Zoe Ball has always annoyed me to the extreme, and since it is 8 years since she was cunted here (where curiously she got her two noms within 3 months of each other), it is high time to cunt this specimen, kicking and screaming, into 2017.
One of the more infuriating members of that whole 90’s TFI Friday/Priory Clinic ‘sleb crowd, she boils down to just another loud, vapid, talentless, shouty-cunty presenter in the same vein as Tess Daly, Cuntia Winkleman, Clare Balding etc etc. However, this well-worn slag has additional cuntitude by virtue of her being a home-wrecking drunken cunt who would rather spend her late forties dragging her grotesquely distended minge around London nightclubs than being a mother.
Her outpouring of woe for her recently-deceased latest squeeze – after knowing him for all of twenty minutes – rounded off what a colossal cunt she is.
Side-cunting for Johnny Ball for giving birth to such an omnicunt as Zoe.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
The womans audible output is the very definition of verbal diarrhoea.
I am grateful for this cunting as I have never been able to listen to her for more than 30 seconds without becoming visibly angry and then telling her to shut her stupid fucking mouth.
Shut up. Fucking shut the fuck up you stupid fucking brainless moron.
Thank you cunters!
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Zoe Ball is a nonentity. How in fuck she has been propelled to “stardom” is beyond me. She’s not even worth a wank !
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Good old Tango man! A fucking idiot but what an entertainer! Who the fuck is this bird?
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You mentioned Claudia Winkleman, all i can say is never trust a woman whose eyes are so far apart that she looks like a lizard
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And she’s lost her neck somewhere too. Amazingly untalented tart that is utterly unshaggable and therefore not fit for any purpose.
Release the hounds,Smithers!
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I’d love to smash Claudia Winklemansteinberg but then again I have a thing for Jewish chicks. Hey Kravdarth, I don’t suppose you have any sisters or female cousins I could have a crack at do you?
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Same here. Always had a thing for Jewish women or raven haired birds.
Corinne Drewery from Swing Out Sister was legit trouser-burstingly hot in her day.
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Incredible! I have never knowingly been exposed to this cunt. I say “cunt” because TECB undoubtedly knows his onions and his cunts, so if TECB says she’s a cunt that’s good enough for me. Ms. Ball is a cunt.
Just need to Google Johnny now to find who the fuck he is.
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The Donald has publicly rebuked Treeza Hunchback, after her virtue-signalling on his ‘anti Islam’ retweet yesterday. His direct response:
“don’t focus on me, focus on the destructive Radical Islamic Terrorism that is taking place within the United Kingdom. We are doing just fine!”
Hard to argue with that. Now fuck of you ghoulish cunt and concentrate on the Brexit shaftings.
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I dont disagree on Islam Love the May and every cunt has for lovers of Allah but cunts shooting kids in Church and open firing from Hotel rooms into concerts he seems to sweep over with his hair every morning the smarmy cunt.
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I’d like to think Zoe balls ’20 minute’ deceased partner killed himself because of the thought of being tethered to that fucking man beast for the rest of his life, but alas it wasn’t. He’d had financial difficulties brought on by the same accountant as we had. Ironically a lot of AL-BBC employees were as well, including Fiona Bruce!
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I would like to issue a cunting to an unknown employee of the charity Crisis. Said employee, who I believe is actually paid money, has invited me to make a homeless personhave a good Christmas. For £26.08. This cunt actually woke up one morning and thought “what is a motivational amount to ask of people? I know. £26.08!!”
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I heard that too – nearly fell out my bath chair! These Crisis cunts appear to know nothing about fooling the public into parting with their wherewithal. It’s not rocket science. It’s basic cunt psychology:
Call it £25.99 and you’ll double the cuntflow!
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Zoe Ball is indeed a talentless cunt, but her Dad had a TV series called Jonny Ball Reveals All.
Surely Operation Yewtree should investigate?
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He must be one of the last 70s children’s entertainers still standing.
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Johnny Ball ended up being ostracised from the BBC for declaring that man made climate change was a load of bollocks, which also put an end to his xmas science lectures.
Must be worth a few plus points unless he backtracked when he saw the money disappearing…
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He does deserve credit for sticking up two fingers to the Al-BBC mantra.
But being co-defendant in creating Zoe cuntly Ball is extremely fucking serious. I’m not sure he can be fully pardoned.
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I always my suspicions about Bungle from Rainbow personally. Dodgy, furry faced fucker.
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LOL. Chris Tarrant concerns me, especially when he initially branded Yewtree an “unnecessary witchhunt”.
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Zoe ball sucker falls into the same category as Jo “no eyes” Whiley. A fkn loud mouth talentless cunt whos employment should consist of nothing more than cleaning toilets in McDonald’s. Another al bbc shill, whiley used open her gob and let shit fall out for right on radio 1. Promotion of non entity bands as the next big thing. How did she get her job ? I do believe her cock socket was getting filled by a music industry person. As the cunt progressed from flogging shit bands on radio 1 and also presenting the middle class atrocity Glastonbury she was then picked up by the producer for radio 2 and continues to – yep you guessed it. Open her gob and let shit spew forth. If you don’t know who she is, please don’t waste valuable time looking. Just Google ‘sewerage pipe while shit runs out of it. Off topic but she was part of the whole isnt Britain great with brit pop and brit lit and brit art 90’s movement. No it wasn’t and never will be.
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“Off topic but she was part of the whole isnt Britain great with brit pop and brit lit and brit art 90’s movement. No it wasn’t and never will be.”
I did look up whether these sorts of 90s ‘slebs had a collective name – I’ve always just referred to them as the TFI/priory crowd (because if they weren’t seen at one, they were at the other). Jo Whiley, Zoe Ball, Chris Evans, Danny Baker, Jamiroquai, Terry Christian, Danni Behr, Oasis, Damien Hirst, a load of other forgotten cunts… apparently, they are referred to as the ‘E Generation’.
I much prefer the ‘C Generation’.
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Reads like a list of Tony Bliars “Cool Britannia” shit squad.
Send them all into space, without a pressure suit…
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Firing squad would quicker and more cost effective. (Don’t forget to have them dig their own trench first).
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Apparently the rather lovely Danni Behr now sells real estate in LA. Who knew? Listening to The Two Mikes is both entertaining and educational.
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Top Ten 90s celebridee Britcunts (Cue 70s TOTP music):
1. Ginger Cunt Evans
2. Spice Girls (all of ’em)
3. Damon Albarn
4. Zoe Ball
5. Noel ‘Igor’ Gallagher
6. Baddiel and Skinner
7. Jay Kay (aka Jamirocunt)
8. Ulrika -Kunt- Kunt -Kunt! (technically Swedish, but still a cunt)
9. Sadie Frost/Pearl Lowe (same thing: both debauched coked up posh slags)
10. Lighthouse Family (there music is evil… Simple as that)
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How could I forget Hugh Grant? A monumental 90s Britcunt…. And all those 90s NeverEnders cunts: Bianca and Rickay, Martine McCuntcheon, Jack Ryder, Ver Mitchell Bruvvas, Natalie Stallone- Cassidy, those Eyetie Demarco cunts etc…
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And don’t forget the late, ungreat Tara Palmer-Tompkinson. What an enormous cunt she was – I remember watching that Frank Skinner show when she came on utterly blotto and coked up.
Now Baddiel and Skinner were two of the biggest cunts of the 90s in their own right. Three Cunts on a Shirt, anyone?
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B and s. I steadfastly refused to type their full names. The brummy cunt and the 4 be 2. Another great cunting TECB. All of these names bringing back nightmare style flashbacks of the cunting 90’s. Danni Behr in the day would have got a mean old fucking from yours truly but as my cock isn’t 2 ft wide I’d fail to touch the sides.
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“no eyes”, shill and cock socket. Toxic Bob loving the cut of your jib, fella, proper way with words.
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Well thank you kind sir
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I was unaware that her partner topped himself. Cleary a sad moment for all concerned.
Suicide is no laughing matter.
I had to put my own attempt to end it all, on hold, after receiving a paper cut from my suicide note…
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Similar thing with me but I decided to push ahead even with the paper cut but due to the leaky byro, I got ink in the cut and had to rush to a&e. Wouldn’t want to die of blood poisoning now.
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Wasn’t this tart tethered to that monumental and talentless cunt Fatboy Slim, the “DJ”? Yeah, playing other people’s records and adding your own ‘beats’ and Star Trek sound effects does not a musician make. Utter wanker!
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I remember Zoe Ball being on that ‘Fantasy Football League’ shite on BBC2…. She told Monkey Features Skinner and Supercunt Baddiel that she was a ‘lifelong’ Man United fan… Well, since 1993 anyway… To a since the Docherty era Stretford Ender like myself that was annoying enough… But then the daft bitch appears at a ‘Showbiz Charidee Match’ wearing a Liverpool shirt… A cunt of the highest order…
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Christ, you’ve reminded me of all those ‘charity’ football matches they had in the 90s. I remember one where Liam and Albarn squared up to each other, and another with timeless cunt Rod Stewart.
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Rather liked FFL Norman, even Skinner and Baddiel, Statto and Jeff Ashley.
Took the piss out off football but in a relatively respectful way I thought.
Remember the episode in where she admitted to being a lifelong Man U fan, with the predictable boos from the studio audience.
Never watched anything with her in apart from that one show but happy to add my endorsement to proceedings just for her choosing to be a Man U supporter.
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Astle.
FFS spellcheck.
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