Robert Swan Mueller III

Dear Sir:

I write this letter to formally request your services in evaluating the cunt status of one Robert Swan Mueller, III. It is my firm belief that the evidence supports my allegation that he is indeed a cunt.

Mr. Mueller is a lawyer and the former FBI director in America. He is also, despite his fearmongering about Russian influence and his claims of impartiality, connected to the Russians in numerous ways himself (Besides “cunt”, you could accurately describe him as a “Russian bag man”, since he personally delivered uranium to a Russian plane on a tarmac, on the orders of Hillary Cunton herself). His successor, Andy McCabe (also alleged to be a cunt), was recently caught violating the Hatch Act by using the FBI for politically-motivated (against Trump) purposes. Mueller himself appears to have played a part in the plan to frame Trump for “colluding with Russia”, which was something that Mueller’s subordinates touted as an “insurance policy” in the unlikely event that he was elected. These seditious, conspiratorial, rat faced cunts are intent on replacing the somewhat ridiculous but well-intentioned Trump, with a pedigreed cunt like Canada’s mascot Turdeau (an unapologetically proud cunt just like his father), or a fellow pinko like France’s Macron (who for some reason can’t tell he’s a cunt, and fancies himself the next Napoleon). I am fairly certain that conspiring against a sitting president, and to go against the will of the electorate, is illegal. It might even be sedition or treason. And it’s definitely something a cunt would do.

With this evidence to consider, I’m nominating Mr Mueller for official cunt status. The issue has become quite contested as of late, because of some cunts (in the American media) that tell us he’s a respectable gentleman who should be trusted to run this important investigation, and that he is absolutely not a cunt, despite the overwhelming amount of evidence to the cuntrary.

Your attention to this matter is required urgently, as in some circles, this controversy has gotten quite heated on a number of occasions and debates have degenerated into huge brawls and the police pressing charges against several from the “he is not a cunt” crowd, for assault, buggery, and other various charges the cops sometimes stick cunts with. It is my hope that your certification of Mr. Mueller aids in resolving this tense situation, thus giving hope to America in a time of unprecedented division amongst its people.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Yours, etc,
Mike Hunt.

41 thoughts on “Robert Swan Mueller III

  1. Dear Mr Hunt

    I have carefully considered your nomination. I agree: He is a total nuclear grade scum cunt.

  2. Maybe i’m a bit dim but all this Russian collusion shit confuses me. As I understand it the Ruskies influenced the election by hacking Clinton’s emails and passing them to Wikileaks.
    We’ll surely if she hadn’t written the fucking things in the first place there wouldn’t be a problem. I also keep hearing that the Russian cunts influenced the referendum but nobody can tell me how. They can tell me WHY they would want to do it but not HOW they actually did it.
    It’s all bollocks. These 2 results couldn’t possibly be a reflection of “the will of the people” because the Establishment didn’t like them. No, all us thickos were brainwashed by Putin the bogeyman. What did that cunt Major call it??…..”the tyranny of the majority.”
    Under normal circumstances this kind of stuff would be labelled “conspiracy theory” and it’s proponents dismissed as weirdo nutters. But when the conspiracy is in the interests of our lords and masters we are suddenly supposed to take it seriously. Yeah , well you’ll have to do better than that to convince this fucking cunt.

    • It still hasn’t been confirmed conclusively that the Russians hacked the Clinton/Podesta /DNC emails and passed them to wikileaks.

      Regarding the DNC data dump it looks more likely to have been an insider leak from DNC employee Seth Rich who died completely accidentally from a bullet to the back of the brain Two weeks before the wikileaks release.

      • From what I have seen of the “evidence” it would make a 15 year old operating out of his mother’s basement blush with shame. Would Russian state sponsored hackers use old software written in Russian, perform the hack during Russian office hours, use a cyrillic alphabet keyboard and not even bother to hide their IP address? It has stitch up written all over it. And Assage has said repeatedly it was not the Russians and wikileaks has a 100% cast iron gold plated record of being correct. They have never published anything fake because they always know their source.

      • Agreed. Plus if they slander anybody using incorrect leaks then they could surely be liable to prosecution. They have to be whiter than white which is why I’m willing to trust them.

        I do think that Russia tried to influence the election but I don’t think it had any meaningful effect plus the USA does the same thing in other countries too. In fact I think a wikileaks CIA data dump showed that the CIA interfered in a French election.

    • Also I don’t think Clinton’s personal email server was hacked, just insecure whilst holding/transmitting classified emails.

      She was subpoenaed and instructed to give her server over to the intelligence services but decided to bleach 33,000 emails in violation of a federal investigation, then it turns out that Comey had already written her acquittal letter two months before acquitting her and altered the language to remove any references that could lead to felony charges.

      I think this cunting should probably have been a joint Mueller/Clinton/Comey/DNC/FBI/CIA/Deep State cunting.

    • Kilary Cunton official election spend, $750m

      Cost of Facebook ads officially identified by Facefuck as being placed by those pesckie Ruskies, $100,000

      Yes One hundred thousand dollars.

      Amount of exposure this fact gets in the media……….

      There you go.

  3. Great cunting Mike this russian kookspiracy has gone on long enough and a year later has led to nothing but possible war with russia who are tired of hearing how they hacked the election.

    And I also will add that russia almost single handley defeated ISIS without the useless yanks help and russia is our enemy now because the democrats ran a shite immigrant first identity politics campaign?! explain that to me…

    • This Russia wank has gone on so long now that it’s ridiculous. Over a year of accusations and theories, yet not a scrap of evidence. When ever the latest cunt comes on TV apoplectic becoz Trumps Great Aunt visited the museum at Stalingrad, I mentally turn off. I’m sure the vast majority of people are sick of it.

      • I don’t believe the Russians had any influence on our referendum or Trump’s election. But we shouldn’t kid ourselves – Putin is a scheming psychopathic cunt who’d stop at very little to see the West destabilised and compromised. Russia doesn’t suffer peacefuls and snowflakes lightly.

        Not that Putin has to do much at the moment, with us merrily doing the job for him.

    • If Russia HAD ever hacked, it would have been far too professional for 99.99999 percent to spot.

      Like ’em or not (and on balance I prefer Vlad to the EU cuntbubbles), they are NOT stupid.

      All I had to put up with during the campaign were the usual home-bred twats reading out their appalling drivel over the air…

      • Yeah – if you attempted to leave Vlad’s club, ‘project fear’ would be the least of your worries!

    • Indeed, when I saw the heading of this particular cunting, I thought that someone had taken umbrage with the innocuous Fruit Corner dessert.

  4. This cunt sits alongside the ultra megalomaniac and moralisticaly devoid super cunts Drunker and Verhofftwat (hide your kiddies away). The likes of these psychologically disturbed despots will stop at nothing to smear the names of their opponents in order to prolong their tunnel vision plans. Indeed old cognac breath Drunkit said ‘sometimes it is necessary to lie to get what you want ‘ as flippantly as saying ‘I’m going for a piss’ . I think you would have to travel far beyond the reaches of this solar system to find a lower grade of cunts.

  5. I don’t have the same way of being able to formulate a great cunting like a lot of the cunters here do, I wish I did with the endless amount of cunts my days seem to lead me to.
    Here’s another prime example from our friends at the BBC I happened upon, you may have already caught wind of it, but if not, I know the full extent of the cuntitude on display will be appreciated here.

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/01/19/bbc-still-advertising-positions-exclude-white-people/

  6. I thought Robert Swan invented the light bulb.
    Oh well, learn something new every day…
    (PS. He’s a cunt).

  7. It might just be me but this CUNTS surname …….. KRAUT heritage methinks
    Go on look again at him … you could see him in a nazi uniform with the SS insignias eh
    Just saying !!!!
    The CUNT

  8. Russians are cunts, all of them. I just recently got back from 6 months in Thailand (Pattaya, shit hole) and the place is infested with Russian cunts. Huge brutes with shaven heads and covered in tattoos. And that’s just the women! Pig ignorant and arrogant as fuck, on one occasion I was actually pushed out of the way by a gang of the cunts. The women are chisel faced shrews with an expression like a bulldog chewing a wasp licking a nettle and the kids are noisy little cunts allowed to run riot and do exactly what they like. My apartment was opposite a Russian prostitutes, typical hard faced scrawny blond cunt. She would often just leave bags of garbage outside her door instead of walking 15 meters to put it down the garbage chute. Then she would leave her door open and play loud music while cooking something that smelled like fried onion mixed with dog shit. In her favour she never brought any of her clients back, at least she knew not to shit on her own doorstep but even a dog has sense enough not to do that.

    I have never met a nice Russian, never.

      • Hmmm, moderated reply. I didn’t like the place, it was just all too much. Filthy and ugly place too and packed with the most horrible cunts you are ever likely to share the same air with, Russians being the worst but Chinese, Arabs and Indians weren’t far behind. Will never go back.

      • I agree about Pattaya. Twelve days was enough for me. And I’d really been looking forward to it.

      • Lots of other really nice places in Thailand. Ko Tao is my favourite and I was quite taken with Chiang Mai too.

  9. Is a cunt is a cunt. That’s right cunters, I’m cunting ISAC. I’m moving house at the end of the month, I’ve fucking loads of shit to do and all I do is talk fucking shite on ISAC with a bunch of ( with all due respect ) cunts! I used to smoke fags, quit no problem. Fuck it, I have even smoked crack and heroin on occasion but never got hooked. I don’t do twatter or cuntbook and I don’t even know what instagram is supposed to be for but fuck am I addicted to ISAC. Won’t you all just give it a fucking rest ’till the end of the month? Please…..

    • No no no. I need ISAC. I’m caring for an elderly relative and although I get every evening off, I have to suffer excruciating daytime TV. ISAC is the only thing that keeps me from violence.

      • I have the same problem Skidmark. I’m supposed to be doing the washing up right now, but can’t pull myself away from this fucking site! And the wife’s expecting me to cook a Spag Boll later…

        But CnR’s plea needs to be heard LOUD and CLEAR…No rest for the wicked ISAC cunter!!!

      • Fuck it, you rumbled me! It was a great plan, it would have worked too if not for that pesky Cuntflap!

  10. Dark Forces of any type are beyond the law. It has always been that way.
    Dark Forces are dangerous to your health and welfare. Ask Assange.

  11. Any fucker with a set of cricket stumps at the end of his name is quite clearly a cunt!

  12. I’ve never forgiven the cunt for scoring the goal to knock us out of the 1970 World Cup.

    • What’s all this Alexis Sanchez business? Ok decent enough player but 450K a week?, he is not the best striker in the PL, in fact not even the best in Manchester.

      • And he’s 29. And moody. And not a team player. As an Arsenal supporter, he can go as far as I’m concerned.

  13. “If that fucking bastard wins, we’re all going to be hanging from nooses. You better fix this shit” -Hillary Clinton email to Donna Brazile oct. 17 2016

    What a lovely cunt our Kilary is, eh?….

  14. I wish all these transbender circus act cunts that are infesting the media would just piss off… I don’t give a fuck what the BBPC says, or the Grauniad, or if Vogue or Playboy has a circus freaks special edition… They are not women! They are men dressed up as women!

    If they think I am wrong then show me one of two things:

    1. A vagina…
    2. An XX chromosome…

    This is science… Anything else is going against scientific fact! So fuck off, you cunts!

    • We live in a post mordernist world where there is no objective truth. In the post modernist universe everything is relative to the view point you take, and to a certain point that is true. (Engineers working on artificial intelligence have found this out, they call it frame. Imagine you have a pencil, you can twist and turn it in your hand, move it further away or closer to you so there is a near infinite viewpoints of the pencil, but you still know it is a pencil because over millions of years we have evolved natural human intelligence. But this is very difficult for an artificial intelligence to do.)

      While it is true that there are a close to infinite way of looking at things, there are only a handful of useful ways, only a few perspectives that actually work. But it is this philosophy which is driving today’s madness, the idea that nothing is true and it is very dangerous.

      • There is an alarming number of posts that I pretend to understand when, in actual fact, I’ve got no clue as to what’s been said. I’m quite low on the Darwinian scale, but quite high on the autistic scale (38 out of 50)

  15. Their is a simple solution to the Mueller cunt issue. Simply make it known that he has solid evidence of Hillary Clinton committing numerous criminal acts and is co-operating with an FBI investigation into Hillary and Bill. I guarantee that he will meet with a fatal “accident” within a week.

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