Channel 5 is a cunt.
A whole programme (or mebbe even a series – who knows, who cares??) on:
Britain’s Favourite Biscuit.
Arsebiscuits, arsebiscuits, arsebiscuits.
For viewers north of the border :
Scotland’s Favourite Piece of String.
Nominated by HBelindaHubbard
Sorry , cunters: off topic.
Leftards are cunts. They want John Warboys strung up (I would happily oblige. ) However these mung bean eating, granola crunching ,Sandal wearing corbynites run to thier safe spaces when the UK want to deport non UK nationals after serving sentences for rape! Also they scream RRRRRRRAAAAAAACCCCCCCIIIIIIISSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMM when anyone highlights the alomst exclusive realm of child grooming sex gangs amonst Asian men.
Listen my leftie snowflakes: You can’t have your cake and eat it. Unless you are Camilla Batmangelidjh in which case you eat all the cake!
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Off topic 2
Will Young (sometime singer, X factor winner and general lefty non entity) has registered a ‘hate crime’ after allegedly been called a poofter by a TFL bus driver.
As part of the ongoing investigation, sorry the SJW Twatter fest, he has tweeted the Amir of Londonistan, Sadiq Khunt for help in identifying the perpetrator.
Mmmm now, Sadiq is one of the peacefulls, albeit one who has many faces in his current role in order to appeal to all voters. But here’s the thing, I’d advise Mr Young to be careful as the peacefulls are not generally held up as paragons of virtue and tolerance when it comes to raving homo shirtliflifting batty boys… In fact a good stoning or tall building is preffered in some areas that look to ‘cure’ the gayness.
Will, I’d suggest you man up, being called a poofter is probably the least worst thing that could happen.
Plus it’s accurate!
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Young should be told by the cozzers to stick his ‘hate crime’ up his arse, where he sticks everything else…
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But Will Young is a poofta isn’t he?
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Channel 5 is the Daily Star of television – low quality rubbish produced for a pittance by a gang of penny-pinching cuntards. Made by Fuckwits for Fuckwits
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Apart from some boxing and the World’s Strongest Man.
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And ‘Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!’
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‘Can’t pay, stick on your credit card’
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The Wright Stuff.
Says it all really…
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PS Plain chocolate digestives rule…
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Gotta be the milk chocolate digestive’s for me. I’ll eat a whole pack with a cuppa tea. What a greedy cunt I am.
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Everyone has to like chocolate biscuits otherwise they’re raaaaaaacist.
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Love white chocolate biscuits!
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…..if you don’t like lemon puffs you are an obvious homophobe.
…..if you don’t like Jaffa cakes you are a transphobe ( nobody knows if they are a biscuit or a cake , geddit? )
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Jaffa Cakes rule!
Early TV adverts featured raving poofter Victor Spinetti as the ‘Mad Jaffa Cake Eater’, a browned up peaceful cunt who rode around on a bike surreptitiously stealing and scoffing other people’s Jaffa Cakes, proclaiming “There’s Orangey!”
I once papered an entire wall in my living room with Jaffa Cakes packaging. Aimed to do the whole room, but got fed up with eating the fuckers.
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Mega-cunt-thicko-bitch Dawn Butler on LBC right now calling for Toby Young to be sacked and no-platformed for making jokes on Twatter 8 years ago.
No-platforming a proper educationist who wants to put an end to no-platforming…Mmme…no agenda there then.
Early Saturday morning and my piss is already boiling!
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I have noticed this happening more and more, for example the recent huff about that Saturday Night Live skit about Egypt from over thirty fucking years ago. Such cuntery, Orwell was on the money.
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But it’s alright for Saturday Shite Live to make Trump voters out to be dogs that involuntarily bark ‘Snowflake!’ as an answer to everything, and for celebrislags like Scarlett Johnasson to constantly target Ivanka Trump on the show… Agree entirely about the Orwellian reference, but the hypocrisy of these leftie libfucks is sickening… They’ll go on about equality and ‘hate’, then they’ll be more than happy to throw eggs at their own targets… Cunts…
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So true, the hypocrisy is astounding. They are quick to judge and pull people down (they change the rules in their childish game, e.g. changing the definition of racism to exclude white people).
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And Johansson has the nerve to attack Big Don’s daughter, yet she has whored herself to every big money advertising contract that has ever been thrown at her… From Chinese and Dubai ads, to Sodastream (?!!) in the West Bank… The greedy bitch has done more ads than films (well past double figures), yet she thinks Ivanka is the one without morals?… Daft cow…
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She is rude uppity bint, that one. Her behaviour during PMQ’s is utterly disgeaceful.
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Butler is the greedy old cunt who had her second home less than half an hour away from her first home both right in between parliament. That was in the Brownshit days, no doubt encouraged by motherfucker Blair. Greedy old fucker
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For fucks sake what next ?;
Britains fav pedo ?
Follwed by fav non British pedo thats been locked up – served ( a very small amount of time ) been let out but we dont know where he is !!!!!!
Cunts
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There was a good series on ancient Rome. And bad as 5 is it cant compete with:
X factor, Voice, Strictly, Michael Mac, Mrs fucking Brown, any reality ‘made in or real housewives of or love island’
And Victoria has to be the pits. Remaking history so the reactionary old cow and her arselickers were somehow ‘enlightened’
My favourite biscuit is the air biscuit by the way.
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Victoria –
Trailer I saw had a young Queen Vic wandering the streets of London kissing a rather well dressed black child on the forehead.
1. Queen empress unlikely to be wandering the streets of London
2. Unlikely to be a black child wandering about either
3. Unlikely to be black people full stop
4. Dress of aforementioned young child unlikely to be so fine – especially if an immigrant in Victorian times
5. The Queen Empress kissing a common street child? Do me a fucking favour!
Historical accuracy at it’s finest..
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The Mrs has been watching it on Netflix or suchlike. Loads of bollocks inserted about her facing “sexism” etc.
Utter shit and the real Queen Victoria wasn’t anywhere near as shaggable as Jenna Coleman is (when she shuts up anyway)…
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That’s almost as hilarious as having darkies and parking stanleys in the Welsh Guards in 1881… As seen on Doctor Who, where else?…
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Not so much singing ‘men of Harlech’, more like ‘men of Harambe’…..
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Breaking news.
Some nonentity off X Factor called a poof by a bus driver. Oooh. Find him a safe space. Get the hate crime squad on it.
Give me fucking strength.
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Biscuits are bad things and make you fat and give you cancer and aids and strokes and things so the only ones I eat are Go Cat.
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I have to eat healthy biscuits like Ryvita Dark Rye which cost about a quid although you can get crispbreads from Aldi for about half the price. Another one is Pagen Krisprolls which used to be £1.19 but Asda have just put the price up to £1.49 the thieving cunts.
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I like air biscuits
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Only thing I ever saw on 5 was a repeat of Prisoner Cell Block H when I came home pissed from the pub in the 90s… Channel 5 is, of course, scum televsion… Made by scum, starring scum, and watched by scum…
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The Wright Stuff in the early days with that pair of smug cunts Matthew Wright and O’Shithead, don’t know how anyone’s TV survived without a foot through it. As for biscuits, Mandlescum is partial to a chocolate finger so I hear.
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While on the subject of shite TV channels: UK Gold are proper cunts.. All they ever have on is Only Fools & Horses (and usually the crap later ones, featuring Raquel the man hating cunt)… Then there are their ‘Best Moment’ programmes: where they butcher shows like Only Fools and Morecambe & Wise… They put on a classic sketch and then have some celebrity cunt trumpet babble crap all the way through it… Then there’s the worst bit of these shows: a narcissistic celebricunt (David Baddiel, Phil Jupitus, Miranda Horse or some other twat) will be filmed laughing at a TV screen that they can see but the viewer can’t… Said celebrity fuckwit will yap on about how funny the thing is, and then show him/herself laughing at it… What a load of fucking turd…
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All dumbed down cuntage, targeting the already perilously infantilised white population . Part of the libtard conspiracy? Yow decide…
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Mrs still wants to see that Last Jedi crap (my unsavoury remarks about Daisy Ridley only partially doing the trick)…. I’m leaning towards Jumanji… Yeah, it’s going to be a pile of crap, but Karen Gillan in very short shorts is tempting…
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Wiil Young : uppity poof from pop idol…..
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I wonder what biscuits peacefuls would eat, something with an explosion of flavour, no doubt.
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