Penis Baba

This isn’t him – but it does prove that any prick can do it !


Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba ‘uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft’ in front of cheering crowds in a ‘sign of true devotion to God’
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A perfect example of the mindset of God-botherers.

Sorry it’s a short nom., but I feel that it stands proud as it is

Nominated (rather aptly!) by Dick Fiddler

40 thoughts on “Penis Baba

  1. Derren Brown could do a far more convincing job. Indians are suckers for this kind of nonsense.

    • What a cunt. I got suckered into a holy retreat by some twatburger from Brazil called John of God who was a dead-ringer for the Penis-tugger except for the fox locks.

      • You aren’t a hells angel from California are you? If so, thanks for populating the west coast with snowflakes, immigrants and soft cunts 😉

        • Yeah I’m sorry about that shit.But the population was already right cunted before I landed. Fresh off the boat from New Zealand. I lame fucking Arnie the cunt.

  2. sorry quick change of subject. did i just see what i thought i saw? i am finding it hard to process. it seems that there are people CAMPED outside the hospital where Kate is due to give birth. fuck ! do such people actually exist!! unfuckinbelivable.

    • Yeah they do. It’s a British sport. Cunts.The whole royal watching lot of them. Makes you want to throw your lot in with the Tea Party. Dick Fiddling Mongers.

    • Now that Princess Died has gone they need some meaningless, pointless parasites in their lives. Bless them.

  3. I saw a black witch doctor in Kenya with a massive cock, so I asked him how I could get a cock like that.
    He said I had to stretch it, by tying some string round it and hanging two bricks from it for four hours a day for a week.

    A week later he asked “Has it worked?”

    “I’m half way there” I replied.

    “What d’ya mean half way?”

    “Well it’s turned black”….

  4. Short cunting because Dick Fiddler is currently tied to his tractor having a go himself.
    If it works Dick, pull it by the lesbians house down the lane…… and give a wave.

  5. A member of EMF (ecstasy mother fuckers) could fit an orange behind his foreskin.

    How fuckin bored must you be to discover that you could do that?????

      • No sympathy for any fucker who has Coors fucking light in the fridge in the first place. Or Bud, come to that.

        • Yeah, if it was up to me I’d have Becks. Or a decent IPA. But as being I’m a responsible drinker and non-driver, I’ve had to throw the responsibility over to Hubbers to keep me plyed.
          Unfuckingfortunately he drops a slab of Coors down by his Beamer and says, “Enjoy the Misery”.
          That’s marriage for you.

        • Damn right! My fridge only ever has strong polish lagers in it (minimum 5.5%) when I look in my fridge all I see is an ocean of c, k, w, y and z.

    • Same with this Penis Baba…. At what point in life do you look at yer cock, look at a truck and think ‘hmm, I wonder….. hmm….. with a bit of rope, some will(ie) power….. hmm….just maybe……. that trucks getting towed’

      • I’m almost frightened to ask….78 pound coins?…how the fuck?…Although,to be fair, I know a fella whose party trick is getting his cock out in the bar and sucking it. He used one of those vacuum machines,apparently,and according to him,he overused it and that’s why his cock is discoloured. We think that he just tied half a brick to it with a length of baler-twine and let it hang.

      • I knew someone back in the day who could drink a jug and piss out a jug at the same time. Where are good cunts like that when you need ’em

  6. Well Dick Fiddler. You have certainly excelled with this cunting. At first I thought “bollocks” it can’t be true. Then I thought ” a cock and bull story” Some “stupid prick”….

  7. I am astounded.
    Of course, this being a perfect example of the kind of predicament you can find yourself in, should you suffer a lack of scientific education.

    I’m sure you’ve all heard of the workplace prank where you tighten up a nut with a length of scaffold on the spanner and then cry laughing at the apprentice trying to undo it…

    Why hasn’t someone been throwing lumps of concrete in the back of that lorry..?

    • It’s more to do with a lack of common sense than having no scientific education. Ordinary people, no matter how ignorant they are, will never drink cow urine, burn witches, pull cars with penises, behead infidels, stone women to death, etc. It’s always a lunatic priest/monk/prophet/medicine-man/wizard that dreams up these insane rituals

  8. I must say I’m far more liable to listen to a man who goes by the name of Penis Baba and pulls cars along with his dick than I am to listen to the slightly effeminate old duffer who serves as our parish priest. His party piece seems to consist of drinking a couple of sherries at the Christmas panto after-party and singing “Three Little Maids” complete with simpering actions. I have a feeling that Penis Baba would lay him low with one swipe of his mighty organ.

    Penis Baba has my respect if he can drag a car 100 yards with his prick, a few years ago I tried to drag a quad-bike out of a drain and after several good tugs all I’d managed to do was shit myself. Perhaps Penis Baba asks his god for help before he starts straining,unlike me who started screaming “Oh,fucking god” after overestimating the strength of both my arms and my ringpiece.

    Penis Baba has certainly got it right,what kind of a god could fail to appreciate being honoured by a man pulling an Austin Allegro along with his dick,whereas we try to honour our god by encouraging sexually confused weirdos to attempt to brainwash children. At least Penis Baba is honest about the the fact that it all comes down to getting your cock out and trying to pull.

    Fuck them.

    • Jeremy Corbyn once won a bet that he could drag a naked Diane Abbott 100 yards down a gravel driveway after she’d just scoffed 2 whole buckets of the Colonel’s finest using a rope tied between his communist winkle and one of her enormous, sagging tits. Afterwards, he had a dick like a bright red liquorice boot lace. True story, that.

    • Agree. I haven’t spoken to my Parish priest since he told me the virgin birth wasn’t real.

  9. Being ill is a cunt, you end up watching shite on the telly you ain’t watched for ages. I have caught the beginning of Eastenders what a pile of cunt. Phil Mitchell shouting at someone, Billy Mitchell still on it and still a cunt, and the biggest joke is that the cast are mostly white…when Kat the slag Slaytaaah came on looking even worse than she did 10 years ago I turned over. What is it with the BBC it’s like like once your in the gang you have job leaching off taxpayers for life.

    • I’m amazed the Al-Beeb haven’t been done for that ridiculous fat pantomime eggand act…

      “Thomaaaaas !!”

      How tf can it be taken seriously ??

  10. I might be getting an allotment plot fellow cunters… My mate Dave’s cousins friends uncle’s mates Dad gave me some ‘Seeds’ of the Ganja kind. I might ‘trip up’ and ‘accidentally’ drop some on me plot. Fast forward to October and I’ll have tonnes of… I know naffink abaaaaaht it.

      • I look forward to you space cauliflower, Sunday roasts will be ‘interesting’.

        • @Liberal Liquator, one of my allotment roast dinners will give people the munchies even after they’ve had dinner.

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