Dead Pool [82]

Congratulations to Shaun i.e me who scores another Deadpool victory by picking Irish Footballer Liam Miller who sadly died from cancer today aged just 36.Miller was a Midfielder for Manchester United under Sir Alex Ferguson Celtic under Martin O`Neill Sunderland Queens Park Rangers and the Republic of Ireland over a nearly 20-year career that ended less than 2 years ago.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 82.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My Picks (Shaun):

Leah Bracknell
George Alagiah
Morgan Tsvangirai
Dean Francis
Marieke Vervoot

40 thoughts on “Dead Pool [82]

  1. Jerry Maren (Last surviving munchkin)
    Windsor Davis
    Patricia Routledge
    Terry Jones
    Patrick Stewart

  2. Javier Perez de Cuelar
    Vera Lynn
    Mary Wilson, Harold’s widow not the singer
    Lloyd Blankfein
    Kirk Douglas

  3. Saw Miller play a few times… Not a bad player, but not a great one either…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Cleo Laine
    Roman Polanski (n@nce cunt)
    Pete Murray

  4. Fuck me, Shaun has “ something of the night about him.”

    Doris Day
    Peter Kay
    Sylvia Syms
    Jimmy Carter
    Dick van Dyke

  5. Do me a favour Sean – if I ever piss you off or make it onto your shit list please give me chance to make amends.
    With grovelling regards

    PS – shame about Miller – once a red always a red – RIP young man. Sincere condolences to your family and friends. No age and no way to go.

    • Once a red always a red…. True, unless it’s cunts like Neil Webb, Slippery Jim Leighton, Judas Tevez, Andrei Kanchelskis and Johnny ‘Leeds twat’ Giles… Fuck all that lot, but RIP Liam…

  6. Why should blokes have all the fun ??!

    A PC, all-wimmin candidates’ list this time…

    Joanna Plastic Bumley
    Camell-aaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Harriet Harman
    Dawn French
    (although the latter indeed looks a bit like a Don to me. Laugh, I thought I’d never fucking start. Vicar of Dibley about as funny as shitting yourself in public.)

  7. David attenborough
    Lilly allen
    Ed sheeran
    Dianne abbot
    Jeremy corbyn

    Fucking hell shaun, congrats again mate. If I picked deaths correctly this often I’d be checking parked vans in the street and would get a pay as you go phone…

  8. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Judi Dench
    Al Leong (actor, martial arts expert and stuntman).

  9. I’m in for the long haul.
    Prince George
    Princess Charlotte
    Harper Beckham
    Alexis Olympia Ohanian Junior (Serena Williams’ daughter with Alexis Olympia Ohanian, a guy, for fuck’s sake)
    Rumi and Sir Carter (Beyoncé and Jay Z’s twins)
    Aren’t celebrities cunts when naming their children?

    • The Beckham’s next spermdribble will be christened “Aytilate”…
      After the shop where he did her, whilst she bent over the frozen pizzas.

  10. My wishful thinking list, if two entries are allowed.
    Russell Brand
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Hillary Clinton
    Tony Blair
    Catherine Elizabeth Newman

  11. The Jamaican bobsleigh team.
    Those two singing Cunts in that fucking Nationwide ad.
    Good Shot, Shaun.

  12. bloody hell Shaun u to your old tricks again lol . Mine are

    Angela Lansbury
    James Earl Jones
    Robert Duvall
    Gary Glitter
    Freddy Foreman

  13. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    Virginia McKenna
    Honor Blackman
    George “Johnny” Johnson (Dambuster)

  14. Now I know he’s ill, I’ll have onto her punt on Genesis P Orridge, plus:

    Christopher Plummer
    Nicolas Sarkozy
    Christine Kirchner
    Bez

  15. Prolific Shaun, prolific.
    Herman Wouk
    Stanley Baxtef
    Martin Sheen
    Ronald Atkins ex MP
    Baron Terence Higgins

  16. Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer
    Don Leo Jonathan
    Gene LeBell
    Larry Hennig
    Beauregarde

    • That’s Raymond Chow the film maker not Raymond Chow the gangster.

      Shit, having thought about it Chow the gangster might have been a better bet, oh well, it is done now.

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