Diane Abbott [9]

Normally, when the Abbottopotamus is on TV, I have to press the mute button. There’s only so much stupid I can handle. For some reason though, I watched her being interviewed on TV by that other cunt, Piers Morgan. I find it truly soul destroying that there are people in this country, Corbyn supporters, but still people (just) , who consider this bulbous cretin, this enigma of evolution, this affront to the human race, to be a fit and proper person to be the Home Secretary in a Labour government. I wouldn’t trust the Queen of Retards to knock on a door, never mind be the person in charge of national security.

Having watched her dodge a simple question SIX times, it baffles me how she manages to walk upright. How the fuck can someone as staggeringly thick as this biological balloon put even one word together, never mind a whole sentence. And she has the nerve to claim that people hate her because WE are racist? No, Diane, we hate you because you’re an arrogant, self-important moron, who has an IQ so low, even a single celled organism would look at you and say, “fuck me, what a thick cunt SHE is”. This wasn’t a train wreck interview. It wasn’t a car crash interview. It was the interview equivalent of the impact of the meteor that hit Earth 65 million years ago and wiped out the dinosaurs. Those motherfuckers got lucky, they didn’t have to endure this slow witted waste of a sperm and an egg. How can someone as devoid of intellect as her be considered human? Even the fleas on a baboon’s arse are more intelligent than her.

What’s even more staggering, is that there are several thousand people even more stupid than she is. And by sheer coincidence, they all live in the same constituency, because the dumb cunts actually voted for her to represent them in parliament. If ever there was proof that democracy died a horrible death about two centuries ago, the Abbottopotamus is it. And considering the low quality of our current crop of politicians, that takes some doing. She’s lucky that breathing is something that doesn’t require conscious thought, she’d be well and truly fucked otherwise. On the bright side though, we’d no longer have to endure the idiocy of Diane the Dipshit.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

 

79 thoughts on “Diane Abbott [9]

  1. The Flabbotamus is so huge that her post mortem will have to be done with hedge-trimmers.

    The fatuous, thick-as-shit-in-the-neck-of-a-bottle, fugly-as-you-like, genuine racist.

  2. Is it any wonder, with the stupid outbreeding the sensible and intelligent at such a rate? Anyone with any sense must have long fled Flabbott’s constituency, only surprised her majority wasn’t higher!

    Maybe someone miscounted…

    My niece voted Flabbott btw. University educated snowflake, fancied having her student debt wiped out at a stroke by cuddly Uncle Catweasel. Thick as two planks, goes without saying.

    • Hence the reason Liebour and the swivel eyed lunatic want the voting age lowered to 16. Liberal policies and giveaways are incredibly powerful to 16 year olds and the promise of steak for tea every night and free higher education appeals even though most 16 year olds haven’t even grown hairs on their bollocks. When I was 16 I was a second year apprentice in the shipyards. The 3 day week was fucking ace – we got full wages as we were indentured and finished on Wednesday at 4.45 until Monday, None of us had the nouse to recognise that the 3 day week and the telly going off at 10.30 with no street lights or electric was down to the awful cunts in Liebour and its Union paymasters / string pullers attempting to bring Britain to a standstill. Red Robbo, Scargill and Gormley ruled the world – withdrew their labour at the drop of a hat and generally deprived working men of a lump of their wages by striking for more of everything. Later, closed shops, union card showings every month, subs (or bribes to stay in work) for nothing apart from keeping the union reps on big wages telling you it was all for your own good that you had lost 3 days pay because a spark had touched a spanner to tighten his acetylene feed – demarcation as they lovingly referred to it. I once waited 3 hours for a spark to come and reset a fucking tripped fuse. Had I done it we would have been out for another 3 days.
      That is the kind of World Diannasaurus Flabbopotomus and the swivel eyed lunatic would take us back to with the gormless scouse cunt McClusky pulling the strings. Every move or policy they make is just a selfish and spurious way of saying no to everything that the government attempts to implement. Londonistan is nailed on Liebour whoever the candidate is. The Flabbott has survived so long because most of her constituents only identify with her colour – and most cant even speak English – never mind decide who or what the blambo crackpot stands for. For a moment just imagine a leader like the swivel eyed lunatic, the home secretary a fucking racist who thinks cops cost £10k a year to train and pay, a chancellor who is an out and out communist and a back room cabinet with the likes of Clammy Lammy, Barry (I prefer man sex) Gardiner, Chucka (I like it up the shitter) Umunna and all sorts of bent, twisted gender declaring as they please mud coloured blambo appeasers. In a sort of masochistic way I would like to see how long a liebour party would last in power and what sort of abortion they would leave when people twigged that actually liebour were never meant for high office – for the many paid for by the few.

      • Brilliant post. I remember the 3 day week, thought it was a wonderful idea too, remember my dad frothing at the mouth watching TUC cunts etc on the news, gave me fits – and I was fucking 20!

        Wasn’t really fit to vote much before 30. Suggest raising voting age to 45, just to be on safe side…

      • I didn’t vote until I was in my 30’s because I had enough self-awareness to know that I knew fuck all about what was going on (I’m none the wiser now in my 50’s, but still aware enough to know that whatever I do I’m going to be fucked). I get incensed when they say that 16 year-olds are affected so they should have the vote. Fucking 4 year-olds are affected as well, shall we give it to them too??

  3. I can’t believe she’s got a kid.
    How the fuck did she find someone drunk enough to shag her and still function enough to impregnate her?

    Whilst trying to find out if she’s single or not (bit of a no brainer really), I came across this headline:
    “Diane Abbott suffering from ‘serious, long-term condition’, Labour shadow cabinet member Barry Gardiner says”.

    Yea it’s called stupid.
    Incurable, contagious and always terminal …. hopefully anyway.

  4. She has a majority of over 30,000.I find this staggering and depressing at the same time .That a thick cunt like this can have so much support is mind boggling. She’ll be an MP for decades yet. Fuck it, it’s beer time, been out working all day. The good news is we’re having a cowboy tea ….pork and beans, yeeeha !!

    • Decades? I doubt that cowboy. She’s in her sixties you know. Once Jezzer goes she’ll never park her fat arse on a front bench again. I reckon she will retire to the House of the Undead.
      I can see it now…….Baroness Flabbot of Islington. I’m sure she will make good use of the subsidised restaurants and bars while picking up her £305 a day (tax free plus expenses)
      Diane may be thick as shit but she, literally, knows which side her bread (artisan, naturally) is buttered.

      • Wherever she parks her fat arse she’ll be on the public payroll for a long time.

  5. Can’t believe I’m writing about what I’m having for tea, what a cunt.

    • Send us a “piccie” , JTC !! (I’m being a cunt here, see past posts about baby-talk…)

  6. Its pretty amazing shes still even an mp let alone shadow home secretary.
    If a white person said the things she had over the years and the consistent ability to royally fuck up every single time shes put in the public forum, they would have been out in a shot.

    I hope that she contracts consumption or chokes on her own neck jowls, because she is fucking insane, ignorant and a blatant maxist racist to boot.

    Take her out back and render her for oil .

    • Consumption involving a wall of fire from acetylene would be good news !

    • You should see the demographic of her constituency. Turn left at the pyramid, ride ( on a camel ) a further 400 yards, cross the rope bridge and walk through the mud hut village to the large building on the corner ( yes it is “chiggin” shop ) and you will find a large black blobby object very much at home in her swampland. Speak slowly and clearly, use signs if you must….and don’t drink the water!!

  7. When I look or listen to that poor excuse for a rational thinking human being I’m fucking grateful that I’m nearing retirement age and maybe only have another 10 or 15 years left and can opt out of society as much as possible and hopefully spend as little time as I can in this joke of a country and listen to the utter fucking drivel that now seems to be almost taken as sense by the like of Bunter and her equally unimaginably dense colleague Dawn (shit for brains) Butler who sits behind Steptoe mouthing such profound responses as ‘that’s true’ or ‘he’s right’. I fear for the future of this nation.

  8. She represents Hackney and Stoke Newington. Heartland of stabland. They have the MP they deserve.

  9. I have nothing more to say about this cunt that hasn’t been said already. Fuck the racist, cretinous bitch.

      • Most respected OC…

        I understand whayt you are saying, but…

        Any use of the word “fuck” and “Diane Abbott” in the same clause or sentence is…going to give me nightmares.

      • More like the Sarlac pit from the same film.
        As the nominees for biggest cunt in the universe are Diane Abbott, Diane Abbott’s cunt and the Sarlac pit of Tatooine.

  10. Funny how herself and Lammy spam the use of the racist card at every opportunity, yet you’re left wondering that perhaps the only reason anyone votes for them at all is because in fact they are racists themselves.

    Why else would you vote for these mentally deficient hacks? The Abacus can’t do basic sums or remember figures for christ sake.

    I’m a cynical cunt and I fully believe they get votes purely on their skin colour because a lot of blacks are just as racist as any other ethnicity funnily enough.

    • You are right Big Chunky, it’s about time they were outed for exactly what they are complete and utter anti white racist cunts. Me, I like people who are nice be it eskimo, mohawk, aboriginal or mongol. I just hate cunts.

      • Well said Kendo. ISAC should go Gender and Race neutral and make it simple. You are either a Cunt or Not.

        Flabbot is most definitely a CUNT
        Simples

    • I live in Leicester and the indians here are the biggest racists on the planet – ffs they even hate each other!

  11. This cunt belongs with the other hippos in the zoo. She isn’t in her natural environment out on the streets. Even better, send her to a Cambodian gulag for a life of hard labour and torture.

  12. I heard that the Hackney Hippo went to a KFC drive through and when the server asked her what size bucket if chicken she wanted, Diane pointed to the one on the roof!

  13. And what the fuckety fuck is a “growth commission “ I wonder? Could it be yet another Quango of arse licking cunts appointed by politicians to produce the result they want, in exchange for a good long suck on the taxpayers’ raw and swollen teats? Absolute criminal lying cunts.

  14. She’s not a total cunt. She is such a fervent believer in free speech, I’m sure she’ll be campaigning for Tommy Robinson very soon…

  15. Emergency Cunting for whoever it is that jailed Tommy Robinson for 13 months for some kind of breach of the peace , for reporting on the rape gang trials! The judge has ordered a ban on any reporting of this.
    Apparently he was jailed within 6 hours of being arrested!

    Ladies and Gentlemen, we are truly fucked!

    • My understanding was that Tommy was under a 3 month suspended sentence for a previous offence of contempt of court, yet he was jailed yesterday for 13 months not 3. He was arrested yesterday for breach of the peace, but his sentence was, again, for contempt, not b of the p. Whatever the actual circumstances, sentencing and jailing on the same day as his arrest shows astonishingly indecent haste. It usually takes months. How on earth was he supposed to prepare any kind of defence? And of course, the MSM are silent. They’ve been gagged. We are in a police state.

      • Cheers Deploy, just signed. Expecting police in full nail varnish regalia at my door any second now…

      • Right I’d heard conflicting reports and thought 1 day was nowhere near long enough for something like this to go through.

        Just proves the corruption if they can fast track Tommy through the courts like that.

    • I also find it strange that the police are so overstretched and underfunded that they can’t investigate robbery or child rape yet they have more than enough spare cunts to police Twitter twats and lift Tommy Robinson mob handed. …. they didn’t seem to short of officers on the footage I saw.
      Maybe if they used those officers to fight against rape gangs we wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place.

      • Tommy Robinson is a marked man, they will hound him relentlessly. They would rather forget rape gangs, cunts.

      • I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to kill him again to set an example.
        Lock him up with some muzzie gangs and he’ll be killed in no time.

        Think it’d kick off big time though so if they’ve got any sense they’ll keep him segregated.

      • Likewise, if the “real” meejah would report, Tommy wouldn’t have been obliged to risk all.

        My thoughts on msm are too well known to need repeating, I think.

      • God, this is more depressing than the way they’re negating Brexit.

        Democracy and Free Speech – both down the shitter in one generation.

        Terrible sense of foreboding. What a fucking nightmare.

    • Yes he is Black and White cunt, he is a triple distilled cunt of the highest purity. Gareth Bale is a Welsh cunt. I am a cunt.

      • I concur. Karius is a fucking clown. One of those mistakes would’ve been embarrassing but TWO. Utter wanker.

        Almost as much of a cunt as Ramos. Dirty, cheating piece of shit.

    • I cannot begin to express how much I enjoyed that. Seeing the scouse murderers all crying at the end was a joy to behold. What made it even better was ex-Spur Bale sticking the knife in and destroying the benefit cheats’ dreams. Wonderful. Simply wonderful. The Klopp revolution continues. Hahahahaha.

      • Imitation Yank, with all due respect. FUCK OFF. Liverpool fan here and I’m pissed and pissed off.

      • It was beautiful to behold. One of the reasons I tolerate the occasional game is for moments like that. And to hear Gehrarrrd wailing, icing on the cake.

      • Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool…Liverpool… Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool YNWA.
        You win some you lose some.

  16. I think the report suggested a possible 10 years of uncertainty, followed by 15 years of stabilisation.
    By which time, I hope, the absurd hornet’s-nest-chewing haggis-head will have “fallen” into the burping “dustbin” at Dounreay neuk.

    I should very much like to move to somewhere near my original ancestral home (which is now a hotel, somewhere N of Inverness).
    I try to look on the bright side of life.
    I fear the best that mankind might hope for currently is the bright side of an enormous mushroom cloud…

  17. You total cunts! I have avoided the game so I could watch the highlights as if it was live. Now you have given it all away.
    Don’t you know the whole world centres around ME!!!
    No wonder you voted Brexit you fascist cunts! Just fuck off.

  18. Poor old Scousers. They got beat by a freak goal from Bale and their keeper throwing 2 balls into the net. It’s a fucking tragedy.
    😁😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😁

    • The trophy engraver got double bubble though.First he had to scrub Liverpools name out that had been put on before a fuckin’ ball had been kicked.Then had to put the Real winners name on. Nowt like a bit of arrogance to make you look like complete tools.

  19. Liverpool have already begun their search for a new goalkeeper and have made a bid for Stevie Wonder…

  20. Even in the film “Idiocracy”, Diane Abbott would not be considered for a janitorial role in parliament, let alone office!

    Do you think her and Lammy are in competition to out-thick one another?

    Diane is winning – just!

  21. I don’t think Flabbot will rest on her laurels. Further cuntings undoubtedly await her.

    • Rest on her laurels ??!

      Fat cunt would squash a whole feckin rain-forest into oblivion.

      Chiggun-chuggin’ hoe.

  22. What the fuck is that thing on her head ? I don’t understand why she doesn’t just display her own hair. I mean really, it can’t be any worse than that fucking nylon rug trying to pass as a wig. Why try have white persons hair and do such a shite job at it ? It’s akin to getting out the boot polish and blacking ourselves. It’s just not the done thing anymore ! Cultural appropriation apparently. Anyway I’m fucking offended at her half arse attempt at trying to whiten herself up. Cunt !

  23. I am troubled by the post and the responses. I would like to disagree with what has been written. My problem is that I cannot find fault in anything written here about Cuntess Corbyn.

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