Popular culture – what a load of cunt.
Music –Aimed at 12 year-old girls. Bland, repetitive, lacking excitement. Boy bands, girl bands and endless female warblers like Bouncy, Swift, Perry , Adele. Then we are presented with the phenomenally untalented Harry Styles and his solo career. Fuck me it was thin enough in his fucking supergroup of Cowelised, autotuned posers. Add in assorted rappers who actually think they are musicians and the picture is complete.
Film- Seems to be aimed at 12 year-old boys. Superheroes, cartoons. Batman vs Superman for fucks sake. Disneyfied, soppy, cloying animations for pre 12 year-olds and fucking Romcoms for post 15 year-old. Are no films or music intended for grown-ups anymore?
TV – Endless fucking badly acted, poorly scripted identikit soap operas. The whole ITV output is dire. The reality shows are not just targeted at window lickers, it is necessary to actually lick the window while watching.
Right-on shite and right-on shite comedians.
Everywhere you look popular culture has reached rock bottom. Until they think up more shite.
Nominated by Cunstable Cuntbubble
At least it’s only a very slight sidestep into much more splendid shores. The wealth of non-mainstream movies and music are a wonder to behold if you simply go a little left-field. Perhaps us independant thinkers should be glad that this fucking dirge exists to entertain the cud-chewing masses of borderline mongs and slack-jawed fuckwits? Keeps them from getting their sticky fingers and dribbly tongues on more splendid fare.
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You’re fucking right! British TV is wank, serious drama is an overacted tryhard joke, and thats the best if it. And the films! Fuck me it’s all for kids like you say, and the cookie cutter cgi bullshit, its all the same.
A couple of years ago in an office job ALL (yes all) of the 20 something “women” I was aquainted with loved cgi movies and disney wank and knew all the words ti frozen. My cries of “where are all the grown ups” fell on deaf ears.
We’re fucked, fuck these cunts!
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bang on mate !!
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It’s all part and parcel of a bigger truth: This country is terminally fucked!
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All this shite contains all of the ingredients as directed by the pc stasi. ” One black one one white one and one with a bit of shite on.” “We all stand together” “One world one being” Shite Shite Shite.
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Not forgetting “one with a fairy light on”…
It’s DARK up them back passages !
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Mother-in-Law (who was otherwise much more than decent) used to leave R2 on when out of the house, for the benefit of the budgie, who was defo not a cunt.
One evening, Father-in-Law (cunt) was preening himself in front of mirror, near budgie’s cage, and called out:
“How do I look ?”
Without hesitation, Fred the budgie replied:
“It’s a bleeder !!”
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‘Popular’ + ‘Culture’ = ‘Oxymoron’
It boils my piss, but black illiterates informing oily arty interviewers, in barely comprehensible patois, that their filthy doggerel chanting to ripped-off d&b beats, aka rap, constitutes their ‘culture’ …that turns on full reheat, and the emission of superheated steam at high pressure.
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rap is a four-letter word.
The initial C is silent.
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Bit off topic ( but in keeping with theme)
Is anyone booked up to see the Scottish First Minister in PANTO this year ?
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If not dont worry as she appears in the SNP PANTO most weeks just not at the kings theatre but at the Scottish parliament building
Snp = cunts
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One of life’s mysteries is TV advertising. One in particular I don’t understand is how the fuck Johnny Depp digging a hole in the sand is supposed to make me want to buy after shave! You couldn’t make it up.
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That advert makes me want to smash a certain Celebricunt over the head with his own shovel.
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Seconded!!
If the intention of depps advert was to fuckin annoy the living daylights out of people Well fuckin done you Cunts!
But it’s only lightweight compared to the paddy powers warbling razza!! That Cunts constant bleating sends me into orbit!! After moaning about absolutely everything doesn’t the cunt eventually say “at least we’ve got the best seats in the house “ ?😡
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I’d ban all gambling advertising if I could: Gambling sold to the masses is an utter scourge and those who make their living from it or allow it are massive cunts.
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He donated his fat fee to charity( possibly).
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Either that or his demented ex- Amber Heard, sucked the money up…
Let’s face it, she’s sucked everything else….
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How about “Torture Free” on the back of a birthday card for fuck’s sake. Who the fuck cares if they put some cunt on the rack until he agreed to make the card?
My principal emotion these days is Sheer Disbelief. Some people are actually looking for stuff ,saying to the assistant “It doesn’t say it’s torture free ,is it? ”
“No you pinbrained little foreskinwart, it isn’t ,we put the little brown cunt’s bollocks in a vice until he made it”
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Excellent post TB….. made me chuckle…..👍
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I have to be put on the rack before I’ll write a fucking card, so perhaps it means it wasn’t sent under torture…..
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That’s actually one of the funniest posts I’ve ever read.
I just love the exasperation.
Brilliant.
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Current trend for bringing back classics and then murdering them as some way of bringing them to a new audience is a cunt. They were of their day and rebooting ‘Open All Hours’ and ‘Porridge’ with some modern day PC slant is just lazy cunty unimaginative writers and TV networks. However did see The League of Gentlemen last night and was still dark as fuck, Mark Gatiss is still a cunt too.
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Open all hours and porridge certainly are shite. Without Barker they are no better than the general shit. Am recording the League of Gentlemen. It will be one of my precious things.
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The League Of Gentleman was ace last night… Taking the piss out of PC bollocks… Which is ironic, considering Gatiss thoroughly embraced it in Doctor Who and Sherlock…
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Glad to hear LOG has got the thumbs up, personal favourite of mine……
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Imagine a creature born from a love tryst between Brian Blessed and a warthog.
Now imagine the dreadful racket it makes when it emits its mating call.
You will hear an identical, lovesick sound dribbling from the mouth of Adele. Most of her songs appear to be based on the premise of her being dumped and then her stalking said dumper.
Utter cockwash.
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Adele is always torturing some workplace or other (usually mine), as the cunts have her on the radio almost every day… Yesterday it was some crap called ‘The Rumour Has It’… Doesn’t the silly fat cow know that people say ‘Rumour has it’ and that there is no fucking ‘the’? Thick as fuck… Then there’s that ‘Rolling In The Deep’ shite: with such masterly lyrics as ‘I’m gonna make your head burn’… And if anyone rolled in the deep they would cowing drown… And why can’t the daft mare speak/sing properly? She pronounces simple words like ‘all’ as ‘Oww-urr’ (as in ‘we almost had it oww-urr’ or ‘we could have had it oww-urr’)… And Paul is spot on about every song Adele has ever done… They’re etiher about being dumped or getting revenge on bloke who did the dumping… Utter bollocks and a load of ‘wimmins music’ cunt…
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TV is so fucking unimaginative to the extent that their idea of a new show is to bring back old shit like The Generation Game with those two lanky lezzies, or The Price Is Right with ueber-pansy Alan Carr.
When will they think of making new shows or at least spicing up old ones – how about Porno Question Time: Anna Soubry and Emily Thornberry stark bollock naked discussing topical problems, but when they can’t agree they fight it out by wrestling in mud. Then the loser has to give Dimbleby a soapy tit wank, and the winner gets to sit on his face
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The Generation Game should be brought back with Jezza Clarkson as host and Rachel Riley in a bikini….
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Oddly, you forgot a possible cuntribution from The Flabbott. Thank Dog.
On a down side, I think I am going to have nightmares about what noises The Dimblebore makes during a tit wank
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I actually think ‘ Someone like You’ is a great great song.
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But Adele Arbuckle’s voice is like a camp air raid siren… She could ruin any song int history by squawking all over it…
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UK Popular Cunture 2017….
An ugly tuneless ginger gremlin is the biggest recording artist in Britain…
The iconic Doctor Who is (as of December 25th) a box ticking Femstapo lezza…
A squawking fat chav is the biggest (literally) female recording artist in Britain….
A bogtrotting piss poor Old Mother Riley rip-off is the biggest comedy programme…
A bunch of ugly miming only trollops are the biggest recording ‘band’ in Britain….
A gulf fascist state’s plaything is top of the Premier League (Man Fucking Shitty)…
The Stone Roses didn’t put out a new album after all (lazy fucking cunts!)….
Noel Gallagher is now doing football punditry on the telly (see Man Shitty)….
Complete cunts like Fanny Lineker and Lily the Knickerless Mong are seen as wells of wisdom and oracles by Twittermongs and Facebook bellends…
Shite like Bananarama and Spandau Ballet are now seen as musical ‘legends’ and their reunions treated like it was Hendrix or Elvis back from the grave….
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Perfect way to avoid seeing ‘The Last Jedi’… Tell my Mrs (who wants to see it) that I would also like to see it… in order to ogle Daisy Ridley’s arse… Cue ‘We’re not going then!’ and that’s that… Foolproof… Lovely stuff…
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here’s a Christmas treat. it has the added bonus of being introduced by James Corden. enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qemWRToNYJY
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His hand signalling appeared rather masturbatory.
Perhaps tugging off some invisible midget.
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Poor old Slubberguts Corden is obviously blind if he thinks that pop tart is beautiful. The oily cunt has really mastered the art of arselicking. He will be an MP next
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160 MILLION VIEWS!
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Here’s a bit of culture for you……..channel 5 tonight……Britains Favourite Biscuit…..with Joe Swash.
Enjoy🤮
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Arse biscuits. Feck
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next week Britains favourite Cheese.
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knob cheese feck feck feck (min. 15 characters feck)
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“Reality TV” = Freak shows for the modern age. I refuse to watch any of it ’cause it’s all a load of distasteful bollox.
Those who watch it are closet cunts, and those who go to work and start the day with “did you see (insert Srictly, Apprentice, X-wank, or any of the other dross as appropriate)” instantly mark themselves out as utter, utter cunts.
Vomit vomit vomit vomit.
Cunts!
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