Dead Pool [104]

Congratulations to Norman who wins Deadpool 103 by picking prolific character actor Bernard Hepton who has died aged 92.On to Deadpool 104.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun):
Leah Bracknell
Bill Turnbull
Spencer P Jones
Chris Wilson (Australian Blues Musician)
Maartin Allcock

75 thoughts on “Dead Pool [104]

  1. Jimmy Greaves
    Nobby Stiles
    Baroness Trumpington
    Henry Kissinger
    Honor Blackman

    Well played Norman.

  2. Giscard D’Estaing
    Stan Lee
    Betty White
    George Herbert Walker Bush
    Bill Treacher

  3. Doris Day
    Elvis Costello
    Herman Wouk (will he ever go?)
    John McCain
    Pierre Cardin

  4. Thomas Markle
    Alan Bennett
    Miriam Margolyes
    Willie Thorne
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, Norman.

  5. Maintaining the musical theme :

    Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
    Phil Everley
    Little Richard
    Aretha Franklin
    Duane Eddy

    Chris Wilson? Ashamed to say I never heard of him. Have to check him out!

      • Flamin groovies were a pretty good rock’nrollband but they weren’t australian they are american. Shaun was talking about someone else

        • Yeah, realised that immediately after posting! Hoped I’d get away with it…

          • Cunt. I just wanted to say cunt as a single word but the cunts who designed this form insist on 10 characters. For fucks sake.

  6. Cliff Richards
    Madeleine McCann
    Tony Blair
    Little Stevie Wonder
    Camilla Batmanjelly

  7. Well done Norman, you bloody thief! This was my original nomination.

    There is currently consternation in the Maskinback household as a result of this.

    Anyhows,

    Olivia Neutron Bomb
    Frank Windsor
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Kenneth cope
    Dave Prowse

  8. Vivian Campbell
    Larry King
    Stanislaw Kowalski
    Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
    Beverley Clearly (the author)

    • Fucking hell Cumnock, I had to double check. I seriously thought every one on tourist was already feeding the worms.

  9. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Diego Maradona

  10. Joe Conforte
    Ethel Kennedy
    William Coors
    Jackie Stallone
    Evelyn Rothschild

    Well done Norman!

    Presuming that Joe is actually still alive….

  11. Big Khunt – you made me smile Re Samsung !!!!
    Appreciate that cause everytime I click on to read ANY news my piss is boiling

  12. Maggie Philbin
    Bernard Cribbins
    Rolf Harris
    George Takei
    George Clooney

  13. Nancy Pelosi
    Shitlery Clinton
    Jeremy Corbyn
    John McDonnell
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham

  14. Jimmy Carter
    Franco Zeferreli
    Sir Everton Weekes
    Clive James
    Gina Lollobrigida

  15. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Bill Cosby
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

    • Oi stop stealin my noms you cunts 😭😭😭
      Ok sulu for Bernie ecclestone and treacher for Larry king.

      • No point in whining Sausageman. That fucker Dioclese regularly steals my Doris Day when everyone knows Doris belongs to me. If she snuffs it while he’s got her I might have to call him a cunt.
        Hang in there Doris!

        • Cunts are always nicking my Herman Wouk. Live Herman !! Live !! Now is not your time.

  16. Angela Lansbury
    Val Bisogio ( Danny from Quincy)
    James Earl Jones
    Bob Barker
    Gary Glitter

  17. Cloris Leachman
    Richard Wilson
    Bridget Bardot
    Sheila Hancock
    Jack Nicholson

  18. What a pile of cunt…two of my nominations that I nicked off Fred West have been nicked of me.

    Ric Flair
    Gordon Banks
    Jimmy Greaves
    Stirling Moss
    Murray Walker

    • Theres a old memory haven’t heard from Fred in a long time he hasn’t been on Isacunt for at least a year or so

  19. Angie Dickinson
    Caroll Baker
    Annie Nightingale
    Walter Mercado
    Jackie Stallone

  20. Camilla Parker Bowles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Watson
    Emma Thompson
    Daniel Barenboim*

    *I have been advised that it is deeply sexist not to include a bloke, and the local liebore people said it was grossly unfair not to include a Jew. Apparently there’s been a spot of bother re ant-eye semitism within their “hallowed” ranks. And Dani Boi is a cunt, although NOT the oldest one around.

  21. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Al Leong
    Michael York

    Congrats Norman…

  22. Schhhean Connery (not a real Sir)
    George Cohen (1966)
    Ringo Starr (Not even the best drummer in the Beatles)
    Sir Bobby Charlton
    Sir Cliff Richard

  23. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    James Randi
    Keith Richards
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  24. Well done Norman. I thought Hepton was long gone. He was good in All All.

    Gerald Harper
    Petula Clark
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  25. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  26. Cuntgrats Norman well done m8, totally forgot about Hepton its good someone got him

    • Cheers TitSlapper…Always see Hepton as Thomas Cranmer in those Henry VIII TV dramas… They were great (with Keith Michell as Henry), but if they were made now at least two of his wives would be black, one would be a lezza, and one would be transgender… As is the BBC’S wont…

      • He was great in that six wives of henry mini series , you’re right it would be pc gone crazy if they did remade it now.

        Never cared for colditz tho too bland it was hogan heroes without the canned humour and the british voices as german officers made it sound ungenuine my uncle would always call that show coldtitz lol I don’t know why tho

  27. Michael Aspel
    Frank Bough
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Frank Williams ( Dads Army)
    Martin Peters

  28. This is what happens when you don’t go online for a while. Lost my noms

    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Ray Kennedy
    Julie Goodyear
    David McCallum
    Simon Dee

  29. Bastard Hell. Just woke up after new medication and oit orf the world for a few weeks. I need a “going down” button to skip past all me lost cunts you cunts.

    Jim Dale
    Con Clusky
    Dec Clusky
    Fenella Fielding
    Tony Bennett

  30. Harley Race
    Jerry Lawler
    Jim Herd – former WCW president.
    Pedro Morales
    Terry Funk

  31. Bastard Hell! Thought we had unfunny cunt Barry Chuckle but must have been in a previous pool. Just checked the list to get in early for once and all it has done is remind me how many orf me original noms you cowsons have filched. Cunts.

  32. Late mail change please. Based on news just in Can I take Bob Hawke out replaced with Aretha Franklin.

      • Its all in the game PM. It would not be the first time. Norman word was she visited the stairway but had not quite climbed it. Yet. Ill keep my chips on. Maybe shell give it to me, give it to me Ohh,

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