Saira Khan and her recent revenge play for headlines. For some reason, she says she failed to see the humour in Charlie Brooker’s assessment of her character when she was in The Apprentice about ten years back. Taking advantage of the ‘all men are bullies and cunts’ strategy which all the media ladies must be reading books about somewhere, she forgets that he rarely put a nice word about anyone in print, his commentary usually summed up British opinion, and, in my opinion actually was outrageous enough that you knew it wasn’t to be taken too seriously.
She claims it made her depressed. Okay, we all get depression and it fluctuates from time to time and she was in a bad place having exhausted all her energy on trying to win fights in the boardroom against a bunch of people who’s delusions were similar to her own. I don’t see she needs to bring Brooker into it. I mean, why not blame us all – he only wrote a version of thoughts lots of people had because, quite simply, her first forey into the public eye (and every one since) does not always show her in the best light.
She accuses often but doesn’t like it when the shoe is on the other foot. Perhaps if she wasn’t trying to force her opinion down other peoples throats she would have more time to listen and understand.
She has opened herself up hoping for pity but has been shown on camera as someone very conscious of her plays for power so it angers me, just as the other women who have been completely compliant in their own actions find a way to blame others, particularly men.
I do feel sad for her having gone through the sludges of media life and publicity and not dealing with it well but accusing someone else of making you want to kill yourself because of a few aimed barbs from a funnyman (and he didn’t even make her a running joke a la Boyle style) is also a form of bullying. She wants revenge and revenge is never pretty. She ought to remember that when considering her image she cares so much about.
In fact, let’s make this a cunting for all celebrities that try to manufacture an image based on blame, instead of focusing on what they are actually sometimes quite good at.
Nominated by Quirk
Poor lamb. Someone should take pity and introduce her head to a captive bolt pistol.
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The voice of reason đź‘Ť
It’s a simple and effective method……
I’ve found with people like her the more they talk the less people listen…….
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Maybe start with the kneecaps and see how much she fucking whinges then. Cunt.
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I fucking loathe this woman,she’s on YouTube in some rigged BBC debate giving both barrels accusing Tommy Robbo of being a racist,she’s also on Talk radio with Eammon Plastic Face Holmes,I simply can’t listen to her,she could virtue signal for Londistan were it an Olympic sport,simply detest all she stands for…..a reality fame whore
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Funnily enough, this bitch was advertising yet another BBC “peaceful” propaganda docufuckyou only last evening. All about the immigrant population of this country. She is very proud of her cultural heritage, but not enough to fuck off back to the steamy baboon pisshole she came from!
She is an almighty cunt!
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What a khant she is.
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Ba dum tis
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I don’t pretend to know much about, nor have much patience for depression, but as far as I’m concerned if she’s that much of a snowflake to crumble at the first bit of criticism, then she clearly isn’t half as clever as she thinks she is. If she was, she would have known it was a possibility, but what she actually is, is a desperate attention seeking slag who craves the fame when it suits and complains like a cunt when it doesn’t. Got no time whatsoever for dumb fucks like her. Daft bitch should put herself out of her oh so miserable life.
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Yawn… Another gobshite femstapo do as I say but not as I do curry snatch parkin stanlee cunt… Seen one, seen ’em all…
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Never heard of her. I take it from the cunting that she’s another professional victim? She’s certainly continuing that fine tradition of people with the surname Khan being cunts.
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I’m pretty sure khan is Cunt in Urdu…….
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Nearly, but not quite. Cunt in Urdu is ,….2 squiggles to the left a line and add to that 4 little dots and a wankstain!
( Man that Google Translator is a good little thing )
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Is she a bus driver ?
Was her Ma a bus driver? Bet she didn’t have a Da, that wouldn’t fit her wimminz-only agenda. Bound to be a feminazi.
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Ever imagine the current BBC ideals, propaganda, and PC insanity in the 1970s?… You’ve got it…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZE1eLiGPs
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This is fucking ace too…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOY5i5Hm-N0&t=113s
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It seems as though Khan is a bit of a cunt name; with our Sadiq being the biggest cunt of all. As for the apprentice, the candidates they have on there are mostly loathsome. However, I do enjoy watching them grass each other up and blame one another for any cock ups. It’s the whole “yes lord sugar, no lord sugar, three bags full lord sugar” mentality they use in the hope that licking his old hairy arse enough will get them through to the next round.
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Imran Khan
Sadiq Khan
Saira Khan
Jemima Khan
Amir Khan
Citizen Khan
Each and every one of them a gold-plated, utterly reprehensible, cuntfuck bastard.
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I can’t believe Amir Khan’t hasn’t been cunted on here yet. That is truly a massive cock up that I’m about to correct.
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Citizen Khan was the least funny, dishonest portrayal I have ever seen. The Scottish shopkeeper in Still Game is pretty good.
Spike Milligan or Peter Sellers were better.
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Pakistani Daleks. – “That explains what’s wrong with the curry…”
Also Victor Lewis-Smith’s Gay Daleks.
And once again, thanks to the kind cunter who posted a link of our favourite monsters arse-blasting themselves up the stairs.
I shall try that sometime, when my legs have been massacred by too much Guinness.
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Ghengis Khan probably the most famous Khan in World history.
Sorry Suckdick- I know you think its you.
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A bit off-message but today’s Times front page headline is
“Trump strikes deal with EU to prevent Trade War”
Seeing that only last week the EU cunts were at daggers drawn with Big Don that’s quite a turnaround.
Which proves the absolute fuckers could soon conclude an amicable settlement on our departure/future relationship if they weren’t so intent on punishing us for having the temerity to leave.
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Hmmm. Like much else Trump has trumpeted, let’s wait and see if it happens. So far, so routine.
1. Trump: You are a bunch of fuckpigs and I’m going to nuke you if you’re not careful.
2. The other party (doesn’t matter who): You are a disgusting human being and represent everything we despise. And we’ll fucking nuke you back.
3. A storm of media controversy with maximum exposure for Trump. A highly publicised meeting takes place, then
5. Trump: You are my bigliest friend and we’re going to have a deal. A big, big deal.
6. Other party: We had very constructive talks with the President and have applied for membership of the United States.
(To be continued)
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Precisely – the pattern is repeated regardless of who Trump meets… Jim Ping, Kim, Macaroon, Maybot… they’re always fantastic people and it’s always ‘incredible progress has been made blah blah blah.’ The starkest example being the nonsense during and after the Helsinki summit:
To Putin’s face it was: “President Putin says it’s not Russia. I don’t see any reason why it would be.”
Naturally.
Then 24 hours later it’s all change and: “I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be.”
WTF?
Lucky the launching /not launching of nuclear weapons in 45 minutes was not involved on this occasion!
Today Trump & Druncker are bigliest buddies ever. Trade war over, phew. But tomorrow?
It’s enough to make a fucking cat laugh!
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They’ve every intention to punish the UK. The cunts.
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I can’t stand Donald Trump or the people who champion him, do they really think a billionaire gives one hint of a fuck about them? He’s in politics for his own personal gain and ego, nothing else.
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True, no politician nor anyone making the transition to becoming one can ever be trusted. But compared to our spineless shitehawks that we have over here, he is a far more appealing prospect. Cunt though he is.
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Which American President has ever not been in politics for their own personal gain and ego?… Rather him than that toxic cunt, Kilary…
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True though it’s still like voting for what sort of cancer you want.
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Fair point… I remember everyone (including my dad) always complaining about Maggie in the 80s… But what was the alternative? Kinnock? Owen and Steele? Maggie was despised, but she was the best and only choice… I recall Juan Peron returning to power as a dying old man in Argentina in 1974… He said ‘I’ve not returned because I was so good… I’m back because those who came after me were so bad’… Big Don can be a cunt, but Obama and Bill and Kilary are in another league entirely…
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Once Killery called Trump supporters ‘deplorables’ there was only going to be one winner. We will be having our own choices soon, Maycunt continuing to go balls deep up the EU’s arsehole or Compo shaking his magic money tree.
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Every single election is like that. I always likened it to deciding which kind of STD you want. No good choices, you vote for the person you despise the least
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Magic money tree AND deep throating EU cock!
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He’s doing a damn sight better than the likes of Clinton, Obama and Bush have done tbf. He’s a cunt, true, but at least he’s a cunt who’s at least trying to follow through on his promises and pissing off the snowflakes.
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I’ve no idea who this Khan cunt is. I’m obviously out of touch. Thank fuck for that.
Good afternoon.
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As i’ve never heard of this attention seeking bitch so it looks like her plan is working.
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Wasn’t SARA Khan the bitch who banned Kipling from Manchester University because he was a vile ( favourite snowflake word ) racist?
If I were Saira I would sue her arse off for nicking all the attention that was rightfully mine.
I’m sure there are plenty of judges who have nothing better to do than listen to two foreign bitches whining about the victimhood inflicted on them by the society they hate so much.
On the other hand they could fuck off back to Pakistan where they belong.
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