Dead Pool [86]

Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted that the comedian Ken Dodd of Diddy men and tickling stick fame would be the next dead dude.Dodd was 90 and had recently been in hospital for a chest infection and married his partner of over 40 years just days ago.R.I.P Doddy!

So on to Deadpool 86

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.


My nominations (Shaun of the Dead):
Leah Bracknell
Marieke Vervoot
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Manohar Parrikar
Colin Butts

69 thoughts on “Dead Pool [86]

  1. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
    Linda Nolan
    Stirling Moss
    Betty White
    John McCain

    We remember Ken Dodd for getting a knighthood for services to tax evasion and for his two most famous diddy men, Diddy Pay and Diddy Hell.

  2. David Gold
    David Sullivan
    Karen Brady
    Trevor fucking Brooking

    and last but by very means most vehemently
    Alan Pardew

  3. Well done, Sir Limply…
    Doddy was a lot funnier than the cuntish comedians we get today….

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Cleo Laine
    Pete Murray
    Bill Wyman

  4. Doddy always reminds me of U2…
    It’s because some critic once aptly referred to their Joshua Tree and Rattle & Hum period as ‘Diddymen in the desert’…

  5. In 1. Its Jim Bowen.

    In 2. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, Britain’s favourite Journo, sorry I meant celebrity inmate. Its a luxury villa she’s at waiting for the exchange aka Boris & the briefcase. Happy 2nd Iranian Mothers day and be careful what you eat.

    In 3. Its another Stay Away Mum on holiday, its Kate McCann. “Oops, I forgot to say, I’ve doped them up already”.

    In 4. Keeping the gender fluids happy with a Stay Away Dad, its Gerry McCann. “Oh, I gave them a few spoonfuls too. Should be okay. Let’s go for dinner, I’m starving”

    They should have both stayed away…for life, behind bars in Portugal and someone could have made them disappear at night.

    5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. (Scotland’s equivalent to Jeremy Hunt) She’s planning to reinvent NHS Scotland with the money raised from fixed price alcohol?
    No, its getting used to give free abortions to loose legged Oirish birds which previously cost said birds £650+….C’mon in the party’s here and its all on the house.

          • The full quote is from McMaster :
            Россия перешла от правдоподобного отрицания к неправдоподобному

            “Russia has moved from plausible to implausible denial”

          • Strictly speaking, of course, you can’t actually see me doing anything as this site is not a visual medium (no pun intended).

            And it’s not possible to literally stamp on my posts as they are held in a digital medium and have no access from your pedal appendage.

            Just saying. Have a nice day – or more precisely, a nice late afternoon and evening.

    • I hope you win five prizes Smeggy, for services to humanity if nothing else. Plus BLair or Blare or however the cunt spells his name.

  6. Donald Sutherland
    Stirling Moss
    Bob Hawke
    Sergei V. Skripal The Doped Double Agent
    Yulia S. Skripal The Daughter

    (Moss is taken – Admin)

  7. Cant forgive Doddy for his appalling songs. Hope they look under his bed for his funeral money.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Roy Hudd
    Barry Cryer
    Jean Claud Drunker

    Hudd & Cryer will be sadly missed. Fuck the others.

  8. Seeing as all of my previous picks have been nicked by other cunts I will have a fresh go –
    Herman Wouk
    Lord Carrington
    Doris Day
    Jimmy Greaves
    Stephen Hawking – how can he have even made it to 76?

  9. Nice one limply you been deserving of a win .

    my usual please

    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Freddy foreman
    Gary Glitter
    Angela Lansbury

  10. Now that the cunts boatrace is all over the web….justice may prevail

    John Venables
    John Venables
    John Venables
    John Venables
    John Venables

  11. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

    I took my Mum and Dad to see old Ken a few years ago. A proper comedian. I left just after Midnight but my Ma & Pa stayed until he was hooked off by the theatre-owners at 1.45am. He was ace.

    He explained that Happiness (Happiness, the greatest gift, that we posses) is an in-joke. He really wrote the whole song as “A Penis, a penis, etc.” It suddenly became rather funny.

  12. Bastard Hell. I finally nap Doddy and find all you other cunts have slithered in and stolen all me other best noms. Shite.

    Rhonda Fleming
    Nicholas Parsons
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Val Kilmer
    Robert Duvall

  13. This is what I posted in the previous pool

    Appreciate the heads up DB. As the actress said to the bishop, “a fucking long time coming”. Thought I’d lost me touch. Had the old scarse cunt for years then other bastard cunts started robbing me orf him once he went in to horspital. Sodding fuckers. Came back to papa in the end though so screw the lot orf you.

    Knew him somewhat, quite a nice bloke, would always bounce a gag or two orf one another. Two tight to marry his long suffering partner but tied the knot at the end so he would’nt have to leave her any money but she could claim death benefit (2.5 grand) – touching. Doddy’s best gag? Actually what Jimmy Tarbuck cracked aboit him as a guest on the Inland Revenue Tour – cunters will recall his run in over non-declaration of earnings and his enforced tour to pay orf the bill. Also the publicity over his hemorrhoids.

    Jimmy Tarbuck:

    “You’ll see old Doddy’s walking a lot easier now. He’s been in and had the operation on his arse and while they were doing it the doctors found another five grand stuck up there”

    Avoiding all the “comic legend” crapola. The old cunt gag machine was ok but the earlier Diddy Man stuff with the kids and the Tickling Stick was deeply embarrassing. Would go doine a storm in Paedo Central – Telford – though.

    • Sorry to inform good sir but you’re a tad bit late on your Billy Graham nomination, Dio beat you to the punch a feww weeks ago if i’m not mistaken

      • Different Billy Graham, ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham is a retired wrestlers who is still very much alive.

        • Apologies then M8, I had no idea there was a wrestler by that name

          I also know of a billy graham concert promoter he ran the filimore and winterland music venues in the usa but the cunt died ages ago

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