Dead Pool [94]

Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who correctly predicted that Eurovision singer and Radio Luxembourg DJ Teddy Johnson would be the next dead dude. Johnson was best known for having a singing double act with his wife Pearl Carr with them even coming second in the Eurovision Song Contest in 1959. Johnson was 98 and had been living in Brinsworth House with his wife of 62 years for some time. He is survived by his wife. There was confusion about whether he has died but confirmation has come from a Eurovision Website who interviewed him last year.

On to Deadpool 94:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Matt Cappotelli
Jon Hiseman
John McCain

54 thoughts on “Dead Pool [94]

  1. Angela Lansbury
    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Robert Ito (Sam from Quincy )

  2. Nicely finished off

    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear
    Bill Treacher
    Petula Clarke
    Ray Kennedy

  3. Olivia Neutron Bomb
    Cliff Richard
    Kenneth Cope
    Jan Michael Vincent
    John Prescott (fat cunt, par excellence)

  4. Camillaaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Pooper-Scooper
    Emmaaaah Twatson
    Joannaaaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Lauraaaah Cuntsberg

    Silly Jilly is LONG overdue…she HAS to go this year !

    • We use the text find to check for duplicates and winners. If you can’t be bothered to enter the names properly, we can’t be bothered to include them

      Nominations rejected.

      • Apologies.

        Camilla Parker-Bowles
        Jilly Cooper
        Emma Watson
        Joanna Lumley
        Laura Kuentsberg

        Am genuinely unsure about spelling of the BBC cunt LK !

  5. Tony Blair
    Gina Miller
    George Soros
    Jeremy Corbyn
    Lily Allen

    Again, more of a wish list than any actual hope of winning.

  6. George Soros (please, it’s past time this cunt expired!)
    Harley Race
    Vince McMahon
    Dory Funk Jr
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham

  7. Bastard Bugger missed oit ag’in. Here we go:

    Val Kilmer
    Rhonda Fleming
    Nicholas Parsons
    Tony Bennett
    Olivia De Havilland

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