Political correctness [3]

Surely political correctness is due another cunting. PC sums up everything that is shit about modern society and is responsible for half the shit that gets cunted on here.

Can’t chat up a girl without being accused of being a sex pest….thank PC.

Can’t wave an English flag without offending Muslims…..PC.

Don’t fancy getting fucked by another man and have the bad taste to mention it? PC.

Overloaded with all the gender bending nutcases swamping the news and social media? PC.

The list goes on and on with no end in sight. Literally one of the worst things to happen to society and if PC could be embodied in person it would match a stadium full of Tony Blairs for sheer volume of cuntitude. Argh!!!!!

Nominated by McBastard

176 thoughts on “Political correctness [3]

  1. I fucking hate PC culture and all the bollocks that come with it, about as much use as Kravdarth at a Playboy Mansion orgy.

  2. I make no attempts to be PC these days. As a recent retiree, I can no longer lose my job for calling a spade a spade. In my employment contract, I had to “embrace diversity”. In fact , I had to embrace everything that I detest to the fucking core.

    But no longer. I am retired and have no job to lose. So fuck all Paki’s, Muzzies, Tossers, Woofters,Spades,Gooks and everything else that goes with this PC shite. I simply no longer give a fuck.

    • Every job has the shit written in to their t&c’s where ever you go now.

      Employers must all use templates from somewhere being too frightened to write their own stuff.

      Unions are apparently striking off members who join another political party other than “their labour party”. Parties like Britain First who want to….put Britain First? So why don’t they too? What are they frightened from or did they play a part in the structure of these standard t&c’s?

      I don’t get this country anymore.

  3. I work in a small, privately owned company. Some of the discussions in our office would have Harriet Harperson reaching for the PC enforcement brigade, let alone if she got wind of the un-PC flavour of views.

    Our Director is great; she is 40 and tells it like it is. Only the other day we were discussing the eventual Muzzle takeover of the UK. I see nothing wrong with discussing it. Anyone who denies it will happen is living with the Teletubbies.

  4. Crappy womens football all over the place (and showered with money while lower league and boys clubs struggle) when no one cares two shits about it? Thank PC

    Apartheid in reverse ‘Black actresses only (and lezzas)’ auditions? Thank PC

    Legendary 54 year old TV hero played by 15 men (including Hurt and Cushing) suddenly turns into a woman? PC

    Towelhead cunt is gifted TV cake competition, and becomes face of BBC and their sacred cow? PC

    Every film and TV show having a quota of gays, blacks, lezzas, parking stanleys, dwarves etc, no matter how historically inaccurate it may be? PC

    Transbender cunts/circus freaks in Vogue, Playboy etc? PC

    Knobheads like Kanye Cunt and Jay Zed being allowed to say ‘Nigger’, but white people would get crucified for it? PC

    Bird off Corrie (the blonde with the nice tits) fictionally mentions a fictional character from Roots (making a joke referring to roots in her hair) and there’s a ‘racist’ Twatter shitstorm? PC

    • Anyone watch Gunpowder?
      1603. London. Black scribe.

      In 1603 blacks, if any at all, were lowly servants. Ex slaves. The whites were illiterate FFS! But hey! Let’s embrace diversify! Lord Chancellor has black assistant. Fuck historical accuracy. Embrace diversity!

      And let’s not forget the Twatter storm that it ‘encourages terrorism’!

      Anyone watch that shit comedy Bad Move? White thieving scally. Multiracial family next door.

      What next? Black Santa. Oops – too late !
      https://www.blacksanta.com

      • Maybe if Hollywood ever makes a film about the Harlem globetrotters the team should have a few white players in it??
        All in the good name of diversity of course……
        BTW…. Black Santa actually made me laugh……

      • The peacefuls would probably welcome him to the role, the true Grenfellian that he is.

      • If Obama is black, then it stands to reason he’s also white. Whether or not the white half held the whip hand during his useless Presidency is a subject best left for history to debate.

        Either way, if Hollywood is going to do him justice they’ll need to use a yellow actor or albino one, beiged-up wearing brown contacs, for instance.

        Be interesting to see how they tackle the part of she-male partner “Michelle”.

      • Get Robert Downey jnr to reprise his black face role . And Michelle can be played by a young Patrick Ewing.

      • They should remake Shaft, with Tom Hardy as the tough detective…The PC hypocrites would be screaming ‘racist’ quicker than you can say ‘Bill, the Black Lezza!’….

      • Is that the ‘reverse’ Santa, you know the one that breaks into your house and steals all the Christmas presents?

      • Michael Clarke Duncan (Armageddon, The Green Mile) would have been an amazing Michelle Obama, except the poor bugger is dead…

      • Cunts are lying their way in trying to steal / claim to be part of the country’s history. Must be “really difficult” for them to watch a TV program that doesn’t have one of them in it.

        The only TV shows they really legitimately earn their appearance are things like Crime watch, Police Camera Action, and the News, though only seen occasionally on the ABBC’s “version” of note worthy events of the day.

        Black Santa….what a laugh, adopting our traditions and trying to own it. In 100 years will people think that there was always a black Santa in history?

        I notice they like to portray good role models / characters and never life’s villains.

        Wait till they see my version of the wizard of oz. The wicked Muslim witch (in full niquab) is hunting Dorothy who has been adopted by muslim parents. On a mission to abduct Dorothy to perform female genital mutilation on her. Dorothy & Co also have to dodge undesirables such as rapists, taxi drivers and traffickers as they make their journey along the yellow brick road.

        I will portray their real place in the history books.

    • Agreed Norman, what is it with these cunts. Must be the Pakis letting off the leftovers from the corner shops.

      • Apparently the cunts have put up the price on them too and breaking the trading rules by breaking open a multi-paki to sell individually.

        Its not adults buying them either, but who cares if white kids get injured by one? These things are more powerful than ever as well.

  5. Politcal Cuntness only serves to stifle real debate and ignores the true feelings of all parties involved. My daughter just started uni and the head cunt’s mantra is ‘the only thing we do not tolerate here is intolerance’- stupid cunt. I told her not to get involved or put up with any pc shite. The future’s bright, yeah bright fuckin pink!

    • Good one. I have real sympathy for anyone attending the liberal PC bastions that are Universities these days.

      Inclusivity to the point of stupidity, a virtual dictatorship on who can/cannot express their views in public speech or debate, a new letter added hourly to the freakshow that is LGBTQIXSDAWXBN, seminars in Fresher’s week for men in how to not rape a woman, and no choice in politics beyond Che Guevara and Jeremy fucking Corbyn.

      • Nice one TECB. I remember the “with it ” student days, “Have you read Marx?”…”been to Aldermaston ?”…..”Raising a rag” etc etc All the shite talk about Che, and Mao….
        I didn’t really know any cunt at University in those days who knew what the fuck it was all about. All gobshites. Nowt’s changed then.

      • I went to a Poly in the mid to late 80s and I don’t remember any of this leftist liberal nonsense. Mind you, I only ever spoke to about 10 people the 4 years I was there because I hate people and like to limit my interaction with other humans as much as possible. Anyone else in higher education around that time who did witness any lefty/liberal/PC bollocks? Or is it a relatively new thing of the last couple of decades or so? Just interested.

      • I went to the Manchester Metropolitan University, and there were no libmong snowflakes or iPhone/Twitter obsessed bellends back then… Plenty of fit (and a few rich) student birds always up for a party and a shag though… Splendid…

      • One particular student called Natalie… A redhead… As Mick Jagger sang: ‘You’d make a dead man come (sic)’…

    • Your daughters head sounds a proper PC Cunt , I’ve got a new mantra for her “ we simply will not tolerate intolerance of our opinions and teachings” …….
      My older brother went to university and unfortunately got infected with PC bull shit , when he came home my dad and I had many a heated discussion with the very able but weak minded soul…..
      like the tsunami of liberal nonsense the PC bang wagon has been gathering pace for many years………

    • Higher education has always been dominated by leftard ideology, at least since the ’70s when I was first exposed to it.

      Being a contrary cunt it actually helped hone my thinking and debating abilities, but an unhealthy proportion of my contemporaries seemed to swallow it whole, unquestioningly.

      Like the peacefuls and their mosques, universities are a predominant breeding ground for PC cunt culture, no-platforming & safe spaces being the most recent sinister manifestations.

  6. This year’s Tesco Christmas commercial contains a very brief glimpse of a peaceful family. The strap line is ‘Everyone’s Welcome’
    Cunts!

    • I remember one Christmas I was going past a Halal Butchers and it has an advert in the window saying ‘Order your Halal Turkey’. Since when did Muslims celebrate Christmas.

      • I wonder what form of fckuranic torture they use to kill the poor bird…
        Pulling its feathers out one by one, then its claws ?
        Anyone who buys one would doubtless find it ready-stuffed…

    • Those type of ads really get my goat!!
      I saw an advert for car tyres ( Pirelli?) and obviously they had a brief to shoehorn as many ethnic groups into the 30 secs that they could, black man white woman, Indian and Chinese, infact the only thing missing was an Eskimo!! …. hook line…. Pirelli we take any Cunts money!!

      • I know dio!!
        I’m just waiting for the federation of Eskimos to issue against the fascist company Pirelli….

      • I wonder if Pirelli still do the calenders that used to be a common sight on walls of garages years ago?

        If so will the multi culture extend to this? I want to know which month the Muslim bitch is on so that I can take all my holidays at once to avoid it.

      • 2018 not much better Dick, here’s an excerpt;
        The 2018 Pirelli Calendar by Tim Walker captures in the pictures the surreal world of dreams.

        His 12 months evoke the fable first published in 1865 by the English mathematician and writer reverend Charles Lutwidge Dodgson under the well-known pseudonym of Lewis Carroll: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.

        Inspired by this fantastic narrative, Tim Walker’s images are tableaux vivants full of allusions to unlikely situations, to illusory proverbs, cited with a constant reference to English culture.

        Many great artists, whenever they refer to this fairy tale, have in fact created a new version, Tim Walker and his interpretation are the last example, through images, apparently far from the most famous representations, featuring 17 characters from the world of fashion, music, cinema and the underground universe.

        First picture is a bald half chat – the rest are just wogs – even a ginger haired albino looking thing – all have great old English names like
        Adwoa Aboah. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Alpha Dia, King Owusu. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Djiomn Hounsou, RuPaul Charles, Duckie Thot, Tim Walker. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Djimon Hounsou. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Duckie Thot. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Jaha Dukureh, Duckie Thot. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        RuPaul Charles, Duckie Thot. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Sasha Lane, Slick Woods. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Sasha Lane, Lupita Nyong’O. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Slick Woods. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Thando Hopa. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Sean Diddy Combs, Naomi Campbell. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Whoopi Goldberg, Thando Hopa. Credits: Alessandro Scotti
        Zoe Bedeaux. Credits: Alessandro Scotti

        The Scotti bloke (?) is the photographer and of your stomach can stand it here is the link to the calendar – what a bunch of cunts.
        after the latest Vogue editor being a wog who plans to “Change the publication beyond all recognition” – i.e. pack it full of ethnics and make believe the white man never existed. Gut wrenching stomach churning cuntishness at its finest – right here in this shortcut – enjoy – hope you had your tea already
        http://pirellicalendar.pirelli.com/en/cast

      • Their calendars used to be the best, would be as well with steam trains or world war aircraft than that rubbish.

      • @Cunto…. If they fancy photographing a few of my “dreams” they’ll be in for a messy time. Gemma Arterton,Lindsay Lohan and Emily Mortimer would be amazed,and probably rather disturbed, if they knew what I had in mind.

  7. As the mighty Charlton Heston so accurately described it…

    “Tyranny with manners”

    Ironically, given the association with marxist cuntishness, also comes in handy in the corporate environment, to shut up dissenting employees and keep the drones in line.
    Thank fuck I’m self employed…

  8. Those cunters over a certain age will doubtless recall the dribbling magnificence of Joey Deacon. There’s quite a few young people of both sexes where I work and when I explained how we kids enjoyed (in about 1982?) taking the piss out of spastics and “doing the Deacon”, they were utterly horrified and couldn’t even comprehend why someone would enjoy such things. Naturally, I employ liberal use of ‘scopey’ and ‘mong’ when I’m taking them to task. Maybe I can lead at least a couple of them away from PC, like Jimmy Savile leading a teenage dribbler into a darkened broom cupboard.

    • Everyone play the piano at neck level whilst trying to bite their ear.

      “Joooeeeeeey!”

      • quality, cunts mate cunt.

        Joey Deacon was fucking hilarious, and instant playground hit.

        The good old days when we could still call someone a spastic.

    • Deacon was a cunt and so was his pal Ernie.

      These couple of spasmatrons caused so much misery in 1980s playgrounds they deserve a cunting all their own.

    • Yep, remember it well. Calling someone a “Joey” back in the day was the go to put down when someone was being a bit of a spaz. Always accompanied by bending your wrist back, sticking your tongue below your lower lip and making “errrr aggghh” noises. I’ll be honest, when my lovely wife does/says something stupid, she gets the Joey treatment. You can take the boy out of Blighty, but you can’t take the Blighty out of the boy. Ha!

  9. The irony is that by throttling the UK with political correctness, more and more ordinary people resent the fuckers that PC tries desperately to protect.

    I can publicly cunt any white bred public figure for being a sex pest without an iota of proof, but yet it’s racist to mention the overwhelming towelhead persuasion convicted – actually fucking CONVICTED – of fiddling young girls in Yorkshire/Lancashire?

    PC must be the most thermally efficient way to boil one’s piss. Repeatedly.

  10. Apparently Michael Jackson considered himself qualified to be a black santa after discovering the main element of the position involved leaving a kids bedroom with an empty sack…

    • My favourite Michael Jackson joke is this. By the way Farah Fawcett died earlier the same day as Jackson. You need to know that to make the joke work, plus this is the poster which nearly everyone has seen at some point or other:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Farrah_Fawcett_iconic_pinup_1976.jpg

      When Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven she was greeted at the pearly gates by St. Peter. “Welcome Farah”, said St. Peter, “we’ve been expecting you. You have led an interesting and varied life. We were particularly impressed with that swim suit poster you made. For that we’d like to grant you one wish before welcoming you into the kingdom of heaven”. Farah thinks for a moment then says, “My wish is for all the children of the world to be happy, healthy and safe”. So god killed Michael Jackson.

      Hahahaha! Still makes me laugh.

      • Are those fucking teeth real? The ‘smile’ certainly isn’t. Scary…

        Surely the bint tennis player scratching her arse was a bigger seller?

      • Was never a Farah Fawcett man, myself… She sort of looked inauthentic… I always preferred Cheryl Ladd and Tanya Roberts out of the Angels… And, from that time, Lynda Carter topped the lot…

      • Agreed Norm. Cheryl Ladd was certainly an upgrade when she came to the show. It’s funny how you see things differently when you’re that young. Obviously I watched CA for the girls, hoping there might be a show or beach scene. I couldn’t give a fuck about Charlie or whatever mystery they were investigating. My point is, my absolute total fave back then was Kate Jackson. Now Kate Jackson was certainly a very pretty lady, but she co-starred alongside the drop dead gorgeous Jaclyn Smith and the stunning Cheryl Ladd. How mental is that? Good show though and horribly ruined by Hollywood in much the same way Hollywood abused the classic Starsky & Hutch on film. Cunts.

      • Jaclyn Smith was one beauty to appear on our screens and my favourite angel.

        Was surprised not to see more of her, she obviously didn’t bow down to the Weinstein’s of the industry.

      • Loved the tennis girl, but being something of a John Betjeman fan, tennis girls are really my only sporting activity.
        Solo, sadly…

      • I see the Asian month banner above that Wiki page too. Is everyone getting this or am I being targeted with this selective shit?

      • I’m constantly targeted by Horny Housewives who live in my neighbourhood,all desperate to fuck me,apparently. All they want is some credit card details and we’re “up to the nuts in guts”

      • I get plagued by them too, I don’t have a credit card but I’ve wore out all my shoes walking around the neighbourhood hoping to find at least one of them. Nothing so far, I’ve asked Santa for shoes, lots more shoes so I can widen my search.

      • Another P@edo Jacko classic:

        Knock Knock!
        Who’s There?
        Little boy blue!
        Little boy blue who?
        Michael Jackson!!

  11. PC leftard cunts responsible for sustained abuse and deaths of so many innocents.

    Following every seemingly preventable tragedy, PC authorities assure ‘lessons have been learned and it must not be allowed to happen again.’

    Bullshit. As long as they continue to push their PC, virtue signalling agenda, it’s fucking GUARANTEED to happen again!

    Gay? Perfect!

    Psychopath? No worries, so long as you’re not lying about being gay.

    Catalogue of abuse? Fair enough. Accidents happen. Baby to blame – falling down stairs and walking into doors all part and parcel of a healthy family living. And dying. Tell you what, we’ll send a memo to our mates at Health & Safety.

  12. What gets my goat are the cunts who say “political correctness gone mad”……. At what point was political correctness not mad?

  13. It’s that bad at the moment, I daren’t even put my willy near a woman, even the Mrs.!! I’m becoming ever more reliant on a steady stream of porn to keep me calm… still shouldn’t think it’ll be long before all that’s banned either!!

    • The way it’s going your need written consent to have an erection…… something along the lines of a scaffolding permit? We would like it up on this date but it must be gone within a specified period……
      maybe instead of dealing with FAC ( fire arms certs) the police could come round a ascertain if you are a fit and proper person to carry a loaded todger!!
      PC has been out of control for years!! FUCKIN SHITE………..

      • There will be a tax on Jon Thomases throughout the land.

        I shall be forced to withdraw mine to Switzerland, a safe haven where it last rested in a very beneficial position…

    • Let an external hard drive be your friend.

      I’m just hoping they don’t infect the networks with sandwog pussy, although I think them cunts get off more looking at white women, hence the targeting and raping of them like they are entitled to take it.

      Animals behaving like they’re in another country with a very different culture.

  14. Political correctness can fuck off, what abaaaaaht the good old days when you used to get people down the Pub and a black guy would say to a white ‘Alright Dave, ya white cunt’ and Dave would reply ‘I’m alright Trevor, thanks for asking ya black cunt’. Nowadays you have to say hello man of colour or hello mr Caucasian. Let’s be honest cunters times are changing rapidly and although I’m not yet 40 I know when I’m an old cunt and I say to the Grandkids ‘When I was young people used to say I was Half Caste’ they’ll probably ring the police and gave me arrested or sent on some racial awareness program.

    • B&WC, ever thought of having an ancestry DNA test? You never know, they could find out you’re Peruvian / Chinese, with a dash of Viking as Tony Hancock used to say.

      • @Allan I am actually going to do DNA ancestry test. I’ll let everyone know (not that they probably give a shit) what the outcome is, it’ll probably come back as saying ‘100 per cent cunt’

  15. “” Ah that’s one thing about our Harry, doesn’t play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it. “”

    Best quote ever and aptly describes me I’m afraid.

  16. To true top cunting indeed. I absolutely hate PC culture , im not a politician so why the fuck should i have to worry about you being offended, there are 7 billion ppl in this world no matter what you say someone is going to be “offended” .

    I ll leave it at that and end it with this legendary qoute from the late 80s early90s,

    “Political Correctness is Fascism Pretending to be Manners”

    –Comedian George Carlin.

  17. I’m a martyr to “Political Correctness”. I just can’t keep up with what is acceptable and what isn’t. That’s why I’m always so careful on here to only use terms that I’m sure even the uppitiest of Coons or most deviant of Queers could find upsetting. I’m aware that as a heterosexual,working,white,English man I must be a racist bigot,and can only apologise for my continuing existence….Never mind,give it a generation or so and I’m sure that we’ll just be an unpleasant memory in an all new and improved Caliphate of Englandistan…..Bet the Sandniggers aren’t too bothered about being PC as they spread the word of the “Peaceful” religion.

  18. Fuck her… If ,in the current fevered “all men are rapists” atmosphere,the CPS wont take on the case,it must be fucking weak.

  19. If he wasn’t white it won’t make the news.

    Stupid me! If he was white, he would be in prison already so that answers the question. Either that, he is a politician or celebrity.

  20. Spread their poison like a bad disease you mean. Anyone who isn’t driven out will be branded racist.

    I say driven out as apparently white people have been driven out of areas up north, though that won’t make the television as it was “their choice to move house” wasn’t it?

  21. I’m a bit worried about my Doctor. I think he’s losing it. He says to me “Drink plenty of fluids”. Then he says “Drink less alchohol”, Ffs, even the term “Drink less alchohol” doesn’t make sense in any shape or form which ever way you look at it. I think he probably meant “Drink more alchohol”. Now that does make sense.

    • I always listen to my doctor, he says “stay in the pink with ciggies and drink”.

      Wise words.

    • Exactly C&R.
      I have heart disease and apparantly a regular small amout of red wine is good for that…..well then, surely a regular LARGE amount of red wine must be VERY good for it.

  22. The Spanish are cunts but political correctness doesn’t exist here.
    All the things we remember from old comedies like black face, stupid immigrants, poofs and Spanish all get the piss ripped.

    My favourite comedy series has a transgender character that got the op and it’s vagina doesn’t work.

    • What does it’s vagina not do? I like a squirter myself,but I haven’t seen many of them on mainstream telly….apart from Jamie Oliver,of course. A gushing Cunt of the first order.

    • It sounds like the new breed of designer dog which has had the need to take a dump bred out of it. It’s anus is there for decorative purposes only.

    • Didn’t realise the green party had a program on telly or are you watching re-runs of their party political broadcast?

  23. Recall all this PC bollocks coming in in the 60’s. Yankland export as you might well expect. Look up me old cunting for SCUM (Society for Cutting Up Men). Cross casting (with a somewaht more limited meaning, just M/F then) was quite the trendy thing me dears. Black female Othello? – you saw it here first. What a bugger that proved to be trying to get the filly to take her clothes orf as the integrity orf the part demands. This is the problem with actors/actresses orf colour, they won’t go nuddy. Philistine Bastards.

    Yours Truly renowned for me Celebrations orf the Female Form, me bread and butter for years but a fellow has to draw the line. Trans? – give it a go, multi-racial (I can get a grant for that) absolutely, Differently Abled? – step this way if you can. Wheelchair Porn? If it’s an earner but me objection is to what the punters are up in the stalls. Cleaning up after the cunts is a right cunt. Generally the velvet orn the seats is pretty tatty but theatre management do not take kindly to sticky white stains. You cunts have little comprehension orf the travails orf the artistic life.

  24. What is a fucking disgrace is that if you fly the Union Jack, that’s fine, but fly the England flag and your a member of the English Defence League, the National Front, the KKK, the KGB, you have a low number membership card of the Nazis party, and you hate almost everybody.

    That last part is probably true.

  25. Some old Doris where I am doing a locum is your typical Guardian reading, sandal wearing, peppermint tea drinking, Palestinian loving vegan diet following, Corbyn lovong , Trump hating, unkempt cat loving weirdo. Alternatively: She is a CUNT.

    • “Everytime I clap my hands a grand goes into an offshore account”……

      Fuckin’ cunt…..

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