Dead Pool [102]

Congratulations to Gutstick Japseye who predicted the very sad death of Dawn Sturgess a victim of Novichock poisoning.She was 44 and struck down last week.A murder investigation has been opened .R.I.P a very sad case 🙁

On to Deadpool 102

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Charlie Rowley (Novichok Victim)
Elvis Costello
Kirk Douglas
Leah Bracknell
Begum Kulsoom Nawaz Sharif

54 thoughts on “Dead Pool [102]

  1. Adam Ant, if that’s his real name
    Roman Polanski, who drugged and raped a 13 year old lest we forget
    Kenneth Clarke MP
    That gay dogging badger-watching politician ?Davies
    Cilla Black. I know she’s dead but they never drove a stake through her heart prior to burial, if that is outwith the rules I will swap for Sheridan Smith.

  2. Herbert “Cowboy” Coward
    Herbert’s pet squirrel, Angel
    Olivia Newton John
    Frank Windsor
    Jan Michael Vincent

    • NO! Squirrel lives do not matter! Cats and dogs fair enough, rodents and peaceful cunts do not have souls and should not be allowed in dead pool. Obviously orientals that eat household pets, live snakes, whales, primates and panda horns do not qualify as human either.
      I feel very strongly about this and appeal to the great God admin to pass judgement. Not sure about Eskimo cunts either.

  3. EMERGENCY CUNTING REQUES! Temporary chief punkah wallah Parm Sandhu MET police.

    What does this overpaid naan bread making slapper have to do to get sacked?

    Attack her ex husbands partner?

    Not declare a business interest in a company run by her partner an ex NET commander?
    How about denying she owned a house that was turned into a cannabis factory?

    Perhaps getting junior colleagues to submit statements so you can get a gong?

    She has tried all of the above.

    Over promoted poster girl for the PC brigade.

    A total doris (police speak.)

    • You are currently my 2nd favourite homosexual krav, and I think Harriet Sugarcookie only pretends to be a lezza for the money. Good attempted cunting. Non-puffs, Google young Harriet if you are unfamiliar with her brand of performance art. See you in a few weeks when you recover from over masturbation stress disorder!

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