Dead Pool [91]

Congratulations to Er Indoors who correctly bagged former England Chelsea and Man United footballer turned pundit coach and manager Ray Wilkins who has died aged just 61 after suffering a heart attack.Arnie is back but it is bye-bye Butch.

On to Deadpool 91

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s nominations:
Leah Bracknell
Fernando Ricksen
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Colin Butts
Matt Cappotelli

78 thoughts on “Dead Pool [91]

  1. Stormy Daniels [Trumps porn star]
    Doreen Mantle [one foot in the grave—-ironic]
    Lee Majors [the fall guy—ironic]
    Corey Feldman
    Sean Connery

  2. Congrats Er in doors. My picks please fair cunts.

    James Earl Jones
    Dick Van Dyke
    Gary Glitter
    Robert Ito ( Sam from Quincy)
    Freddy Foreman

    • We’re all queuing up for the Prince Phil street party but I see in this pool JR Cuntly pulled the trigger first. The goal hanging cunt.

      • To be honest, I will miss ol’ Phil the Greek when he’s gone, cunt though he may be th old git never minces words or toes the line on PC bollocks, he will call a spade a spade and cunt a cunt.

        Does anyone else think he should be made a honorary cunter?

  3. Mickey Gilley
    Willie Nelson
    William Ramsey Clark ( lyndon b Johnson’s cabinet)
    Billy Connelly
    Nicola Salmond

  4. RIP Butch… Great player for United and a nice bloke and all…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Pete Murray
    Cleo Laine
    Bill Wyman

  5. As a red who actually saw Wilkins play many times and actually met him in 84 I am saddened to hear of his passing… But this cunt, Adil Ray OBE (as he calls himself) is a complete cunt… This John John fuckltard tweeted the following:

    ‘So sad to hear the passing of Ray Wilkins. Grew up watching him, remember him as a great, clever and have to say dark & handsome player. Closest we had to a Pakistani. Thoughts and prayers with his family & friends. Left us far too soon ‘Butch’

    So, political correctness, even in death?! Closest we had to a Pakistani?!! What a sickeningly right on thing to say… Is that all he can say about a man who was both an excellent sportsman and a gentleman?! Isn’t the fact that he was English and England Captain enough for this PC obsessed cunt?! And using a dead man to get social media likes and PC points when he’s not even cold yet?! Fucking hell… And besides, Ray was not the closest thing to a Parking Stanley… In fact, he wasn’t a Parking Stanley at all… So fuck off, Adil, you fucking Sabu Twitter PC whore….

    • I bet the Peacefuls packed the terraces at Milwall when Ray was there with prime nutter Denis Wise to show their support……

      Wilkins was, to all appearances, a really nice guy and a loss to the game.

    • I probably saw eighty percent of all the games Wilkins played for Chelsea, was well keen home and awayer back then.
      Top bloke and decent player. Half decent pundit too.

      His brother was a different case altogether, couldn’t kick his left foot with his right foot…

      • But you can bet your life that Adil Sabu has never bee near Stamford Bridge or Old Trafford… ‘Grew up watching him’? Yeah, on the telly, the nu-footie johnny come lately peaceful cunt…

  6. Well plotted. I chose the wrong hospital patient
    Bill Treacher
    Petula Clarke
    Ray Kennedy
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear

  7. Shake – where in the fuck did that come from (the 10 cans of Stella probably) – ‘shame’ ffs. I am a cunt when it comes to typing whilst pissed.

  8. Bugger – unable to get on due to crap connection. Here we go again:

    Roy Hudd
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Rhonda Fleming
    Glenn Campbell
    Nicholas Parsons

  9. Looks like Verne Troyer has avoided the Dead Pool. He was admitted to hospital a while back, alcohol problem, a sitter missed .

    • Barbara Bush, Bruno Sammartino, Dale Winton, Verne Troyer now……..

      Is there any other candidate that we’ve missed out on?

        • That mackerel cunted scabby old zit, Madogga, griefjacks every dead musical cunt nowadays… Prince, Bowie, and now this DJ bloke… The old slag will do anything to get noticed these days… The obsolete old gluebag…

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