Dead Pool [77]

Congratulations to myself (Shaun) who has won Deadpool 76 by picking the former King Of Romania King Michael who has died at the grand old age of 96.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 77.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)
Liam Miller
Johnny Hallyday
Rayya Elias
Mark E Smith
Shane MacGowan

67 thoughts on “Dead Pool [77]

  1. Tessa Jowell
    Woody Allen
    Richard Wilson
    Cloris Leachman
    Madeleine Albright

    Nice one Shaun..

  2. Congratulations Shaun.
    My nom’s
    Herman Wouk
    Stanley Baxter
    Doris Day
    Tony Bennett
    Martin Sheen

  3. We need a few more dead Romanians if you ask me.
    Lord Heseltine
    June Whitfield
    Everton Weekes
    Sylvia Sims
    Jack Charlton

  4. Christ that was quick and most orf me best noms filched already. Bastards.

    Roy Hudd
    Fenella Fiefding
    Tony Bennett
    Rhonda Fleming
    Con Clusky

      • Thank you so much for that information old heart. May you take it up the arse without lubrication.
        Meanwhile I will nap

        Albert Finney

        • Thank you for your kind thoughts old trout , but I’ll stick with the cocoa and hot muffins if you don’t mind.
          Cold snap on the way, hope you haven’t spent the winter fuel allowance on brandy and port.
          Toodle-oo.

  5. Well done Shaun.

    Angela Lansbury
    Jimmy armfield
    Bobby Charlton
    Colin Powell
    Richard Chamberlain

  6. Smartass cunt Shaun.
    My nominations
    Theresa May
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Alex Salmond
    Angela Merkel
    Hilary Cunton

    Any one of them will do……..

  7. Nice one, Shaun…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Pete Murray
    Eileen Derbyshire

  8. Noam Chomsky
    George Soros
    Ric Flair
    Leon ‘Vader’ White
    Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer

  9. Terry Jones
    Jerry Maren (Last surviving munchkin)
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Patricia Routledge
    John Savident.

  10. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    The cunts.

  11. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Joss Ackland
    Jesse Ventura
    Steven Williams (out of the X Files)

  12. Lily Allen
    Keith Allen
    Alfie Allen
    Kevin Allen (the uncle)
    Alison Allen (the mum)

  13. Congrats! Well done!
    Here’s mine:
    David attenborough (natural causes)
    Harrison ford (natural causes)
    Dianne abbott (myocardial infarction)
    Jeremy corbyn (traumatic rhabdomyolysis)
    Paloma faith (traps herself against door trying to peel an orange through the letterbox)

    Worrying time when someone wins, thank god noone nominated mine before me!

  14. I’m sure Christine Keeler has been nominated in the past, but not apparently this time round. For a moment I thought we were going to have another double in the same day.

    • Indeed a favourite a few years back. Knew the filly in an across the room sort orf way in the early sixties. Dodgy teeth but quite a honey trap.

      • As an after thought she made a double act with Mandy Rice Davis who had rather a fetching daughter. I had the honour orf presenting the little minx in one orf me productions dedicated to the appreciation orf the female form.

  15. Olivia Newton John
    Sean ‘beat the missus’ Connery
    David Soul
    Val Kilmer
    David Hedison (Felix in Bond films)

  16. Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Jan Michael Vincent
    George P Shultz

    That is Mary Wilson, Harolds widow

    When will these stubborn fuckers just shuffle off?

  17. According to the ‘find’ thingy, none of the following are taken:
    Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Euan Blair
    Nicky Blair
    Katharine Blair.

    (Tony’s in Egypt today)

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