Dead Pool [102]

Congratulations to Gutstick Japseye who predicted the very sad death of Dawn Sturgess a victim of Novichock poisoning.She was 44 and struck down last week.A murder investigation has been opened .R.I.P a very sad case 🙁

On to Deadpool 102

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Charlie Rowley (Novichok Victim)
Elvis Costello
Kirk Douglas
Leah Bracknell
Begum Kulsoom Nawaz Sharif

54 thoughts on “Dead Pool [102]

  1. Doris Day
    Olivia De Havilland
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Elvis Costello
    Jim Dale

  2. Stan Lee
    Harley Race
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Jim Herd
    Oilvia De Havilland

  3. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Diego Maradona (por favor, Mio Dio)

  4. Prince phillip
    Meghan markle
    The queen
    David attenborough
    Ed sheer-fucking-cunt

  5. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Bill Cosby
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  6. Thomas Markle
    Alan Bennett
    Miriam Margolyes
    Willie Thorne
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, Gutstick

  7. Rudy Giuliani
    Max von Sydow
    Rusty Warren
    Sally Jessy Raphael
    Cicely Tyson

  8. Adam Ant, if that’s his real name
    Roman Polanski, who drugged and raped a 13 year old lest we forget
    Kenneth Clarke MP
    That gay dogging badger-watching politician ?Davies
    Cilla Black. I know she’s dead but they never drove a stake through her heart prior to burial, if that is outwith the rules I will swap for Sheridan Smith.

  9. Franco Zeferreli
    Eric Burdon
    Everton Weekes
    Sylvia Sims
    Burt Bacharach

  10. Herbert “Cowboy” Coward
    Herbert’s pet squirrel, Angel
    Olivia Newton John
    Frank Windsor
    Jan Michael Vincent

    • NO! Squirrel lives do not matter! Cats and dogs fair enough, rodents and peaceful cunts do not have souls and should not be allowed in dead pool. Obviously orientals that eat household pets, live snakes, whales, primates and panda horns do not qualify as human either.
      I feel very strongly about this and appeal to the great God admin to pass judgement. Not sure about Eskimo cunts either.

  11. Camilla Parker-Bowles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Thompson
    Emma Watson
    Andrea Byrne

  12. EMERGENCY CUNTING REQUES! Temporary chief punkah wallah Parm Sandhu MET police.

    What does this overpaid naan bread making slapper have to do to get sacked?

    Attack her ex husbands partner?

    Not declare a business interest in a company run by her partner an ex NET commander?
    How about denying she owned a house that was turned into a cannabis factory?

    Perhaps getting junior colleagues to submit statements so you can get a gong?

    She has tried all of the above.

    Over promoted poster girl for the PC brigade.

    A total doris (police speak.)

    • Nominations belong on the nominations page otherwise they don’t get picked up

    • You are currently my 2nd favourite homosexual krav, and I think Harriet Sugarcookie only pretends to be a lezza for the money. Good attempted cunting. Non-puffs, Google young Harriet if you are unfamiliar with her brand of performance art. See you in a few weeks when you recover from over masturbation stress disorder!

  13. Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
    Phil Everley
    Little Richard
    Duane Eddy

    Shaun’s grabbed my Elvis Costello, I’ll take Joni Mitchell

  14. Honour Blackman
    Betty White
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Peter Lord Carrington
    Hosni Mubarak

  15. Cloris Leachman
    Richard Wilson
    Sheila Hancock
    Bridget Bardot
    Burt Reynolds

  16. Martin peters
    Danny baker
    Neil sedaka
    Phil Collins
    Terry Venables

  17. Leslie Phillips
    Little Richard
    Sean Connery
    Douglas Hurd
    Prince Phillip

  18. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  19. John Cleese
    Suzi Quatro
    Murray Walker
    John Motson
    Michael Parkinson

  20. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  21. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    James Randi
    Keith Richards
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  22. Angela Lansbury
    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Bob Barker
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)

  23. Willie Nelson
    Mickey Gilley
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Billy Connelly
    Clint Eastwood

  24. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Michael Barrymore
    Boy George
    Former Pope Benedict

  25. King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Petula Clarke
    Ray Kennedy
    Julie Goodyear
    Robert Wagner

  26. Theresa May
    Tony Blair
    Len McCluskey
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Owen Jones

    Another wishful thinking list.

  27. Vivian Campbell
    Larry King
    Stanislaw Kowalski
    Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
    Beverley Clearly (the author)

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