Vincent Cook


Furious vegan parent Vincent Cook (sic) is outraged that Priestland’s School in Lymington, Hampshire allowed students to rear four pigs and then planned to send the animals to slaughter.

The school was presented with the piglets in order to teach students how to “fatten up pigs for slaughter”.

Cook says the pigs should be sent to a farm or sanctuary ignoring the whole point of the exercise and that they are actually being returned to their owner because the school never owned them in the first place!.

Typical minority cunt pushing his own personal loony agenda. Needless to say e-petitions and Twatter storm result. Plus TV appearance on GMB where Piers Morgan ripped him to shreds.

Go munch a carrot you daft cunt…

Nominated by Dioclese

49 thoughts on “Vincent Cook

  1. Piers DID rip the cunt apart and rightly so. The thing that pisses me off, is that shite like this makes the National Press and we have to endure some moralist indignantly preaching his personal take on life.

    Arseholes like this should not waste airtime and should certainly not preach to me ( a dedicated carnivore ) about veggies! Cunt!

    • Horrible breed and spot on cunting reply ASA.
      How can you tell a vegan? You cant – within 10 seconds of meeting one they tell you;-)
      CUNTS

  2. Yet ANOTHER piss boiling CUNT hell bent on flooding our nation with a fresh generation of ignorant snowflake pinheads.

  3. I only saw this interview because I like to check out how fuckable Susanna Reid looks each day…

    Anyway, this kale and quinoa salad eating cunt needs to get over himself and eat a rare steak. If his pathetic stance wasn’t enough to make him look the cunt he obviously is, he announced he was wearing vegan Dr Martens….

    What a cunt….

  4. Perfectly captured screenshot – that expression sums up every bit of snivelling cuntitude the celery eating cunt possesses.

    Couldn’t even be arsed to have a shave.

    Fucking cunt.

  5. Oh yeah… Scarlett ‘Time’s Up Me Too Woody Allen is King God Bless Kilary’ Johansson also sucked up to Roman Polanski at a French awards ceremony in 2014… And we have a new entry! Straight into the Cunts Top Ten!

    • Johansson said of Woody Allen (apart from the ‘guesswork’ bit): ‘I’d sew the hem of his pants if he asked me too’ (Did she also chirrup that in Polanski’s ear?)… While Allen (aged 71 at the time) said the then 22 year old Johansson was ‘criminally sexy’… Welcome to the Hollyweird Cunts Club (cue ‘Addams Family’ theme)…. When Devil Streep calls it a day (if fucking only!), it’s good to know that there’s another hypocritical libflake morals of a rat female celebricunt ready to take her place…

  6. You know the old joke:
    How do you know who the vegans are at a party?
    Don’t worry they’ll fucking tell you.
    That just about sums these cunts up. Nobody gives a fuck what they shove down their throats…..except them! Yeah, they can’t wait to tell you about their moral superiority and how you are personally responsible for the brutal murder and torture of cutesy ickle wickle little animals you sadistic cunt!
    Once they get started you can’t shut them up…..wave after wave of pontificating self promoting saintly bullshit.
    Just shut your fucking faces you boring cunts. When I see you outside a mosque demonstrating against halal slaughter I might listen to you, but that ain’t gonna happen so shut the fuck up.

    • Bang on Freddie…
      Just like the First rule of Vegan Club..

      “You DO talk about it, to every cunt you know or meet”….

  7. Cook builds and repairs yachts for a living. One of the pics on his site shows a helm seat covered in what looks suspiciously like leather, and I do hope the mahogany/teak/iroko/[insert endangered hardwood of choice]…he uses is ethically and sustainably sourced.

    Cunt. Comforting thought: when his daughters leave school they’ll probably have to work in McDonalds.

    • I bet every single one of those yachts is used for fishing at some time……nasty murdering bastards ripping fish out of their natural environment, bashing their heads in and, shock horror, eating the fuckers!
      Has this fucking fascist thought about that? Cunt.

  8. Why do vegans feel the need to tell all and sundry that they are one?… I don’t go up to people in the pub and say, ‘Hey, I eat sausages and bacon!’… I’ve never met a vegan who isn’t a smug, self satisfied and arrogant cunt…

  9. As a vegetarian for about 50 years of my life totally agree with the nomination.

    A relatively simple life choice for me as brought up vegetarian as my mother and her parents also vegetarians. Quite unusual in the late 1950’s. When a teenager obviously rebelled against my parents and ate a limited amount of meat for a few years (mostly chicken madras after a few pints) however after a couple of bad experiences decided to revert back to vegetarianism.

    My late wife decided become a veggie after first meeting me, and we brought our daughters up to be veggie until they made their own choices. Eldest 29 year old daughter still is, my youngest daughter at 26 started eating meat about 10 years ago. Even my late mother started to eat meat and fish after many years.

    Both worried as to my reaction, Reassured them both that I am a firm believer in a person to make their own life choices, and why should I think any less of them if that is what they want to do? None of my business.

    I have never lectured anyone or try to take any moral high ground as I feel quite simply that I do not have the right to force my beliefs on others, even if I wanted to. Which I do not. So long as I am not causing a problem to others each to their own is my philosophy.

    I can prepare fish or meat if asked to do so, I just do not want to eat it.

    One of my former bosses in London used to take great delight when being invited to lunch at a brokers private rooms by always ridiculing my different plate of food. He gave up after a few times when he realised that he was not getting the reaction he was hoping for.

    For many years was underwriter of international hull (ships) business, and would never insure whalers or livestock carriers. The brokers of the business respected the decision, telling me that there were several underwriters in London would also not underwrite this class of business.

    In summary, you are free to make your own life choices Vincent Cook but please do not try and force your beliefs onto others.

    • I am not a veggie, but I do respect folk who choose to be veggies or even vegans on health grounds and for animal welfare concerns. That respect should be a two way thing for carnivores.

      If you have never seen how an animal is slaughtered in this country by Halal means, then have a quick look on Google. I saw one of a cow that was walked into a machine that brought a hydraulic frame down on its head, which in turn sliced its neck wide open on a razor sharp, curved blade below. The cow was screaming in distress before several gallons of its blood had exited and its head was thereabouts severed. Only then did it give up the fight. Utterly, utterly fucking abhorrent stone-age fucking cuntery and how any cunt can argue that the animal doesn’t suffer – well they must be a fucking clothed-eared Stevie Wondercunt.

      DEFRA have allowed this shit to be permitted on the order of our shit-soft governments. Yes, as was said above, perhaps the Veggies should be making a special point of this instead of preaching the absolute to those who wish to eat meat.

      A good old fashioned bolt gun – quick, humane and clean. The animal knows nothing about it.

      Halal is due a Special Halal cunting all of its own. Muslims who demand this shit deserve to be sacrificed Halal-style themselves.

      • I agree, halal should be banned.

        The politicians are islamophobic though. Fucking terrified.

        I eat meat but I understand why some would be against it.

        I’d probably become a veggie if I thought that animals were put through undue suffering though.

        It should be as quick and painless as possible and religion is not an excuse to torture an animal or put it through a long and traumatic death.

      • Quite right, DTS.

        Also, I have always maintained that feckin CUNTS who carry out halal slaughter should meet the same fate themselves.

        Mind you, if I were a tomato plant in a greenhouse somewhere in Glos., I wouldn’t want to have to endure ole Flap-Ears giving me a daily pep-talk…

      • Many of them do meet the same fate Belinda – ISIS do an excellent line in Halal slaughter of Muslims.

      • There is also considerable documented evidence of distress and cruel abuse of animals in regular slaughterhouses.

        Good thing Gove is looking to introduce legislation for CTV surveillance in all slaughterhouses.

        Agree though 100% – tolerance of Halal is outrageous, maybe once we’re free of the Evi Empire we can outlaw it?

        Ha! Dream on.

      • Halal and kosher killing are pretty much the same thing. And done properly are quick, if maybe offensive to delicate eyes.
        Cut carotid artery = no blood to brain
        No blood to brain = rapid unconsciousness.

    • I was a pescatarian for many years but then I met my ex wife, a South Africunt and therefore a keen carnivore. Before we were married she was fine with it but after the knot was tied she started to relentlessly nag me to start eating meat, chicken at first but then she started pushing the hard stuff. Pretty soon I was eating everything and I piled on about 10kg in less than a year, weight I have found impossible to shift. My cunt of an ex wife is now long gone but the pork belly remains.

      As an experiment I’m going to live off grid for a while, living a minimalist existence in the country side. By necessity this will entail very little electricity, just solar panels to charge stuff like phone, computer and lights. So no spare energy to run a fridge ( I’ll have one of those 12v cooler boxes for beer, obviously ) so nowhere to store meat. Hence I will be on a basically vegetarian diet again with maybe the odd can of sardines as a treat.

  10. Lot of absolute bollocks being spoken about Mkhitaryan.. Fact is he promised much and delivered little (bit like The Stone Roses reunion really)… A fair weather player, bang average in the end, won’t be missed… Of course, we now live in a world where social media mongs and foreign never been to Old Trafford tosspots big up any old cunt as a ‘legend’.. Mkhitaryan reminds me of what Tommy Doc said when we signed that useless fat cunt, Neil Webb… Something like: “If you are two-nil up and the sun is shining he’ll look the best player in the world, but where will he be on a rainy day at Anfield…?”

    • That Stone Roses reunion was a total cash grab. From which I have no doubt they earned absolute fortunes. I saw them at Wembley stadium last summer. I still don’t really understand how they were playing venues of that size when they couldn’t possibly have filled them during their imperial period.

      Actually, Ian Brown could well be due a future cunting.

      • Brown has apparently resigned from the band: as he is sick of waiting around and is pissed off about how certain members have refused to record an album and play certain songs… Brown can be (and has been) a cunt, but he’s the one who wanted an album to be done.. He’s been working at a recording studio in Liverpool, and his new album will be out soon… The others? Fuck knows… They’re probably in Barbados…

      • With the Happy Mondays at Eddie Grants studio maybe Norman?…on a side note the new Roses songs where fucking awful the cunts

  11. The BBPC are going to do some programmes to commemorate the bicentenary of 1918 and the end of the First World War…

    Let me guess… A show about black soldiers at the Somme? A ‘Docu-Drama’ (ie: fictional bollocks) about two pooves at Ypres? An in-depth look at how our brave and courageous Tommies were ignorant and stupid (white) oafs? A ‘Compare World War I to Brexit’ programme? Am I getting warm?…

    • Yeah we should have just given up to Fritz there and then. It would have saved a lot of fucking about and we wouldn’t now be overrun with goatshaggers and assorted scum from around the world. We wouldn’t have the fucking BBC either.

      • Quite – we’d all be living in Utopia, and our parents would not have laid their lives on the line for nothing. Krauts benignly ruling England, Soviets could have Scotchland, Wales & Eire. One can but dream…

      • Expect more PC bollocks from the Al BBC under the guise of celebrating 100 years of the right to vote for women. A genuine breakthrough and democratic right that shows up the Hollywood grief-jacking #MeToo slapper cunts they are.

    • I see some bollocks on Al-Beebera a while ago which was a dramatisation of Robin Hood. One of the characters was a black cockney.

      Cos, of course, you couldn’t fucking move for black cockneys in medieval Nottingham.

      • The Friar Tuck in the BBPC’s Robin Hood was black…
        Black people were nonexistent in 12th Century Medieval England…
        And black monks?! What a fucking PC pisstake….

  12. Fucking vegans are usually nutters, or at least the several I know are, they love to whine about other peoples life choices when they have made the daftest choice, usually for they daftest reasons, this is why I do my to avoid them and their fucking opinions…..Eat quorn you cunts

    • Indeed, how do you know that the person you have just met is a vegan…….? Don’t worry they will tell you within 30 seconds.

  13. Go munch on a carrot you say?

    Reckon this cunt would be more likely shafting his own arse with said vegetable whilst listening to Sigue Sigue Sputniks Love Missile F1-11, the fucking vegan deviant cunt.

  14. Consuming soya products turns you into a lass. Proven scientific fact. Soya contains oestrogen which reduces testosterone levels and makes you grow tits. It is no coincidence that there are so many vegan SJW omega males around all with testosterone levels more commonly associated with men 30 or 40 years older.

    • There are already significant levels of oestrogen in our tap water. Thought to be responsible for the recent drop in sperm counts.

      • Think I am right in saying that the sperm count in men has reduced significantly in the last 50 years or so?

        Anyway, I keep telling Mrs Stroker that I was born in the 50’s and that what I have is good for her.

  15. Emergency cunting request! Cunts who keep defacing the Churchill themed cafe in London. Local kormuniteee leaders have petitoned David lard arse Lammy saying it is RRRRRRRAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT colonionism and imperialism. Uppity cunts!

  16. you can generally tell if someone is a vegan or crystal meth addict due to the following signs.

    [1] bad weak hair,
    [2] shitty beard [women as well]
    [3] bad teeth [not really required any more]
    [4] bad skin [so pale they look like vampires]
    [5] and the need to tell every fucker and their dog that they have cozen to be like this.

    get out in the air,have a cheese burger and most of all stop being a cunt,unless of course you are a crystal meth addict in which case carry on being a cunt

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