Patrick Melrose

I would like to nominate the Sky TV programme “Patrick Melrose” for a cunting.

I have no idea who or what Patrick Melrose is but by the fact that Benylin Cuntberdink stars in it, and that Sky are pushing it harder than a couple of rocks in Fresno (California), tells me it must be an utter cuntfest of puerile shite!

Cummerbund appears to be playing himself again (as per every role he plays): an aloof intellectual, preceded by successful parentage, who goes on a guilt-trip because of his privilege.

ZZZZzzzz!

I’ve had more entertainment shoving a couple of bleeding piles back up into my anal sphincter after a night on the Guinness!

In this world of Remoaning against Brexit, Tony B. Liar, Appeaser May, etc., it’s not like we’re bereft of cunting targets but “Patrick Melrose” must surely be on the radar??

Nominated by, Rebel without a Cunt!

17 thoughts on “Patrick Melrose

  1. Off topic already (sorry RWAC), but Alan Sugar went (temporarily) up in my estimation after tweeting an amusingly ill-advised quip about the Senegal football team looking like Spanish sunglasses salesmen. Cue the expected Twitter twats “outrage”. Then he goes and spoils it all by apologising a couple of hours later, the spineless cunt.

    • What a shame he had to apologise. I’m sure his bitch Karen Brady started whinging at him. Also fuck the snowflakes and the Africunt salesmen with their toss “goods”. I’ve lost count of the amount of times where I’ve been enjoying a quality bit of grub in a nice restaurant and one of those banana bashers has ruined it for me. The pests just won’t fuck off and don’t take know for an answer. I’m fact, it’s got me so mad that I’m going to write a cunting on it later.

      • If you think they won’t take no for an answer……ever been to
        Egypt?

    • Nasty, sly,Cunt. If I knew how,I’d send him a twitter saying that all Jews look the same if seen through a barbed-wire fence.

      Fuck him.

  2. Good cunting by the way. In regards to Eggs Benedick Cuntersnatch he has a very oddly shaped skull.

  3. Cumbercunt was one of those wealthy hypocrites who virtue signalled that he would take Syrian refugees into his £3millon house… then quietly reneged once the cameras had moved on.

    Like Sherlock (made even worse by Steven Moffat), ‘Patrick Melrose’ will no doubt turn out to be another steaming pile of PC cuntage. Look forward to Norman’s review…

  4. Cuntberbitch rather reminds one of a lion who is a product of direct brother/sister incest.

  5. Don’t have Sky and Bandersnatch certainly wouldn’t tempt me to get it.
    Sky are cunts. Bandersnatch is a cunt. What’s not to like.

  6. Off topic, but…

    Arch remoaner cunt Grieve (who is not trying to stop Brexit) is currently licking the arch remoaner (but ‘neutral’cunt) Speaker Bercow’s ringpiece on the floor of the Commons. The cunt needs a hard fisting.

  7. I heard it was shite. Drugs, drugs, drugs, as if it were the 1970s and Iggy was off his tits or it were 1996 and Trainspotting was hitting a rare British original vein.

    Posh, rich cunt does too many drugs and wonders what to do with his over-privileged, woe-is-me, private-school life.

    TV series or Cumberbatch’s life, take your pick..

    Moreover, I wish this spoilt cock with his woefully restricted “talent” would shut the fuck up about the Brexit. He lives in a castle in Hampstead, inherited oodles of dosh, was sent to Harrow School and frankly, has never had to graft in four decades. For this coiffur’d and perfume’d prick to give advice about anything political is outrageous and insulting.

  8. “I’ve had more entertainment shoving a couple of bleeding piles back up into my anal sphincter after a night on the Guinness!”

    Spoken like a true philosopher my friend.
    Highlight of my day….

    👍

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