After being ill for the last month I now feel ready to recommence cunting. I know this as I have started shouting at the television again and pointing my finger at various characters as they appear whilst informing my wife that said characters are despicable cunts. This upsets her but I have to vent. Anyway, enough of this waffle, let’s get cunting.
I would like to nominate defeatists for an out and out Churchillian cunting. You know who I’m talking about, the bastards who wave the white flag as their first and only option.
Now there are many of these in the media spotlight that we can all think of, but what about the anonymous, under the radar, man / woman in the street ? There are probably multitudes of them. Two that I’m thinking of are a couple that me and my wife know. My wife regards them as friends, I am wary of people that want to be friends, they invariably turn out to be cunts. Having said that I can be sociable for the occasional evening drink or meal, that is until the EU referendum. When they found out that me and my wife had voted leave they were absolutely shocked, now I don’t mind folk having a contrary view to mine as long as they don’t get hysterical, I’m all for reasoned debate, you won’t change my mind but you can try. He was reasonable but she lost it big time, started going on about racists and leavers being thick and selfish (no doubt thinking about her snowflake granddaughter who is now apparently ashamed to be British….pathetic ). We had a frosty exchange and she back pedalled like mad. She is now in a stop brexit , have another referendum, sulky democracy denial type mood. I asked her why she just couldn’t accept the result and get behind the decision and do her bit to make the most of the opportunity that leave presents, her answer was breathtaking. She reckons we’re not capable of prospering as an independent country because we can’t do anything without someone guiding us and telling us what to do. In short, she has swallowed project fear hook line and sinker, as has her husband. All they can see is a dystopian future in which we wither and waste away, this from people who like me have lived in a time when we weren’t in the EU. They have total faith in the likes of Juncker and Tusk and are utterly depressed at our leaving the corrupt anti democratic fourth reich that is the EU. Now anyone with any sense should know that brexit isn’t going to be a cakewalk, there’s a lot of hard work ahead for politicians, industry and the population as a whole, but if everyone pulls together we can achieve results. What it takes is backbone, guts, tenacity, pig headedness, innovation, creativity and hard work, qualities that I believe this country still has, not waving the white fucking flag. So our backs will be against the wall, the eurocunts won’t do us any favours. But you know what ? When your back’s against the wall there’s only one way to go. I don’t own a white flag, so fuck the defeatists, no surrender.
Nominated by Jack The Cunter.