Dead Pool [92]

Well done to Jr Cuntley who correctly predicted that former Olympics Minister New Labour Cabinet Minister and former London mayoral candidate Dame Tessa Jowell would die next.Tessa had been battling an aggressive brain tumour for the last year and had been campaigning in the House of Lords for greater access to experimental treatments for cancer patients.She was 70 years old.

On to Deadpool 92:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

John McCain
Leah Bracknell
John Bain (Totalbiscuit)
Matt Cappotelli
Stefan Karl Stefansson

75 thoughts on “Dead Pool [92]

  1. Jowell was my MP for years. Don’t like to speak Ill of the dead but she was a bitch, a liar and a thief. The cunt had her goons throw me out of one of her election meetings once.
    Fuck her.

      • I’m too nice Mr Fiddler, that’s my weakness. Jowell’s replacement is a low profile cunt at the moment but mark her name………Helen Hayes. A dirty money grabbing Blairite remoaner cunt. She has a big future in the world of bastard cunts, the bitch.

          • Like goes to like. Both piss artist Ali and Mrs. Mills would have been first on their knees to lick Blair’s loo seat clean. Probably where they first bumped into one another.

            Campbell will probably raise a glass or ten to her….there’s an old Mills by the stream…….

          • I’ll say one thing for Mrs Mills – she was a great piano player.

  2. Congrats JR Cuntley on the prediction of a fine departure. Is see Sambo Munchetti is going on as if she has lost her mother.

    May I have :

    Michael Parkinson
    Donald Sutherland
    George Bush Senior
    Bob Hawke
    Norman LLoyd

  3. Billy Connelly
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin )
    Willie Nelson
    Wiilam Ramsay Clark ( last cabinet member of Lyndon B Johnson )

  4. Alan Shearer
    Martin Baboon Keown
    Gary Lineker
    Phil Neville
    Andy Hinchcliffe

    Just to be clear, is the use of weapons to finish these fuckers off considered cheating?

  5. Yoko fucking Ono
    The drunken cunt with the big forehead out of Cunt&Cunt
    Danglebert Pimpledick – please release the cunt.
    Neil Pillock, please.
    Bonio

  6. My noms please.

    James Earl Jones
    Angela Lansbury
    Robert Ito ( Sam from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter
    Robert Duvall

  7. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

    —-

    P.S. When does a cunt become less of a cunt? When they’re a dead cunt. That’s not my opinion o’course (alive and kicking or 6ft under, a cunt is a cunt no matter what). And yet today you’d think this cunt was a cross between Mother Theresa and Evita Peron!

    No, she was a cunt. This Blairite cunt was Minister for Women before taking over from uber-cunt Dawn Prime-Rolo as Paymaster General and who continued the onslaught on privateers (who refused to be PAYE slaves to pay for undeserving Kyle cunts and “peaceful” cunts for contributing nowt to society – except more bastard mouths to feed)!

    The 2012 Olympics were declared a resounding success (despite Danny Boyle’s turgid opening/closing ceremonies) but that was in spite of this cunt!

    Today all and sundry including Campbell-end (always handy for a comment on a fellow colleagues when it affords him the opportunity to put the boot in on Brexit – which he did today on Sky as part of the Jowell eulogising – the sanctimonious cunt), Catweasel (who’s as much in common with Jowell as Tsar Nicholas III had with Lenin) and the Lord of the Cunts himself, Tony B. Fucking Liar!

    Sorry, I feel for her husband and kids, but in office Tessa Jowell was a Blairite cunt and being dead doesn’t magically make that go away like some Jedi disappearing act!

    • RWAC, you are indeed a kinder cunt than me…
      I would not feel sorry for her family, as Birds of a Feather &c.
      I bet the kids are orrible little shites.

  8. Maybe an “Admin” or ISAC permanent nom. for Juncker, Verminhofstadt, Schlitz and two more odious EU arsewipes might be allowed ?
    Perhaps with a dartsboard-bullseye logo on the home page ?

    I have an idea for a EU Lottery… “Hangman’s Noose”
    Whoever pays the most for a ticket gets to despatch their nominated cunt.

  9. Alexei Navalny
    Mahathir Mohamad
    Some former KGB man I’ve never heard of
    …..
    Pure wishful thinking, but a shame to omit
    Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair

  10. Boyhood crush (but mad as a box of frogs on PCP), Margot Kidder, has shuffled off…
    Anybody have her in the pool?

  11. Another footballer has bit the dust… And with him being black, expect media (social or otherwise) griefmonging of Jack Kennedy and Lady Died proportions….

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