Dead Pool [89]

Co ngratulations to Boilsucker who secures a win by picking former Eurovision host Katie Boyle who died today at 91.So we move on to Dead Pool 89.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My Picks :(Shaun)
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Johnny Clegg
Marieke Vervoot
Colin Butts

58 thoughts on “Dead Pool [89]

  1. I thought it was Cheryl from Bucks Fizz in the pic for a minute there.
    Never heard of her until radio four announced it today…… They played a clip of her describing her father as evil, thoughtful and had maybe a bit of an interest in incest…… Bet that had radio four listeners spitting tea all over the conservatory….

    • Fuck me, after a week of java script and spam notices I’m back……. Fuck did you lot miss out on some brilliant posts that i had rejected……… Or mibbees not…. 😊

  2. Peter Sutcliffe
    Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    George Bush senior
    Robert Mugabe

  3. Declan McPartlin
    Sergei Skripal
    Yulia Skripal
    Jimmy Greaves
    Valery Giscard d’Estaing

        • You mean there’s two of the cunts?!

          I meant the drunken cunt with the bent Mini

          And how come the cunt wasn’t charged with drink driving. When my other half was caught he was charged before they let him out but he’s not a telly sleb is he?

          • It will be the cowardly fucking Met who are too scared to charge a celebrity just in case wooooooo either that or corruption prevents them. celebrity protecting arseholes.

    • I’m imaging them trying to put the lid down on Nile Rodgers coffin and his dreads and beads keep getting caught… Hahaha…
      On one hand he deserves death for the pish he’s produced, but on the other hand, he’d become a bigger legend than he already inexplicably is and would be on the radio forever and in every advert that isn’t using a David Bowie track…..
      Bowies estate must be raking it in with all they ad jingles….

  4. Ginger Baker
    Harry Roberts
    Elizabeth Sax Coburg Gotha
    Des Lynam
    Gary Linekunt please god, by a mad 35 year old child muzzie

  5. Warren Buffet
    Bob Dole
    Honor Blackman
    Baroness Trumpington
    Jerry Maren (last surviving Wizard of Oz munchkin)

  6. Fuck once again all me best noms nicked. Cunts.

    Roy Hudd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Val Kilmer
    Tony Bennett
    Albert Finney

  7. Congratulations to a worthy winner!

    Alan Alda
    Donald Sutherland
    Patricia Routledge
    Peter Allis
    Stan Lee

  8. Gerald Harper
    Bill Maynard
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

    A big thank you to Katie Boyle for my first dead cunt winner

  9. Camel-laaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Emma Twatson
    Laura Cuntsberg

  10. James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Freddy Foreman
    Robert Duvall
    Robert Ito (Sam from Quincy)

  11. BLAIR mr and mrs waiting for my 2 voodoo dolls to arrive so i can hurry the process

  12. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Boy George
    Michael Barrymore
    Former Pope Benedict

  13. Olivia Newton John
    Jobbie Williams
    Bernard Hepton
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Kenneth Cope

  14. Leon ‘Vader’ White
    Harley Race
    Ric Flair
    Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham

  15. Parliamentary Democracy
    The rule of Law
    Free Speech
    My faith in our legal system
    Policing by consent

  16. Is Dennis Nordern still hanging on? Fuck me pink, the old cunt must be entering the fossilisation stage.

  17. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

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