Dead Pool [92]

Well done to Jr Cuntley who correctly predicted that former Olympics Minister New Labour Cabinet Minister and former London mayoral candidate Dame Tessa Jowell would die next.Tessa had been battling an aggressive brain tumour for the last year and had been campaigning in the House of Lords for greater access to experimental treatments for cancer patients.She was 70 years old.

On to Deadpool 92:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

John McCain
Leah Bracknell
John Bain (Totalbiscuit)
Matt Cappotelli
Stefan Karl Stefansson

75 thoughts on “Dead Pool [92]

  1. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  2. Jowell was my MP for years. Don’t like to speak Ill of the dead but she was a bitch, a liar and a thief. The cunt had her goons throw me out of one of her election meetings once.
    Fuck her.

    • It’ll be your charitable nature that lets you down one day, Freddie.

      🙂 .

      • I’m too nice Mr Fiddler, that’s my weakness. Jowell’s replacement is a low profile cunt at the moment but mark her name………Helen Hayes. A dirty money grabbing Blairite remoaner cunt. She has a big future in the world of bastard cunts, the bitch.

          • Like goes to like. Both piss artist Ali and Mrs. Mills would have been first on their knees to lick Blair’s loo seat clean. Probably where they first bumped into one another.

            Campbell will probably raise a glass or ten to her….there’s an old Mills by the stream…….

          • I’ll say one thing for Mrs Mills – she was a great piano player.

  3. Phil the Greek….although judging by that photo of him in yesterday’s paper,he already is.

    • Plus…
      Marius Van Pumperwinkel
      Arthur Creamington-Smythe
      Justice M’Koko Butawaesla
      Bertha Von Kruppwagen (the third)

  4. Congrats JR Cuntley on the prediction of a fine departure. Is see Sambo Munchetti is going on as if she has lost her mother.

    May I have :

    Michael Parkinson
    Donald Sutherland
    George Bush Senior
    Bob Hawke
    Norman LLoyd

  5. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Bill Cosby
    Madeleine albright
    Barbara Windsor

  6. Peter Sutcliffe
    Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    Robert Mugabe
    Levi Belfield

  7. Olivia Newton John
    Frank Windsor
    Jan Michel Vincent
    David Soul
    The old fart off Hi De Hi

    • Silly Jilly Cooper
      Camillaaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
      Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley
      Emmaaah Twatson
      Lauraaah Cuntsberg

    • PM, “The old fart off Hi de Hi” covers a multitude of luvvie sins…!

  8. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

    Well aimed, JR.

  9. Dick Cheney
    Paul McCartney II
    Morgan Freeman
    Roger Waters
    Dick van Dyke

  10. Billy Connelly
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin )
    Willie Nelson
    Wiilam Ramsay Clark ( last cabinet member of Lyndon B Johnson )

  11. Herman Wouk
    Martin Sheen
    Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    Frank Field
    Congratulations JR

  12. Alan Shearer
    Martin Baboon Keown
    Gary Lineker
    Phil Neville
    Andy Hinchcliffe

    Just to be clear, is the use of weapons to finish these fuckers off considered cheating?

  13. Yoko fucking Ono
    The drunken cunt with the big forehead out of Cunt&Cunt
    Danglebert Pimpledick – please release the cunt.
    Neil Pillock, please.
    Bonio

    • Pillock seconded – I was scrolling down to see if there were any noms for top-grade EU cunts…

  14. Cheers…you cunts are too kind.
    Been stuck on two wins for a while, so nice to get no.3 in the bag….

  15. My noms please.

    James Earl Jones
    Angela Lansbury
    Robert Ito ( Sam from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter
    Robert Duvall

  16. Gordon Banks
    Paul Gascoigne
    Denis Norden
    David Hedison
    Edward Seaga

  17. Nice one, JR…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Pete Murray
    Bill Wyman
    Cleo Laine

  18. Olivia DeHavilland
    Doris Day
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Val Kilmer
    Henry Kissenger

  19. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Former Pope Benedict
    Boy George
    Michael Brrymore

  20. Camilla Batmanjelly
    SIR Keir Starmer
    Cliff Richards
    Stella Greasy
    Madeline McCann

  21. Good shot JR…

    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Dennis Waterman
    Simon MacCorkindale

  22. Joe bugner
    Angela ripping
    Trevor MacDonald
    Lewis Hamilton
    Keith Richards

  23. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

    —-

    P.S. When does a cunt become less of a cunt? When they’re a dead cunt. That’s not my opinion o’course (alive and kicking or 6ft under, a cunt is a cunt no matter what). And yet today you’d think this cunt was a cross between Mother Theresa and Evita Peron!

    No, she was a cunt. This Blairite cunt was Minister for Women before taking over from uber-cunt Dawn Prime-Rolo as Paymaster General and who continued the onslaught on privateers (who refused to be PAYE slaves to pay for undeserving Kyle cunts and “peaceful” cunts for contributing nowt to society – except more bastard mouths to feed)!

    The 2012 Olympics were declared a resounding success (despite Danny Boyle’s turgid opening/closing ceremonies) but that was in spite of this cunt!

    Today all and sundry including Campbell-end (always handy for a comment on a fellow colleagues when it affords him the opportunity to put the boot in on Brexit – which he did today on Sky as part of the Jowell eulogising – the sanctimonious cunt), Catweasel (who’s as much in common with Jowell as Tsar Nicholas III had with Lenin) and the Lord of the Cunts himself, Tony B. Fucking Liar!

    Sorry, I feel for her husband and kids, but in office Tessa Jowell was a Blairite cunt and being dead doesn’t magically make that go away like some Jedi disappearing act!

    • RWAC, you are indeed a kinder cunt than me…
      I would not feel sorry for her family, as Birds of a Feather &c.
      I bet the kids are orrible little shites.

  24. Maybe an “Admin” or ISAC permanent nom. for Juncker, Verminhofstadt, Schlitz and two more odious EU arsewipes might be allowed ?
    Perhaps with a dartsboard-bullseye logo on the home page ?

    I have an idea for a EU Lottery… “Hangman’s Noose”
    Whoever pays the most for a ticket gets to despatch their nominated cunt.

  25. Michael Aspel
    Barbara Windsor
    Frank Bough
    Martin Peters
    Freeman Dyson

  26. Kirk Douglas
    Michael Hesltetine
    George Soros
    Ric Flair
    Harley Race

  27. Alexei Navalny
    Mahathir Mohamad
    Some former KGB man I’ve never heard of
    …..
    Pure wishful thinking, but a shame to omit
    Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair

  28. Burt Bacharach
    Mel Brooks
    Tina Turner
    Quincy Jones
    Max von Sydow

  29. Oh fuck. I missed two off and somebody already bagged Carter:

    George H.W. Bush
    Bill Wyman
    Mick Fleetwood
    Helen Mirren
    Jennifer Grey.

  30. Well taken sir

    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear
    Bill Treacher
    Petula Clarke
    Ray Kennedy

  31. Boyhood crush (but mad as a box of frogs on PCP), Margot Kidder, has shuffled off…
    Anybody have her in the pool?

  32. Late on parade, well played JR.

    Alan Alda
    Peter Allis
    Bjork
    Ray Winstone
    Jackie Stewart

  33. Another footballer has bit the dust… And with him being black, expect media (social or otherwise) griefmonging of Jack Kennedy and Lady Died proportions….

  34. Gerald Harper
    Teddy Johnson
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

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