutely no experience of Oz, having been a resident of Seffrica, where any Saffa with an ounce of sense would swim to Perth given the chance.

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