For some sordid and perverse reason whenever I use me browser YT is inundated with ads featuring the Eton Arse Boy above flogging poorly cut and made cheap tat retro clobber. Never knowingly done anything to attract such attention and cannot stop it happening despite installing latest ad blockers and ticking every opt oit box I can find. Bastard.
Been plunged into an orchid scented poof’s pansy paradise straight oit orf some cunt Merchant Ivory fillum, A Room With a View ect ect) where Sebastian is forever mooning over Jasper’s bum. This camp cunt above giving it the old come on is the archetypal Eton/Cambridge twisted tosser, its armpits and arse exuding delicate whiffs orf gardenia and musk. Take it up the arse my son, you’ll soon feel a lot better.
CLOSING CREDITS.
Noninated by Sir Limply Stoke
I’d recommend destroying your computer before the Vice Squad smash your back door in.
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Homophobia Sir Limply? That’s practically a hanging offence these days. You’ll never get in the celebrity jungle at this rate.
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Merchant Ivory films deserve a cunting all of their own.
Pretentious, affected middle class wankfest fodder “starring” the worst of the Luvvie Darling brigade.
Exhibit A… Vanessa fucking Redgrave.
I thought (hoped) that they’d gone bust…
Cunts.
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Nessa Redders as luvvies refer to her is a mild cunt compared to that fucking hag Emma (can only do period dramas honey) Thompson. She got out of bed midway through pneumonia to support the sand wog locked up in Persia along with a band of equally self entitled fuckwits called Hampstead Mums. Reading into that nugget of a story puts Bo Jo’s statement bang on. The Iranians found a pay stub from the BBC showing she had indeed been teaching journalism to Iranians. Now I am no journalist but I am told they do journalism courses in Tehran – which is a country mile from being taught by ALBBC. Her hubby and supporters have so much clout they are considering giving her diplomatic status and flying BoJo out to plead her case. I remember many moons ago being locked up in Djibouti and on finally making contact with the British Embassy was told to politely Fuck off as they don’t get involved with such bollocks – and here – fresh from the UK Embassies website is this “advice” on what they cant do – trust me – they wont.
•Get you out of prison, investigate crimes or interfere in criminal or court proceedings.
•Carry out searches for missing people, as this is the responsibility of the local authority in the country you’re in.
•Pay bills or give you money.
•Make travel arrangements for you, say if you miss your flight or lose your ticket.
•Help you enter a country if you don’t have the appropriate visas.
So dopy fucker locked up in Iran – here is the 50p question – you have dual citizenship and had been explicitly informed that Iran do NOT recognise your bit of Britishness. Do you a) stay the fuck out and just send your mum a Christmas card or b) just go anyway with proof of you working for the ALBBC teaching Iranian journalists hoping the mad mullahs wont notice or give a fuck because you will be able to rely on your well heeled mates and even dopier husband to bail you out of any shit? Answers on a postcard to the Ayatollahs nick – somewhere in downtown Tehran (maybe). Questions raised in the House, the full attention of the Foreign Office and the Foreign Secretary offering all possible assistance to a fucking sand wog who knew she would be Donald Ducked had she been caught in the land of the goat bothering Neanderthals. Fuck her (but certainly not literally thank you – even as an ex Matelot I am very particular where my wick gets dipped)
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Thank you for putting this nonsense into perspective.
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Happy to say I have never watched a Merchant Ivory wankfest.
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Wasn’t Merchant Ivory set up by George Harrison?
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To be fair Emma Thompson got here baps out in one film at least.
Apart from that ….
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Yeah I heard the Redgrave bitch on the radio and she was absolutely fucking fuming while constantly reminding everyone that she had heroically dragged herself from her sickbed.
She kept going on about this “British citizen” and “British subject.” Fuck off……there are giraffes in the zoo more British than she is….at least they were fucking born here. This Iranian BBC whore broke the law in her own country so tough fucking shit. Go back to bed and shut your fucking cakehole Redgrave you posh scrubber.
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Thought Comrade Redgrave had snuffed it years ago! Pity.
BTW, wasn’t it Twatson who claimed to be ill with pneumonia? Maybe it’s catching, pervy fucking dykes. Wimman Flu at best anyway…
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Yeah, sorry it was the Thompson slag. They’re all the fucking same anyway. Fucking luvvie cunts.
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Bed ridden yet still a crusading cunt. Always an excuse for somebody breaking the law, like these Asperger, socially retarded cunts who hack into defence systems in the US then have an army of bollock brained lefties signing petitions to stop them being extradited.
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Talking of weirdos, just noticed some new cunt music by some arse wearing a giant pink condom has appeared on the music page. Should be enough to raise Limply’s blood pressure…!
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After watching both Glenda Jackson and Vanessa Redgrave in a re-run of Queen Elizabeth and Mary Queen of Scots in my formative school years – respectively – dunno what it is but I found them both lovely.
Ms Redgrave’s daughters – both (sadly) Natashia and Joely – again lovely.
Why is it that they have such cuntish socialist views when they’re so minted (they barely live in Blighty – or Karachi as it is these days) and have no fucking idea of the impact of their ideals on “ordinary” folk?
Sir Limply, you must be of the era, etc. When did thesps become such utter cunts? Sir Noel was gay and – I would say – liberal in the right sense but would he have tolerated a race of bomb-makers taking over this green and pleasant land, even if he was living in Switzerland at the time, and then promoted it?
Actors – of both sexes – should just stick to pretendy bollocks, shut the fuck up, and let the *real* folk of society deal with the *real* issues which *actually* effect them! Cunts!
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Interesting point re Noel Coward etc. Have a feeling it was around time of Vietnam that fashion for virtue signalling thesps to dump on their own countries started, following relatively principled stance by Jane Fonda, though not such a popular media move in those days, as I recall…
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A glimpse of her snatch in the Barbarella opening credits made up for it though.
Always thought she was really sexy in Klute. Again a film I became aquainted with in my formative years.
Am I allowed to say “sexy” these days?
I await plod on sex crime charges. I shall give the name “Hugh Mungus”.
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The memory of Anita Pallenberg in Barbarella still gives me the fucking horn…Fonda also, to a slightly lesser extent…
Regards to Hugh Mungus.
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Gregory Peck spoke out against the Vietnam war, but he still supported his son for doing his military service there.
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Just picked up Saturdays Sun.
Front page: ‘Brandon buried head in my boobs’ ‘shook face, made boat noises’
Turn the page, ‘Nad’s glad all overt’ with a picture of Strictly new corner Nadiya Byxhova leaning back naked whilst cupping her tits.
I know one is sexual assault bit when they’re having a pop atseedy cunts, maybe tthey should hold back on the seediness.
PS. I hope Brandon gets deserted by his disciples and is told to fuck of forever to his island with no air balloon to escape.
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Nadiya off strictly has an amazing arse http://www.imagebam.com/image/80a4ed490741532
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Its a 10 from Len!
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Fuck off! He gave Widdecombe a “SEVERRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!”
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I can only tap this out with complete surprise that accusations against Branson had not surfaced very much earlier.
His style is very much the tycoon who fancies himself and would do nothing to reel in his own propensity for wandering hands. This is complemented by the overgroomed goatee and the overbleached hair, which lately has taken on the hue of a washed out cotton duster.
I suspect the motorboating incident is the tip of the grubby iceberg and many more accusations will surface, given Bransons wealth and the notion that some lovely compo will be forthcoming.
I’ll have the popcorn on standby.
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The only time i want to see this cunt on my timeline is if he is in a orange jump suit kneeling in front of a Isis fighter
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