Dead Pool [87]

Congratulations to Proper Cunt who correctly predicted that Stephen ‘Davros’ Hawking was the next celeb to kick the bucket (not literally obviously)!

Seems that the author of the world’s most boring book will write no more, so it’s not all bad news. Dioclese nominated him for years before changing horses. No staying power that bloke!

So we move on to Dead Pool 87.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

48 thoughts on “Dead Pool [87]

  1. Stan Lee
    Olivia de Havilland
    Peter, Lord Carrington
    Pierre Cardin
    Bill Turnbull

    Yeah, I did have him for yonks! C’est La vie…

  2. Doris Day
    Vera Lynn
    Kirk Douglas
    Jimmy Carter
    Jimmy Greaves

    Storm in Treeza! I wanna fight!

    (Sorry Freddie – pipped at the post with Vera. Admin)

    • Strange. Must be one of those black holes the spaz was always on about.

      Franco Zeferreli

      • Think we must have hit the button at the same time judging by the time stamps on the comments?

  3. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

    ——

    True what they say, always come in 3’s (Dodd, Givency, Hawking).

  4. Billy Connelly
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley
    Willie Nelson
    Prince Phillip The Duke of Edinburgh

  5. Larry David
    Angela Lansbury
    Leah Bracknell
    John McCririck
    Sir Menzies Campbell

  6. Hardy Kruger
    Terry Jones
    Jerry Maren
    Jill Gascoigne
    Richard O’Sullivan.
    Farewell Stephen Hawking. Anyone who thought Corbyn was a cunt couldn’t be all bad.

  7. Gerald Harper
    Bill Maynard
    Katie Boyle
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  8. I would offer farewells to Hawking but the 24 hour obituary on the ABBC is doing it all, between Paralympics GB.

    Barbara Bush
    Donald Sutherland
    Bob Hawke
    Charles Aznavour
    Aretha Franklin

  9. John Venables [the murdering perv]
    Lilly Allen
    Sean Connery
    Donald trump
    Shirly Bassy

  10. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Bill Cosby
    Madeleine albright
    George Takei (sulu)

  11. Congrats Dio…

    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Dennis Waterman
    Derren Nesbit

  12. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Sheldon Adelson
    Rick Wakeman
    George Soros

    Cuntgrats dio
    God will not be mocked! stephen hawking had it coming the cheeky know it all cunt haha lol “I know all the secrets of the universe but its a ancient chinese secret”

  13. Stefan Karl Steffanson
    Colin Butts
    Marieke Vervoot
    Nobby Stiles
    Leslie Phillips

  14. I had him up for a CTRL, Alt and deleting so along with Mark E. Smith, I’m already two up this year on my list.

    For ISAC, I’ll throw in one of my 2018 wildcards – Jan Michael Vincent (Airwolf pilot. Looked like he was circling the drain in some recent pictures I saw of him)

    Slightly low hanging fruit but there were some pictures of Burt Reynolds in the paper today and that cunt doesn’t look like he should be putting any double albums on.

  15. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    Virginia McKenna
    Michael Collins (astronaut)
    Robert Mugabe

  16. My usual picks please,

    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Freddy Foreman
    Angela Lansbury

  17. Anna Soubry (Conservative traitor)
    John Bercow (Bollocks to Brexit, indeed)
    Nicola Sturgeon (Too many reasons to list)
    Justin Trudeau (Canadian twat)
    Leo Eric Varadkar (Irish poof)

    Another wishful thinking list. Cunts.

  18. In 1. Its Jim Bowen.

    In 2. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, Britain’s favourite Journo, sorry I meant celebrity inmate. Still waiting at the luxury villa for Boris & the briefcase, currently dealing with another spy issue.

    In 3. Its another Stay Away Mum on holiday, its Kate McCann. “Oops, I forgot to say, I’ve doped them up already”.

    In 4. Keeping the gender fluids happy with a Stay Away Dad, its Gerry McCann. “Oh, I gave them a few spoonfuls too. Should be okay. Let’s go for dinner, I’m starving”

    They should have both stayed away…for life, behind bars in Portugal and someone could have made them disappear at night.

    5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. (Scotland’s equivalent to Jeremy Hunt).
    She’s planning to reinvent NHS Scotland with the money raised from fixed price alcohol?
    No more, Nicola’s using it for free abortions to loose legged Oirish birds. Sad that “the slappers actually paid” £650+ at NHS England Hospitals? That’s Krankie EconoNic’s for you.

    • Fucking hell Basement

      Judging by the times of the various media reports of Jim Bowen’s death, he was dead within about an hour of you nominating him.

      Unfortunately you win nothing but your BFH… Bus Fare Home

  19. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

    He had an amazon mind and an incredible sense of humour. You’ve got to admire his energy for going on such a long….

    Oh wait, that’s my Ken Dodd eulogy!

    It’s comforting to know that even the greatest mind of a generation can be stroked by the dirty hand of lucre. That Specsavers ad must’ve kept him in porn mags for years. Now he’s carked it. How the fuck did he last so long. I would’ve thought his girlfriend/nanny/partner would’ve beaten him to death years ago solely for his silly political opinions.

  20. Woo hoo!,

    I am gutted it was Jim who dropped from my selection. Despite him being “In one”, I would have happily have seen any of the others go and give him his “Bus Fare Home” instead.

    R.I.P Jim, one of Britain’s greats.

  21. Well called PC.

    Alan Alda
    Patricia Routledge
    Donald Sutherland
    Peter Allis
    Wayne Sleep

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