Dead Pool [83]

Congratulations to Dick Byrne who correctly predicted that the 103 year old Bulgarian monk Dobri Dobrevwho spent years walking twenty miles everyday to beg for charities specifically benefiting orphans would be the next dead cunt.Dobrev was 103 and had been a regular nomination by Dick.Can`t help but think the guy looks very creepy though and was probably Corbyn`s father. (Dobrev not Dick naturally!)
So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 83.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s nominations:

Leah Bracknell
Morgan Tsvangirai
George Alagiah
Marieke Vervoot
Charlotte Rae

46 thoughts on “Dead Pool [83]

  1. Rolf Harris
    Meghan Markle (in a Parisean tunnel)
    Edwina Currie
    Dawn French
    Frank Bruno

  2. Well done!
    David attenborough
    Her majesty the queen
    Ed cuntface sheeran
    Tom cruise
    The whole lot of little mix (plane or coach crash)

  3. Looks like Rasputin if he had lived long enough.

    Doris Day
    Peter Kay
    Kirk Douglas
    Jimmy Greaves
    Teddy Johnson ( of Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson fame )

  4. I CALL FOUL!
    Rule 2 : “Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored”

    Billy Graham
    Stan Lee
    Olivia de Havilland
    Peter, Lord Carrington
    Pierre Cardin

      • The oldest living man is Masazou Nonaka b 25/7/1905 and the oldest woman is Nabi Tajima b 4/8/1900 both Japs obviously.Technically only they are disqualified .I would probably pull up anyone who picked anyone who has hit 110 though but that has to my knowledge never happened.

        • So technically you’re not a cunt?

          The oldest person alive is Jesus Christ according to the Catholic Church. They’re infallible because ‘Catholic’ means ‘truth’ according to the OED.

          “Jesus Lives! But I think you’re a cunt” 😀

  5. Camellaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Harriet Harman
    Dawn French

  6. Bernard Hepton
    Olivia Newton John
    Phil the Greek
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Peter Mandelson (found face-down, drowned in a pool of rent boy spunk)

  7. Never heard of him. Looks like he should’ve been in a junk yard shouting, “Oh ‘Arold, them birds love it!”

    The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

  8. Kris Kristofferson
    Gary Linekunt. by a bad driving peaceful please
    Rupert Murdoch
    Kenny Lynch
    Jimmy Greaves

        • Fuck me sideways and call me Deirdre.
          Kenny lynch and Greavesy have been taken
          Sorry chaps, i’m just a right cunt tonight
          I’ll go for ……
          Shirley Williams
          and
          Bob Dylan instead of those two cunts

  9. Congrats Dick…

    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Judi Dench
    Al Leong (actor, martial arts expert and stuntman)

  10. Did Dobri do any charidee work for Oxfam during his travels?
    He looks like the sort of cunt who modelled himself on Jimmy Savile.

  11. George Soros
    William Shatner
    Michael Hestletine
    Harley Race
    Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer

  12. HRH Prince Philip
    Charlie Sheen
    Keith Richards
    Valery Giscard d’Estaing
    Harry Belefonte

  13. Some cunt with a shaved head and a beard
    Lord Lucan
    Another cunt with a shaved head and a beard
    Elvis (finally)
    Some cunt’s mate with a shaved head and a beard

  14. Well played, Dick.

    Peter Allis
    Aretha Franklin
    Stan Lee
    Alan Alda
    Patricia Routledge

  15. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    Virginia McKenna
    Honor Blackman
    George “Johnny” Johnson (Dambuster)

  16. Nice change from Shaun lol.

    my picks are ,

    Dick van dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Freddy Foreman
    Robert Duvall

  17. Cliff Richard (It might be close between him and the Queen)
    Narendra Modi
    Bashir Al Assad
    Mohammed Al Fayed
    Philip Schofield

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