Silly job titles are due a good cunting.
For instance, “Customer Service Executives” are not rich old executive codgers in a corner office doing themselves in the arse all day with a fountain pen. They are of course the minimum wage plebs who ensure we receive the universally rotten standards of customer service that we have become accustomed to.
Noninated by Junior Emergency Cunting Operative
I saw one for ‘Cleaning Glazier Operative’ the other week, window cleaner to non cunts.
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In my local subway there’s a notice on the counter that’s says if your unsure of what sauce you want with your meal ask the
SANDWICH ARTIST?? What Cunt thought of that?
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Went to a Subway the other day in Wembley, was hungary and needed some breakfast. No bacon in sight all Halal and it was like eating a baguette with not much filling. Fuck Subway, nasty shit.
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Subway on my no-eat list. Along with kfc, Warburtons and kingsmill.
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The term you are looking for is “Vision technician”
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The most ridiculous job title of recent note. ” Prime Minister”
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I knew a refuse technician once.this didn’t only mean bin man,it also means you are a council jobs worth who can park your bin lorry at rush our in flowing traffic and then whine when people will try to get around the lorry you stupid fucks or dump the bins wherever you want once you’ve decided not to empty it cuz of a paper wrapper and then the best bit is hanging around at xmass hinting for a tip……well here it is…don’t stick your hand in the back of the telly you cunts…….
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I used to rewire old electrical goods prior to putting them in the bin, never forget the looks on their faces when they took them out the top of the bin and put them in the cab of the wagon with all the other prized goods and pop bottles.
Would have loved to have seen some of the switch on moments. Ended up the cunts stopped liberating anything I left them, so I must have done something right.
I started leaving my electrical goods in the neighbours bins for a while after that.
Dumped old porn mags on the tops of neighbours rubbish bin while out last thing with the dog. The wagon ended parked up with about 10 of the cunts in the cab at the end of the road, the bin guy with the wheelbarrow bin and the driver of the roadsweeper rendezvoused shortly after. Cunts had that shite radio system shared with the taxis. “Breaker breaker, we got a porn stash”. Pervy Cunts.
These multiple bins have spoiled things a bit.
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As i don’t know what bookmarks are i Google ‘ is a cunt’ to come on here. Today it’s gone.
It used to be the second option after Wikipedia’s description of the word ‘cunt’
‘Older posts’ now appears as fourth choice when I’m sure it wasn’t there before.
Anyway, as I’m a luddite, i don’t know if this means anything, bit just thought the admins would like to know in case it does.
Viva ISAC!!!
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I’m having to Google ‘Vodafone is a cunt’ to get in here.
Searching silly job title is a cunt has no results.
Wtf is going on?
By the way, Jon Venables was cunted in 2010 so the other days cunting of him should have been Jon Venables (2). Ah, well.
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Thought it was just me Birdman.
My usual is a cunt has also disappeared from Google search.
Google. Cunts.
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Me too! Google ( or the flabbott ) is trying to spoil our fun!
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Google has a mind of its own birdman. Depending on your Web browser, but on my phone I type in I and is a cunt is usually the first choice. You can set is a cunt to be your default page when you open your browser as well, look in the preferences.
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Cheers Black and White cunt. I’d follow your instructions but truthfully, i never understood them.
I do nuffin on t’internet apart from look up porn, music and sport until one day a certain Brendan Rodgers pissed me off one too many times and i needed to know if anyone out there thought he was a cunt too.
I found ISAC in my first ever venture beyond my interests. Very lucky for me, but not so much for yous cunts.
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It’s a pleasure to having your company on this website for cunting the cunts birdman, thought you’d gone the other day. Didn’t hear from you for a while. How’s life in Spain these days?
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Been really fuckin busy.
A couple of months ago my shifts changed to permanent days, so no three on three off anymore.
It’s only the second time I’ve done days in my life.
Add to that, I’ve been moving house.
When i came here on my tod, i had two big holdalls. Now, with them two, its taken me over a week to get stuff sorted.
My brains fried and it’showing in my thoughts and posts, more than it usually does.
I’m fucked and this reply took ages.
Toot toot. 🙂
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It’ll come good in the end, use the hash meditation to get through it.
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Disappeared from my most recently visited sites?
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Director as in director of a business.
I know its not a stupid job title but it is when cunts call themselves it when they only have one employee.
Cunts used to be joiners and have an apprentice. Now they are Director at Joiner johns carpenter and plasterers.
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If anyone asks my job title I tell them ‘Washout’ or ‘Layabout’. The wife, who can be a bit Hyacinth Bouquetty, prefers to call me ‘Retired’.
Which is ridiculous as I work far harder now and do longer hours than I ever did as a cunt wage slave.
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For me the job title ‘Workshy Layabout’ fits the bill nicely.
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I am the Associate Teaboy.
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From my experience, the longer the job title, the more pointless the job. So called BBC are good at this. I have had a few of these titles myself as I finished off a career in manufacturing with 8 years in the public sector. I was the only cunt amongst 30 or so ‘experts’ who had actually made things. If memory serves I was ‘skills fund project manager, engineering, manufacturing, construction and logistics’ I did next to fuck all, with no accountability for a good salary and pension pot. And guess who paid? Yes, the EU development fund. ie Us. The EU paperwork was horrendous but I had administrators who actually did the work. I served no real purpose except to put on bid documents as an expert. Happy, boring days.
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Middle East Peace Envoy, talk about pissing in the wind.
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Middle east peace envoy?
Got to be a lying, two faced, back stabbing cunt with no shame or conscience for that job. Experience in dealing with animals would be of benefit.
Also someone who is prepared to go to work in the knowledge they are totally wasting their time.
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A long time ago I worked for a company and the guy I worked for was a right laugh and he let us plebs choose our job title. I went with International Financial and Monetary Director. I was an accounts clerk.
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All these are real ‘positions’….
Sandwich Artist – Makes butties for very shit wages
Retail Guru – Do all the monkeywork, but still come up with loads of ideas, which boss will nick and get credit for
Team Leader – A lackey to order about all the other lackeys, so ‘Team Leader’ gets staff hate, and boss doesn’t. Ideal for ideas above station power hungry cunts
Security Officar – Ex-cozzers required for Hi-vis Little Hitler jobs for a company that can’t spell
Team Member – Faceless nameless lackey to do all the crap jobs and take orders from some cunt (see Team Leader)
Retail Opertive (sic) – Stack shelves and work behind a till (again for cunts who can’t spell)
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Is there not a name for that when ideas get nicked?
Every idea I gave my boss was shit but always appeared a few months later with a few tweaks to call and claim to be his own.
When he announced them to the team, cunt always looked at my face to see how much I wanted him dead. Unknown to him, upper management knew he was a cunt and his day came.
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My ‘manager’ has the word “Manager” in his job title which is very confusing. All he does is go to meetings all day, every day and as far as I can tell, manages precisely fuck all. His title should really be ‘Useless Ineffective Meeting Attendant”. If the shower of shit company I work for actually changed his job title to more accurately reflect his duties (such as they are), would I respect him more and buy into his authority and leadership (or a lack thereof)? No. He’s a cunt.
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The Bank Manager of my local Branch tells me that he is now to be referred to as the Branch Director. I suppose Director sounds more significant than Manager. Some years ago at another Bank (and not being pleased) I asked to see the Manager. A twenty three year old female appeared. I just laughed and asked to see someone who was older than her and not female. They could only comply with the former part of my request producing a middle-aged woman with an obvious hatred of males – or at least me – and a wasp chewing visage. I told her what I thought and left her (as they all do) open mouthed in disbelief that anyone would to her face say what they thought.
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Anything with the name ‘Consultant’ means they know nothing specifically, and, in general, nothing at all. Highly paid wankers.
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There is one clear winner, a word which when used for a job title means that whoever decided to use it should be severely beaten, and that is “champion”.
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Ahhh yes the all important sounding job title, how to make an undervalued under remunerated poor cunt feel valued. Give the cunt an important and bossy sounding job title whilst laughing like fuck behind their backs as they accept tuppance ha’ Penny an hour otherwise they’ll get some Eastern European cunt to do their job, cunts. Councils and the public sector excell in this area and I’d say that apart from waste, it’s the only area they outperform the private sector
And whilst I’m at it, why do public sector cunts all walk around with ID badges hanging from their invariably fat fucking necks, just fuck off you cunts, if you need to wear your badge at work fucking wear it but don’t subject me to having to suffer the fact that your ID badge in public identifies you as a cunt, on the other hand…..
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Got letter from bank signed by the “keyboarding skills team leader ” obviously head typist , CUNT!
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