Dead Pool [104]

Congratulations to Norman who wins Deadpool 103 by picking prolific character actor Bernard Hepton who has died aged 92.On to Deadpool 104.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.


My picks (Shaun):
Leah Bracknell
Bill Turnbull
Spencer P Jones
Chris Wilson (Australian Blues Musician)
Maartin Allcock

75 thoughts on “Dead Pool [104]

  1. Maintaining the musical theme :

    Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
    Phil Everley
    Little Richard
    Aretha Franklin
    Duane Eddy

    Chris Wilson? Ashamed to say I never heard of him. Have to check him out!

  2. Well done Norman, you bloody thief! This was my original nomination.

    There is currently consternation in the Maskinback household as a result of this.


    Olivia Neutron Bomb
    Frank Windsor
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Kenneth cope
    Dave Prowse

  3. Joe Conforte
    Ethel Kennedy
    William Coors
    Jackie Stallone
    Evelyn Rothschild

    Well done Norman!

    Presuming that Joe is actually still alive….

  4. Big Khunt – you made me smile Re Samsung !!!!
    Appreciate that cause everytime I click on to read ANY news my piss is boiling

    • Oi stop stealin my noms you cunts 😭😭😭
      Ok sulu for Bernie ecclestone and treacher for Larry king.

      • No point in whining Sausageman. That fucker Dioclese regularly steals my Doris Day when everyone knows Doris belongs to me. If she snuffs it while he’s got her I might have to call him a cunt.
        Hang in there Doris!

  5. What a pile of cunt…two of my nominations that I nicked off Fred West have been nicked of me.

    Ric Flair
    Gordon Banks
    Jimmy Greaves
    Stirling Moss
    Murray Walker

  6. Camilla Parker Bowles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Watson
    Emma Thompson
    Daniel Barenboim*

    *I have been advised that it is deeply sexist not to include a bloke, and the local liebore people said it was grossly unfair not to include a Jew. Apparently there’s been a spot of bother re ant-eye semitism within their “hallowed” ranks. And Dani Boi is a cunt, although NOT the oldest one around.

  7. Schhhean Connery (not a real Sir)
    George Cohen (1966)
    Ringo Starr (Not even the best drummer in the Beatles)
    Sir Bobby Charlton
    Sir Cliff Richard

  8. Well done Norman. I thought Hepton was long gone. He was good in All All.

    Gerald Harper
    Petula Clark
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

    • Cheers TitSlapper…Always see Hepton as Thomas Cranmer in those Henry VIII TV dramas… They were great (with Keith Michell as Henry), but if they were made now at least two of his wives would be black, one would be a lezza, and one would be transgender… As is the BBC’S wont…

      • He was great in that six wives of henry mini series , you’re right it would be pc gone crazy if they did remade it now.

        Never cared for colditz tho too bland it was hogan heroes without the canned humour and the british voices as german officers made it sound ungenuine my uncle would always call that show coldtitz lol I don’t know why tho

  9. This is what happens when you don’t go online for a while. Lost my noms

    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Ray Kennedy
    Julie Goodyear
    David McCallum
    Simon Dee

  10. Bastard Hell. Just woke up after new medication and oit orf the world for a few weeks. I need a “going down” button to skip past all me lost cunts you cunts.

    Jim Dale
    Con Clusky
    Dec Clusky
    Fenella Fielding
    Tony Bennett

  11. Bastard Hell! Thought we had unfunny cunt Barry Chuckle but must have been in a previous pool. Just checked the list to get in early for once and all it has done is remind me how many orf me original noms you cowsons have filched. Cunts.

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