Mad Mike Hughes

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Mad Mike Hughes.
What a cunt.

He is one of the ‘flat earth’ lot. Doesn’t believe in science, but has built a rocket in which he plans to fly (kill himself in). If he survives he’s gonna run for governor in California.

And I quote: “I’m a walking reality show.”
No, you’re not.

“I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the area, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula.”
Okay then.

This guy is making himself a poster boy for regression. Actually glamorising the deliberate act of willful ignorance. It’s bad enough there are old testamenters, but this flat earth lot are another level.

Idiocy of this nature appeals to children because of its playful naivety. In this way future generations can be affected by these fools and steer our species back to the swamps.
This is why he is a cunt.

Nominated by Cuntflap

54 thoughts on “Mad Mike Hughes”

  1. Soon to be an incinerated, dead cunt too, given the general nature of home made rockets.
    Daft fucking twat…

  2. Hid beliefs no more absurd than a few billion Moslems, Christians, Hindus, Mormons, Scientologists etc etc.

    • Not to mention the fact that there are plenty of arrogant, ignorant and downright foolhardy scientists* ready to unwittingly return the human race to the swamps. Mike Hughes is most certainly crackers but, frankly, he’s just a sideshow.

      * Most of whom have forgotten – if they ever knew – that the original Latin term, scientia, means knowledge, not a half-baked but in vogue theory that *may* be superficially attractive enough to bring a lucrative research grant their way.

  4. Of course mongs and bellends on social media encourage this cunt, and wankwombles like the ABBC also will cover this buffoon’s antics as ‘news’… Another famous for nothing cunt who should be sectioned…

    • I’d encourage the nutter too,Norman. I like the thought of some daft Cunt blowing himself up strapped to a home-made rocket. More people should try it.

      • He gets others to kill themselves instead of taking the seat himself. Another shitebag.

        Necker island is quite an appropriate name for his residence though they shouldn’t have been allowed to drop “Brass” from its title.

        Just in case we have any loyal to the hairy face arsehole, I came across this earlier which tells you what he thinks of our government, our NHS and its patients who are being deprived as a result.

        Clearly our ex clowns helped make it happen, Smeg & Scameron. How long are we going to pay the price for these dickheads mistakes?

        https://leftfootforward.org/2017/12/virgin-care-just-sued-the-nhs-for-a-fortune-but-the-tories-and-lib-dems-made-it-possible/

        We need someone to come in and run this country as a business, who can negotiate deals, who can work a calculator (fuck off Flabott) and make steps to balance the books, stop pouring aid money down foreign drains and instead, keep it in GB for use by British people and our organizations in need first.

  5. I remember the cunt Eval Knieval bottling over the Grand Canyon stunt! No fucker mentioned he had parachutes at the time. I watched that fucking con to see a good fucking smash and fuck all!!! I tell you these cunts are useless self promoting arsehole bandito’s.

    • My dad took me to Wembley to see Evel Knievel when he tried to jump the buses, of the many freak show warm up acts was a man who jumped off of a high platform into a paddling pool? WTF
      After what seemed about a weekends wait evel came out jumped and dutifully fell off and injured himself!!
      The highlight of the day was without question my cod and chips on the way home…..

  7. Mike sounds like one of those proper ‘only in America cunts’ however maybe we could all chip in a few bucks for the naming rights to his Roman Candle, id go for Challenger 2 and get him to take that pair of uber cunts Geldof and Bono up into oblivion with him. That’s a show I’d pay very good money to watch.

  8. Faith schools, as much as a contradiction as an atheist vicar, teach shit like this, and so much worse. Humanity has definitely peaked, and is on the downward slope.

  9. I’m currently in an ongoing conversation/argument with a tin foil hat wearing flat earther.
    So I’d like to cunt the U.N. for using the flat earth map as their emblem, which is also annoyingly divided into 33 sections.

  10. I just went to cast my vote for coty 2017 and there’s no guy verhovstadt.
    I’ve been looking forward to voting for that cunt for ages.
    It’d be nice if the British government would tell him for us, but that’s doubtful seeing as they’re all clambering to get their tongues up his bumhole.

    I’ll vote according to the list but please spare a thought for the monumental cunt that is guy verhovstadt this Christmas.

    • Guess we’re going to have to settle for ‘The EU’ and ‘Barnier’ but, yes I agree with you that Verhofstad – as well as Drunker – are monumental cunts!

      I suppose the question is ‘how many options can you put in a poll?’ although the BBC manage a dozen for sports cunt of the year. Suppose that’s why there’s no sporting category this year because Al BBCeera have already done it.

      Frankly I don’t want to spoil my Christmas by thinking about that cunt for one second! Hope he gets piles…

  11. He had to cancel – the US Bureau of Land Management stepped in, and he had ‘mechanical problems’ ( the trailer/launcher broke down ) The flight was apparently to verify that the earth is flat (because everything ever done by any space agency anywhere is fake news), and sadly for those hoping for incineration, the rocket was to be steam-powered. Surprisingly, this is possible, and involves a pressure-vessel full of very hot water: he’d be a boiled cunt rather than a roasted one, but it’s possibly marginally safer than using chemical propellants in a vehicle assembled from scrap bits. A cunt, certainly, and a mad cunt, but less dangerous than any politician, because if it goes horribly wrong, he’s the one who gets it in the neck.

  12. Attention seeking cunt. I’ll show the cunt how flat a fuckin cricket bat is as it crashes into his empty skull. Cunt.

  13. And his rocket was going to be steam powered.

    Fucking idiot, deserves to die in a ball of flaming water.

  14. Fucking hell. There are some people who are so thick I’m surprised they can perform bodily functions. Why does the fucking horizon disappear? If he was a pet madagascan screaming cockroach, you’d have it put down.

  15. Didn’t the “it” girls (“it” being a suffix to “sh” – Sloane Ranger cunts) Tamara Beckwith and Tara Palmer Tomkinson (God rest he Gaultier encrusted soul) used to be members of this society?

    Oh, that’s right, that was the “Flat Chest” society…

  17. Don’t get me started on flatties, they argue like children, move the goal post and put their fingers in their ears and use ad hominems if you present them with evidence. Check out the videos on YouTube by Martymer 81 he does a series called Flat Out Wrong. Very smart guy.

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