Tranny Appeasement

I wish to nominate for an cunting on the award-winning website ISAC, the current trend for appeasing any freak, deviant or attention-seeking mong in the name of transgender rights. This morning on the fucking front page of the Sunday Times was this story about the NHS having to quiz everyone over the age of 16 about their sexual orientation.

Fuck me ragged. Last time I went to hospital I had suspected meningitis and once I had described my symptoms I was straight into the treatment area and admitted less than an hour later. Why on earth would anyone need to ask me whether I liked to take it up the bum? Some cunt staggers into Casualty with a broken arm and some cunt with a clipboard asks him whether he likes birds or blokes? Fuck off with all this fucking shit. Unless you are being treated for a collapsed rectum what does your sexual orientation have to do with anything?

There are people who genuinely suffer from gender dysphoria and who need medical help. But they are about 0.3% of the population, approximately 192,000 people in the UK. I bet there are more fucking stamp collectors or chess enthusiasts than that. Why the fucking fuck does such a tiny minority get such attention? Fuck me with a rusty fucking fish fork up the fucking ass.

This comes as there is talk that the ‘gender’ question will be omitted from the 2021 census. For fuck’s sake, surely the NHS need to know how many men and women there are in a particular area a lot more than the number of ladyboys and/or chicks with dicks? The provision of basic medical services like gynaecology and antenatal and postnatal care swing to mind.

The laughable twats at the BBC who love all this shit. But I wonder how they square their love of all things transgender with everything peaceful?

Cunts.

Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt

251 thoughts on “Tranny Appeasement

  1. Years ago this shit would have been repelled and ridiculed by the public in equal measure. Quite rightly so.

    Fast forward to 2017. This is now not only an acceptable way of life, but is promoted in preference of the rights of the normal population. Seemingly just because some mentally ill individuals want to foist this on us without having the piss ripped out of them and career politicians whose need to be ‘right on’ knows no bounds.

    The whole lot of these cocksnaffling detritus need to be cast into a fuckoff great stinky landfill.

    Utter cunts all of them.

  2. Also that fucking Frank n Furter at the top of the page or whatever the fucking reject calls itself would do us all a big fuck off favour by spontaneously combusting.

      • Conchita Wurst, I believe…

        I suffered two years of its posters on the Vienna U-bahn…

        Bizarrely, a wurst is a sausage…Not many people know that (??!)

        It does, however, look alarmingly like some “box-ticker” orf Emmerdale, Corrie or E Enders…

    • Thing is , that weird looking badger’s ringpiece pictured above obviously thinks it makes him look attractive. Just imagine the even scarier piece of shit that would be attracted to a dead pig’s arse lookalike !

  3. Unfortunately we have become obsessed with minority’s in the UK, driven by the right on brigade , aided and abetted by clueless career politicians and leftist media whores like the BBC!, this iceberg of ultra liberalism has been scrapping down the side of Britain for the last 40 years and shows no sign of abating…
    The flavour of the moment appears to be tranny rights and as CMC said in his excellent cunting it’s a whole lot of noise and media exposure for a tiny proportion of the population!!, don’t expect this to change in the near future, with so many minority horses to ride and a queue of willing wonky eyed jockeys to ride them this bullshit isn’t going anywhere!! ….
    On a separate note
    Angela merkel made a speech last night and it was interesting to hear her say that the negotiations were going far better than are being reported in the British media? I wonder who she’s talking about?? BBC? Sky? The guardian? The not so?
    The evening standard? CUNTS

  4. Fucking hell, what the fuck? Great choice and excellent, excellent cunting.
    Why as a race are we so determined to take the piss out of natural selection?
    Somebody has to retain both their genitalia and the desire to breed or our race will quickly extinguish itself in the shadow of a fucking rainbow.
    In the same vein we need to retain our mental faculties.
    Imagine the fuck fest if we were all magically transferred back to the ice age.
    I reckon it would take 3 hours for the world’s predators to get full, and another 3 hours of darwin awards to get us down to the last fifty thousand.
    We are quickly becoming a race of totally fucking useless meatbags.

    • That would be an interesting scenario. The hairy arsed real men would be lobbing spears at predators, ensuring their family was protected from danger.

      Whilst the mincing great faggot at the top would be squealing like a Hammer Horror film tart as the sabre toothed tiger sets about savagely removing its stupid tranny head with its incisors.

  5. So true cuntflap… Would be excellent entertainment watching our cossetted libtard population subject to mother nature… and human nature! They do say Civilisation is only 3 meals deep, once we’ve missed 3 then, society rapidly starts back sliding to something much more feral… I would pay to watch that… 20 libtards locked up together and starved to see how quickly it becomes lord of the flies and bone-through-nose time!

    • I swear each time i get on an aeroplane i check out the passengers to see who’s good eating. In the event of a crash i say fuck starvation i’m not even getting hungry.

  6. The comment about the ABBC reconciling tranny appeasement with “peaceful” appeasement is an interesting one because – like matter and anti-matter – neither can occupy the same space at the same time.

  7. Just look at the freak in the audience of BBC QT last night. What the fuck that sad pervert sees in the fucking mirror when it’s applied it’s war paint and donned some ill matching garb and then has the ‘bravery’ (gall) to subject joe fucking public the distress of having to gaze upon it. It was obviously a preconceived plan to allow the saddo to get is mug on National TV almost in a goading way to say go on, be shocked and give a reaction if you dare. Straight to the phyciatrists couch for you son!

  8. Superb cunting, totally agree with everything.

    On a side note, that shit stirring bitch Gina Miller was on ABBC this morning. You’ve got what you want, so just fuck off.

    • I unfortunately saw her too!, my wife had bbc news on and the Cunt was standing next to a woman from leave means leave,
      Everything about Miller is annoying!! Particularly the shaking of her head whilst the other person puts their views across!! 1st class Cunt….

  9. Project Fear out in full force again today, bringing us to now saying Transgenders, Cunts with their cunts filled in with Polyfilla, and even the Association of Minge-Juice bottlers are all threatening to leave UK in event of Brexit! Not to mention horrific wall-to-wall display of ‘MeToo’ & usual Cuntitude on Question Time last night. How much more can a poor cunt take…?

    • Fuck SB that’s not project fear!!
      As far as I’m concerned it’s project hope!
      I hope all these freaks fuck off post brexit , I was particularly delighted that toffee nosed cunt Colin Firth took Italian citizenship!! I hope more useless self important Cunts follow his lead!!, don’t like brexit? that’s okay ! Don’t hang around moaning!, just take your bags and fuck off somewhere else, no problem…
      Project hope candidates….
      lily mong
      Cumbersnatch
      Lineker
      Clegg
      Blair
      Etc etc

      • Thanks for the heads up Q – project hope it is! I need to clamp down on the irony. Got a bit out of control recent. Even I sometimes read my posts back later and wonder what the fuck I was on about! Time to take a break, methinks.

        • Seriously SB
          I’m so fuckiin tired of these bleating Cunts , everyone is leaving, companies all relocating, take Goldman sacs CEO Lloyd blankfein for example, the pricks puts a post up “ great meetings , great place glad I like it as I will be spending a lot more time here” talking about Frankfurt and GS possibe relocation , apparently they employ 5000 people in the city, there’s talk of 600 going to Frankfurt office, they haven’t decided if they are taking a single person from London yet!! As they may employ or relocate other staff from around the world!! I’m sure if they do fuck off we can always find another bunch of corporate tax dodging Cunts to fill their London offices..

          • As my next door neighbour put it in an email yesterday:

            “Goldman Sachs is a horrid company. Greedy, immoral, nasty, ruthless cunts who pay a mere fraction of their taxes. Many of them are behind schemes to rip off people who are struggling in life. All about money, nothing else matters. Hate the cunts. Everything that’s wrong with the world in one company.”

            Think he may have a point…

          • The way I see it is if these banks want to fuck off overseas, they can carry on but my money won’t be going with them.

            If everyone transferred their money to banks that remain on GB soil, those banks would grow creating jobs and those who desert us will be fighting for a place in another countries market. Can’t see many lasting after all if you were a kraut, would you move your money to RBS?

            Hope the institutions deserting us enjoy their time in Europe!

            P.S Fred Goodwin is an utter cunt and that’s gotta be a good enough reason to put your hard earned elsewhere.

          • Fucking Blankfein…..a banker’s name if ever there was one. Typical though isn’t it, you can tell these slimy fuckers feel just about comfortable enough now to crawl back out of the woodwork after imploding the global economy for the last ten years, and now you get this Zika looking nob sticking his head above the parapet talking shit about Brexit. Christ, if there’s anything we should have learned over the past few years it’s not to listen to a single word any of these numb fucks have to say about anything.

      • Amongst the etc. Please don’t leave out that thundercunt Alastair Campbell. On that post news at ten programme the fucking toerag called Trump the most disgraceful human being alive. No Ali, sorry me old china, that was your ex boss Bliar who, after a cosy weekend in a log cabin with that other narrow eyed cunt Bush sent our servicemen and women into ill prepared battle against a foe who we had no mandate to challenge and sent many home in body bags and like tucking jigsaw puzzles that needed putting back together again. And that Campbell cunt has the brass neck to mouth off against anyone??? At least Adolf, Stalin and Pol Pot admitted they were cunts. He says read all about me in the New European and my piece in the gnardiu . I will pass on that you depressive cunt.. the only thing I want to read about you is date and place of death, sooner the fucking better. Utter cunt registering a strong 9 on the unofficial Owen Jones cunt scale.

  10. What the fuck is that thing in the photo trying to say ? Got me baffled. You’re a bloke who wants to be a woman? Ok , whatever floats yer boat. But he seems to be a bloke who wants to be a woman who wants to be a bloke.maybe he / she/ it is just doing it to fuckin wind us up. It’s working with me !

  11. I’ve had enough of people’s rights.
    Sexual deviants demand the “right” to live out their sordid life-choices,while spreading their filthy propoganda that perversion is acceptable,even admirable. It isn’t,it’s wrong on every level. I’m afraid I’m not one of the “I don’t really mind as long as…..” brigade. I find it all totally distasteful and will never accept that one man sticking his dick up another man’s arsehole is normal.
    Scummy women demand the “right” to have children without any way of paying for them,or probably even the intelligence to raise the semi-feral brats. Some women demand the “right” to IVF on the NHS,surely if you can’t afford the treatment yourself,you can’t afford to raise the child? Parents demand the “right” to free healthcare,free education,free housing on the strength of bringing another chavvy whelp into an already overcrowded country.
    Immigrants demand the “right” to free fucking everything without ever contributing anything but criminality,health-issues and backwardness. Yet,because of their “rights” they must be treated better than the war veteran or OAP who have actually done something for the country.

    The only “right” that I seem to have,is the “right” to pay ever increasing taxes,both direct and indirect. I’m expected to support people who I think of as parasites and deviants,while keeping my mouth shut about just how much I resent them and their “rights”.

    Fuck them.

    • And that’s what I’ve been saying for ages the gradual normalising of the abnormal. What was once unacceptable behaviour is now normal. Arguing with teachers the police authority in general acceptable. Drinking in the streets acceptable, extremes of language used in public, and the media acceptable. Extreme violence and porn on tv and film acceptable. Trannies and freaks acceptable. Paedos……….

      • The peaceful religion worshippers are pushing the peado acceptance in our country though.

        They are expecting us to accept this because their bogus Sharia law allows them to rape women, molest and genetically mutilate kids etc.

        Look at what’s went on in Rochdale etc, its been said there is in excess of 15,000 cases that should hit our courts. We will have to bear the costs which includes legal aid for “the peaceful worshippers” and custodial sentence expenses, unless someone makes them cases “go away” to save these costs.

        We should really deport them to country of origin with a lifetime ban from GB soil to save money.

    • Top reply Dick fiddler. I shall clean that up and plagiarize if you don’t mind? The best rant I have seen on the subject for a while. Huzzah for Dick Fiddler

  12. The natural extrapolation of all this freak appeasement is that, within a few years, paedophilia and indeed necrophilia will be legal, acceptable and maybe even encouraged.

  13. It’s even worse than we think. Playboy, for fuck’s sake, is using a transgender cunt for it’s November 2017 Playmate of the Month. The French twat had his bits removed when he was around 16. There is definitely no hope for the human race. I’m glad I’m a relatively old cunt, so hopefully won’t be around when homosexuality becomes compulsory. This should be quite soon, judging by the exponential growth in stupidity. I would, however, be happy to become a lesbian (got my own knob, so wouldn’t need a dildo).

  14. A fucking good war would sort all this out. Most of these dull cunts are young enough to get drafted. Cannon fodder ahoy! Come on cunty trump, pull your finger out!

    • The snowflakes and other assorted cunts will be asking “ok, but will we get a trigger warning before Kim Jong Un pushes the button?”. Well yes, a micro second maybe but your designated safe space will be dust.

    • All is not entirely lost though…we can still our children the correct way to think. Last year, on my 13 year old son’s first day back at school, he (and all the other boys) had to to sign a document stating that they wouldn’t “bully” children who were, or who were perceived to be, gay. He came home indignant. “I had to sign something that said I wouldn’t call people gay,” he declared, before continuing “that’s so GAY!”. Good lad, using ‘gay’ in entirely the correct context.

      • I’m afraid Thomas all IS lost with what you describe. The problem is that when one signs that document one is then held accountable, on the record, for ones future actions.

        So when, in the future, one boy calls another boy ‘gay’ in the usual boyish schoolyard banter, the school ‘diversity and inclusivity’ officer (and I mean OFFICER) to whom it will be reported will drag this long forgotten piece of paper out as evidence of transgression of something the boy signed that he would not do.

        Said boy is the hoist by his own petard, suspension, reeducation or expulsion is then in the mix. Which would you choose?

        Retract that piece of paper as fast as you can and kick up merry hell when the inevitable obstacles are put in your path.

        Controlling speech is what communists and despots do.

        • When I was at school the only pieces of paper we signed were Bronco or Izal. There weren’t any gays, but we did have queers, which were basically similar except in black and white, we didn’t have colour till the late ’60s.

  15. See Brandon Flowers was right all those years ago. He once had a girlfriend who looked like a boyfriend who shagged his dead mum and pooed in her mouth, or something like that.

    • lol yeah the killers were alright I still have their debut Hot Fuss, but I’ve heard mr brightside probably more times then I should have

  16. This appeasement of things trans-testicular is part of a bigger issue. It is the feminising and pussifying of the male population in the West.

    I believe the elites, by doing so, are weakening any resistance to the peacefulisation of Europe and the US. It is by design not accident. Weak, cuckold men will not fight back. It is no coincidence that in the peaceful culture these behaviours are non-grata. A quick beheading, savage stoning or shove from a tall building is the usual antidote.

    As Rebel pointed out feminism and LGBTQXYZ rights cannot peacefully co-exist with the Religion of Peace. These rights are mostly non-existent in the peaceful lands. In time with immigration and reproduction on their side the ROP will reverse these rights. They are ready for the fight to stamp their way of life on the West and stamp out ours.

    Just look at Sweden where any talk of the peaceful problem is met with cries of ‘racism’ and people who even mention it lose their jobs and are ostracised. Teachers, public sector workers, emergency service personnel, journalists and scientists risk their livelihoods for speaking out. Swedes are proud of their feminised society, now ripe for take over by the savages. Through ignorance and brainwashing they are sleepwalking into oblivion. Sweden is perhaps 20 years ahead of Germany, Netherlands and UK in this process of reverse evolution of their societies.

    I have said this before but I will say it again, the peaceful hordes are useful to the elites, since if they are given a mosque on every street corner and Sharia Law, they will accept any form of totalitarian/authoritarian government. They are not used to democracy, free speech and liberty. All that matters is their book.

    This should not just a concern for white secular people but for people of all colours be they Christian, Hindu, Buddhist, Jew, Sikh or athiest.

  17. Off topic, but part of my morning ritual is to drink my coffee while scanning through various UK sports and news websites to see what’s going on. Caught this bullshit on the Sky News website:

    http://news.sky.com/story/illegal-migrants-in-uk-hope-for-post-brexit-amnesty-11088290

    Presumably, the Sky News reporters have informed the authorities of the whereabouts of these scum, they’ve been picked up and deported already. No? Well then I assume the authorities are in the process of prosecuting Sky News for aiding and abetting illegal immigrants? No again? WTF? You’d think that if Sky fucking News had uncovered some evidence relating to a murder for example, they’d be informing plod a bit sharpish. So why is this any different? Cunts.

    • Every year the clever cunts of the Oxford English Dictionary decide which new words to add and which to take out as they are no longer in vogue. I have heard that this year “deportation” is set to be removed.

    • I am always amazed that “illegals” can exist in society without detection. Our security services are therefore obviously shite.

    • I can’t wait until the day comes where we are out and hardly any cunt relocates to EU.

      What happened to all of crooked Hilary’s celeb cunt friends who vowed to leave America and set up in Canada or Great Britain if Donald Trump became POTUS?

      Cunts are all still there aren’t they, looking like right cunts in my opinion.

  18. “Parents of ‘Jihadi Jack’ begin hunger strike over the government’s ‘inaction’ to help their Muslim-convert son, 21, who denied he joined ISIS before ‘disappearing’ in Kurdish-held Syria”
    **********************
    The protest is being held on the steps of St. Paul’s Cathedral.
    ********************
    Deluded fucking idiots. I hope that someone decides to demonstrate to them just what their darling son supported…. Immolation or beheading,perhaps ? I like a good beheading,I do.

      • I’ve got no doubt that the church authorities have supported them throughout…probably there at the bishop’s invitation.

      • There’s certainly too much New Testament in Christianity these days.

        Give me a bit of Old Testament on those “peaceful” fuckers!

        “Eye for an eye!” and “Smite me and get it back tenfold!” are what I want from this country’s limp-dicked appeasing Christian leaders!

        What part of “All infidels shall be beheaded!” do these do good-doer cunts not get?

        Infidel means you, you cunts!

          • Would you like to try a cheeseburger Bobby Sands?
            Would you like to try a cheeseburger Bobby Sands?
            Would you like to try a cheeseburger,
            You dirty melly fenian, rebel loving fucker?
            Would you like to try a cheeseburger Bobby Sands?

            Well your ma was up this morning and she says she got your brew,
            Well your ma was up this morning and she says she got your brew,

            Well your ma was up this morning and she says she got your brew,
            But sure your brew would be no good to you,
            Theres a bed made, in Milltown just for you.

            Well I’m going for my dinner now Bobby Sands,(And Your Not Gettin None)
            Well I’m going for my dinner now Bobby Sands,(And Your Not Gettin None)
            Well I’m going for my dinner now,
            Would you like me to bring you back a doggy bag?
            Theres a bed made in Milltown just for you.

            Well the smell of your cell would knock you fucking out,(Bobby Sands)
            Well the smell of your cell would knock you fucking out,(Bobby Sands)
            Well the smell of your cell would knock you fucking out,
            I’ve a good mind to go in there and beat you about,
            There’s a bed made in Milltown just for you.

            Would you like to try a wee Cool tin of Coke With Some Ice (Bobby Sands) ?
            Would you like to try a wee Cool tin of Coke With Some Ice (Bobby Sands)?
            Would you like to try a tin of Coke?
            Well your not fucking getting none, I hope you choke,
            There’s a bed made in Milltown just for you.

          • Hey, we’ve not had the chicken dinner song on here since that fucking Irish coward cunt McGuiness croaked and shuffled of to hell.

            I agree hunger strikes are awesome, hugely entertaining.

      • One more time

        “Could ye go a chicken supper
        Bobby Sands?
        Could ye go a chicken supper
        Bobby Sands?
        Could ye go a chicken supper
        Ya dirty fenian fucker
        Could ye go a chicken supper
        Bobby Sands?”

  19. I was at a gathering where a triple amputee was about to be hung, but was escorted from the scene by security after calling out random vowels and consonants….

  20. “There are people who genuinely suffer from gender dysphoria and who need medical help. But they are about 0.3% of the population, approximately 192,000 people in the UK.”
    ***************************
    I don’t believe a word of this. Talk about “Fake News”? This is a fake condition invented to appease attention-seeking deviants. The threat of a fucking good birching would cure most of what ails them.

  21. I’ve always maintained people can do anything that doesn’t break the law behind their closed doors but I don’t want it rammed down my throat.

    I’ve been forced to answer questions from my kids due to public behavior that I don’t think I should have had to, wasn’t expecting and how the fuck am I able to provide an explanation as to why dad?

    My words were wasted as the school undid that conversation content in later years where our kids were brainwashed into accepting these cunts among the other ones.

    I sent my kids to school to be educated in learning to read, write and learn the basic skills to prepare for the big wide world, yet my kids can’t perform first aid or CPR but they have instead held a copy of the Koran and been educated as to their alleged peaceful ways.

    Education system is administered and ran by cunts.

  22. Clive Lewis is indeed a cunt but calls for him to have the whip withdrawn for telling a man at conference “Get on your knees bitch” is fucking ridiculous.It was in jest and is a massive shitstorm in a tea cup.No harm done.Clearly making a light hearted joke not meant to undermine women.Fucking PC bollocks.

    • Sack the Cunt !!!!!

      That’s what you’d hear from any Labour Cunt if there was a whisper of inappropriate behavior of a Tory MP…..

      • But this ever decreasing circle of the two main parties trying to out virtue signal each other is why we are in such a political stalemate where the main parties just mirror each other.Bad for democracy.I cant stand much of what Lewis says but him making a trivial joke makes me feel indifferent .

        • Also the mainstream media ignored Naz Shah liking tweets saying abused girls can shut their mouths for diversity so they can fuck off with their faux outrage.John McDonnell said a Tory MP should be lynched yet he is still shadow chancellor while they get the pitchforks out for Lewis.

          • Harriet Harman said the comments were inexcusable but I guess being part of the National Council for civil liberties and adding your name to a letter from PIE wanting to lower the age of consent to pre pubescent ages isn’t.

  23. Any cunters from Avon or Somerset way? If you have needed the local plod in the last few days hope you didn’t bother ringing 999 or even the 111 crime number. No, you should have headed down to you local nail bar where officers were having their nails painted for raising awareness on ‘modern slavery issues’ for Anti-Slavery Day.

    The Chief Inspector said “it was designed to get people talking”, well yes but only how you cunts are spunking their taxes and your budget up the wall while simultaneously whining about budget cuts. The only talking that needs doing is reading some deserving cunt their rights.

  24. My Hollywood career stalled after I refused to watch Harvey Weinstein have a wank. I was on course to be the next Brad Pitt until that seedy beast robbed me of my innocence. Scotland Yard are very interested in my claim and have dropped some petty murder investigation in order to free up detectives who will fly out to LA to inspect the site of my near violation. I tried to tell them that I’ve never been there and now suspect that I imagined the rest of it after a particularly heavy Frosty Jack/ Cockburn Port/Stilton cheese binge,but they were having none of it.
    Now..where the fuck’s my Compo.?…. Ted Heath probably had a bash at my ring too…..The dead old Cunt.

    • I saw some old has-been actress on TV yesterday saying Alfred Hitchcock propositioned her, the old cunt has only been dead since 1980.

        • Show them your ruined arsehole DF, should convince them enough…. tho if you have no career in film or tv your case might not be believable

          • The Cease and Desist Order prevents me from continuing to send random people photos of my arsehole unfortunately, TS. The courts were quite strict about it. Apparently the Queen and David Cameron had both been rather shocked and hurt at opening their morning mail to be confronted with a close-up of my sphincter with the words “This is you” scrawled in red felt-tip underneath.

    • Brilliant DF.
      That made I larf.
      You’re right though…those Frosty Jack / Cockburn Port / Stilton Cheese binges are a cunt.

  25. Me chinese, me play joke, me pee pee right into your coke with a knick knack paddy wag give a dog a bone next motherfucker who throws eggs at my window will be crying home

    • U-NI-TED! United are the team for me.
      With a nick nack paddywack, give a dog a bone.
      Why don’t City fuck off home?

      Lee fucks Bell!
      Bell fucks Lee!
      Then they all fuck Summerbee!
      With a nick nack paddywack, give a dog a bone.
      Why don’t City fuck off home?

      This old man, Tony Book!
      Can he play football? Can he fuck!
      With a nick nack paddywack, give a dog a bone.
      Why don’t City fuck off home?

      • I went to Ibrox as a kid and as i wasn’t a Rangers fan, i never knew their songs but remember laughing at the simple “lie down and grunt, ya fenian cunt, surrender or ye die”
        That’s all i know, but it made me laugh.

        He’s green
        He’s white
        He’s absolutely shite
        Peter Grant, Peter Grant

  26. Ok you cunts, time I ‘fessed up.

    My name is Shitcake Baker and I am gay! There, I’ve fucking said it. To be more precise I’m a bull-dyke lesbian trapped in a bloke’s body. Mrs B has no idea, tee-hee! She likes it up her.

    All the same, I’d like to agree with much of what’s bin said. No way will I have any truck with all this tranny tomfoolery!

    Chromosomes is chromosomes you cunts, full fuckin stop.

    • What is the point of gender concern in any regard if your junk is buried under all that fucking flab? Disgusting on so many levels.
      Give me a ‘C’ !
      Give me a ‘U’ !
      Give me an ‘N’ !
      Give me a ‘T’ !
      Give me an ‘S’ !
      NOW FUCK OFF!

  27. You couldn’t make it up!!
    Apparently the World Health Organisation has appointed Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe as its goodwill ambassador??
    I actually had to check my calendar!! No it’s not April 1st…
    WTF!!
    Also after some research by the highways agency it appears motorists feel more comfortable driving faster through roadworks? And the HA are thinking of increasing the speed limit in those areas??
    WTF x 2 …..😂

    • Maybe next week the highways agency will do another survey and find out that most drivers feel more confident and relaxed after binge drinking at the pub!! Cunts…..

    • Are they being serious Q? What sort of perverted fuck running a so called renowned world organisation would appoint a psychopath the size of Robert Mugabe as a ‘Goodwill Ambassador’? Blair perhaps?

      You’d be forgiven for thinking so, but no, it’s some fuckwit called Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesu , who wrote on Facebook in 2013, “Let’s not link the ideology of some radicals to represent Islam. Islam is Peace”.

      The world must feel the heavy hand of cuntishness upon its shoulder today.

  28. May I kindly nominate ‘Selfies’ for a thorough cunting.

    What possesses people who, faced with a breathtaking natural wonder or some amazing engineering marvel, spins round their camera (or phone, most likely) so that their gurning spastic face is front and centre in the picture?

    This simple action surely encapsulates the cuntiness of modern people, thinking that they, the tourist, is more important than the beauty they’re only fleetingly interested in, so short is their micro-brained attention span.

    Even as recently as 10 years ago, no such thing existed. Upon a visit to the Grand Canyon, myself and Mrs Cunt-Engine were simply dumbstruck with awe at the magnificence of it and only after a good few minutes was struck by the reminder to take some pictures. Proper camera facing forward, naturally.
    I reluctantly included her in a couple of pics, encouraging her towards the edge, but alas, there was no fortuitous gust to sweep her over the lip and to her doom.

    Who’s worst for taking selfies?
    Normally wimminz, but a great deal of cissy ‘men’ too.

    People nowadays – eeuurrggh, cunts – almost all of ’em.

    • Hi Thomas – I visited the Grand Canyon several years ago too. Long before the ‘selfie generation’ had infected society. It’s pretty amazing isn’t it? Films and TV don’t do it justice. It’s one of those things you have to see with the naked eye to appreciate it’s scale. Being a twat though, I just assumed the Grand Canyon was a massive fuck off canyon all by itself out in the middle of nowhere. Comes to find out, there’re tons of other canyons all around it with countless ‘scenic view’ stopping points to check them out. I got canyoned out pretty quick, but it was a good day overall.

      I was married to an Italian psycho at the time who unfortunately wasn’t with me on that trip, otherwise I wouldn’t have bothered hoping for a gust of wind to set me free. If you know what I’m saying.

    • The best of this annoying phenomenon is that stream of pics that occasionally appears, of fatalities that happen after some twat takes a selfie.
      Narcissistic justice…

      I should also like to cunt a new advert, namely for L’Oreal Barber Club products… with a load of hipster twats and their b awful beardiness…
      Orf with their hair !!

  29. Simon Reeve is a cunt for using his BBC show about Russia to constantly wank on about how great the Soviet Union was.
    Makes me wonder about that old Sting song about “the Russians loving their children too”
    “Oh hang on, they rejected Socialism, fuck em then..”

    • Well, Reeve is a smug cunt, but he has a point… The USSR was great in its way, and it would be better for us if it still existed… For a start there would be no unified Krauts, and that Fat Fuck Frumpenfuhrer, Merkel, would still be a nobody behind the wrong side of the wall… Which means no sandwog human filth infesting Germany and then Europe… There would also be tighter control over the gyppo Eastern Bloc scum who now plague Britain like a dose of Colarado Beetle… It was better when the white wogs were terrified of the Red Army/KGB and would not dare move from or out of their shitholes… It would save Britain a fortune in benefits for a kick off…

      • May I just also add after World War II, there should never have been a reunited Germany ever again… A full fatherland only ever spells trouble, one way or another… After the Nazis the Kraut cunts should have been policed by the Brits, Yanks and Ivans for all time (fuck the Frogs…. They did fuck all and deserve nothing)… And while the EU vermin talk about a ‘divorce bill’ those Kraut pigs should still be paying damages to Blighty for the Blitz and all the lives that were lost… Fucking square head sausage eating goose stepping scum…

        • The polish have been talking about war reparations from the krauts??
          Tell you now there’s fucking zero chance of that happening!!
          Merkel won’t be putting his stumpy little hand in her purse..

        • The money that our treasury was denied due to fraudulent emissions claims of VW should be pursued.

          Equating roughly to £150 per year, every year from date of the registration of each offending car is a lot of money if you consider how many of these VW diesels came on our roads since around 2007 and most are still smoking their way around our streets having denied the treasury £1500.

          The Americans got their millions of compensation from them but did GB get theirs?

          Given the money people behind “the peoples car” company are or are linked with Germany’s top people, I’m betting Flangela got Scameron & Cuntbourne to bury any idea of pursuing such money in return for the great job she did of talking the other EU member states into offering us that great pre referendum deal to entice us all to vote remain.

          I’m talking about the deal he went to Brussels for and came back with fuck all. That’s when the EU had their chance and they thought it was a bluff. Cameron didn’t try hard enough and that’s when he failed and should have fucked off there & then instead of waiting for the outcome he knew would happen.

          Google, Scamazon, Boots, CrApple, Toblerone, The Cunty Cuckoo Clock Company, VW etc have took the pi$$ out of our country and cost us billions in unpaid liabilities and the cunts in Westminster let them away with it.

          I would have put an immediate sanction on import of all VW cars and parts and forced owners to take them to EU courts for compensation as they all broke down with no spares available.

          They would have paid their bill or ended up like Lancia.

  30. Here’s a piss boiler for you all : Just read a report that the cunt that started Corbyn’s neo-Marxist activist group Momentum has just put his Butler’s Wharf pad up for sale.

    Asking price?

    £6.5 million!

    Champagne socialist? Hypocrite? Shurely not…!

    • Add Emily thornberry to the list.. married to a judge
      Lives in Notting Hill ……
      Takes the piss posting picture of a white van parked outside a semi?? The crime?? Had a flag hanging outside window!!
      Cheeky cow!!

        • Its one thing voting Labour and what follows is cringing at the thought of what success would really mean.

          When you look at the shadow cabinet aka winners row (because they really think they won) and question could they really do it?

          We have Flabott who’s magic calculator presents a copper with an £8 a week wage. Thank fuck she isn’t the shadow Chancellor. She shouldn’t be allowed near money or anything to do with immigration.

          Then we have Thornberry, the shadow foreign secretary who doesn’t even know who the foreign secretary is of our closest neighboring country and tried to laugh her way out of looking the prize cunt that she is.

          No wonder Jeremy thinks he can do it with this bunch of incompetents telling him a load of pish and blowing smoke up his arse and a field of students singing his praises at the prospect of abolishing tuition fees. Was Flabott playing with the calculator that day too I wonder?

          I only voted labour in the hope had they got in, the full cabinet would have been deselected for Great Britain’s chance to survive.

          We need a New New Labour to form leaving this lot, including Len McCluskey behind to rot.

          I reckon Corbyn would surrender to the French before he would nuke them and they are the worlds biggest shitebags.

          I can no longer continue voting for a party that wouldn’t take our countries homeland security and immigration seriously if they were in power.

          • Labour would never come close to winning if it wasn’t for the sheer uselessness of the current Tory Government. All Labour have to do is watch and wait and promise all manner of sweeties to the infantilised snowflake electorate at next election.

            Unless Tories get their act together it’ll be a Labour landslide, followed by huge failure to deliver and then the concentration camps will start to appear. And they won’t be filled with Pikeys neither. Disturbing parallels with Russia exactly 100 years ago this month…

          • Hard to imagine Jez heading up the executions, that will be left to Flabbot, Lammy & Coad who will just round up the peaceful worshipers in waiting for the job.

            Those ones that popped up at the Kensington & Chelsea meetings regarding grenfell.

            Remember them?
            “We don’t want you, we want Jeremy, we want Emma, we don’t want you”.

            Yeah, we want sympathising cunts we can islamaphobe into giving us “what we want”

            Peaceful cunts indeed!

            Meanwhile amidst the shouting and screaming, the big fuck off charity slips of with “their £18M” into the sunset.

            Their getting paid out plenty from the gov anyway, just sad that people were so gullible donating so quickly.

    • Yes, those odious celeb cunts that are always letting us peasants know what their doing for charity. I heard The Pet Shop Boys refused to be a part of it and made a song about the cunts called HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. It was about pop stars who considered themselves experts in other fields when they should just shut the fuck up and twang a guitar. Lily Mong is one of the main culprits.

    • “Sober For Fuckin’ October”
      #################
      How about “nuffin November” and give is some peace.

      Dicked her December
      Junked up january
      Fuckin’ all February
      Masturbating March
      Anal only April
      Mammaries out for May
      Jerk off June
      Jump.her July
      Asslickin’ August
      Slutty September
      Oral October

      Let’s get this started and watch the donations come flooding in.

      • Fucking charities trying to take away my booze. It’s everybody’s God given right to drink themselves into an early grave so fuck off cunts.

        Drunk December
        Juiced January
        Fuck Faced Febuary
        Mashed March
        Arseholed April
        Minced May
        Jugged June
        Jacked July
        Arse over Tit August
        Screwed on Booze September
        On the Sauce October
        Noodled November
        Drunk as a Skunk December

  31. On a lighter note…. I noticed a story on sky news today, apparently 9 “ suspected” vampires have been killed in Malawi?? So not only is it one of the worlds poorest countries it’s also without doubt one of the most stupid!!
    According to local reports once they have killed all the vampires there is going to be a purge on the resident werewolf population!! Daft Cunts…… 😂

    • Half starved, middle of a drought and/or civil war with about 8 skinny malaria ridden kids. You’d think a bit of bloodsucking wouldn’t be a big deal.

        • Was in a shop the other week, and this bogo-bogo cunt tried to sell me a bag of apples she’d either bought, blagged, or stolen… They weren’t actually for sale in the shop, she just came up and said ‘You have for two pound?’ Funny that, as when they’re buying the sambo cunts want everything for one pound… But when they’re selling it’s two… I told her to fuck off, but these cunts are now everywhere… All on benefits, always trying to rip people off (they even try to blag in Poundland and from charity shops!), all faux ‘disabled’ (with walking sticks in tow), and all African cunts… As Alf Garnett would have said, ‘Bloody Coons!’

          • Our corner shop puts photos up of all shoplifters caught on camera. See if you can guess what they all have in common.

          • I had an eastern European tart proposition me firstly with a Morrison’s bag full of butcher meat (steaks & silverside joints) as I got out the car outside the local Chingaling last Saturday night. Seemed a bargain at a fiver but god knows when it had been taken from the chill cabinet and I wouldn’t encourage the cunts as her pimps & hierarchy are no doubt people / child trafficking in my neighborhood.

    • Saw the title, saw the cunts on the sofa and that was me. Couldn’t even bring myself to press play.

      Only cunts would allow and produce such a subject for our screens.

    • You are right. I couldn’t make it. And I paused Led Zeppelin 3 to see, what the fuck are they, some sort of fucking Aliens?

      See how I avoided being sued for slander by asking the alien thing as a question.

    • About 15 seconds. What a cunt of a nation we’ve become!

      I’m a great believer in what the individual decides is up to them providing they don’t try to impose said beliefs on others.

      When it comes to kids this truly is tantamount to child abuse, it really is.

      Anything to get on TV and be famous for anything – even if it’s being a cunt!

      • Pair of loopy arseholes.

        Mum is dad and dad is mum. Fucking shit for brains pair of undergarment skidmarks.

        Child cruelty in its purest form. Children need to feel secure and be provided with stable surroundings. These cunts have about as much of a clue in bringing up a well balanced child as I have in the mastery of tattooing the scrotum of a pissed off Silverback.

        Plutonium grade cunts.

    • Failed miserably WS
      Manage to get to the part where the He/she/it was trying to make a comparison with a man wearing a salmon ( pink) shirt to the stunts these two Cunts are pulling!! 😡

    • Yep more box ticking. The cunt.

      Pikey bint with her “own distinctive sound” my arse. More like derelict cats being strangulated.

      Can’t believe she ditched the “Weather Girls” diva or the blonde lady. Both far better than pikey bint but neither of those tick the same boxes as a “traveller”.

      Never mind tranny appeasement – what about “traveller” appeasement? The most undeserving sector of society after the “peaceful” cunts!

  32. Emergency cunting required for lulu the bomb sniffing dog.
    Usually your dog will demonstrate its ungrateful attitude by shitting all over your god damn kitchen or licking its balls whilst you try and eat your fucking dinner.
    This treasonous sandwog loving tired lazy cunt has decided to take it a step further and avoid detecting explosives.
    What a prize cunt.
    Thousands of generations of worming their way in at the fireside just to leave us blown to fucking pieces. Worthless fucks.
    Time to nip this in the bud. The whole of the species need exporting to korea.

    • I thought at first it was geeks at the confectionery stall at the flicks nut on closer inspection one was having a pint.
      What?
      Why?
      W-what the……………

      Give us a clue, Norman. I see one is wearing a ciddy/citeh tracky top, so is it a nod to some player?

      Men of drinking age going out like that, i ask you….

      • These are the sort of classic cunts that frequent the Emptyhad, birdman… These ‘Ciddy’ knobheads like to see themselves as ‘zany’ with their inflatable bananas, that fucking Poznan dance, shark heads, and their aeroplane impressions (they don’t like people mentioning that though)… But they are the biggest set of fancunts in the history of the game, with only them mongs at Ver Harsenal running them close…

  33. Ian Appropriate called me a twisted fucker earlier, ta Ian Appropriate, so as nuffin is happening i thought I’d share what happened when i woke up today.

    My doorbell rang and when i answered i found my sexy Spanish neighbour asking me to come help her quick.
    As i had just woken up, i had morning glory and asked her to wait a minute. She said i had to help her now, so there i was in her living room in my tight ass boxer shorts sporting a hard-on chasing a cockroach for her.
    The hard-on never went down and her nipples were hard when i left, so i’ll now wait and see if there’s an emergency tomorrow.
    On the other hand, her husband or the polis may be looking for me.

    Got that cockroach, hard-on an’ all.

  34. I say that children should be born in to a family headed by a mab and a woman and brought up accordingly with a male & female role model to look to for advice.

    As said, they can do what they like behind closed doors but if they aren’t capable of making their own kids behind them doors, they shouldn’t get putting into the government adoption raffle in order to get one.

    Generally these kids have enough problems without inheriting guardians who will be the cause of many a kicking in the playground or after school.

    The amount of kids placed into this type of environment that end up on the same bus, keeping the river flowing is fucking ridiculous.

    That’s why they don’t provide us with the figures & statistics from the surveys & studies and cover it up ironically under child protection rules / laws.

    Social care is administered and ran by cunts, most of which cant claim to be successful parents having not had any kids of their own. Its not a one size fits all or a textbook case in caring for these troubled kids hence why they fail in their quest of “getting it right for every child”.

    Start with locking up child abusers & castrating the child sex offenders too. Maybe go someway to preventing the abuse in the first place.

    Got to be better than putting names on a register that no cunts allowed to see or read. Its like giving Stevie Wonder a Yellow Pages and asking him to call for a plumber.

    Pointless.

  35. There is a law afoot to stop people breeding freak pets…

    As has oft been said before in these illustrious pages, it is NOT the animals that are the problem, but the feckless human scumbags, pikeys, retards, chavs and pointless slebs that buy them.

    Ed Sheeran was cited…

    I have a feeling his name is all too familiar.

    We need a law against people breeding freaks. End of.

  36. Just when you think you have heard every bullshit absurdity another one comes along .I was just watching Sky News and a report comes up about a block of flats with a similar construction as Grenfell Towers, and the council have parked a fire engine outside it 24-7 INCASE it catches fire ,at a cost of £2,000 a day.Fuck me with a shovel sideways will this madness never end ????

    • All they need is a decent night watchman prepared to stay awake, use his god-given senses, and go up and down in the lifts every hour or so. Too much to ask? Probably.

  37. Time for a new cunting. How about traitorous Corbyn or that sadistic looking twat Barry ‘uphill’ Gardiner. He certainly looks like he’d get a thrill dressed as a Nazi while making a poor unfortunate brass grovel on the floor begging for the bulldog clips to be removed from her flaps. I never trust a cunt who pronounces his wh words with h’what and h’where and h’which. H’wanker! Thiose cunts have NO fucking business poking around in Brussels stirring the shit. That, I think will come back to twat them in a very big way.

  38. £2,000 a day seems like an absolute bargain when compared to the £10,700 spent every day for the armed police to stand outside the Ecuadorian Embassy just in case Aussie twat Julian Assange decides to go walkabout. Who in authority and in their right mind could ever possibly justify the estimated £12m+ spent to date represents value for money to the taxpayer.

    • Oh don’t tell me: Bolshevik Jewish conspiracy. Now where have ai heard that one before? Seriously, cut out the anti-semitism or go and join momentum…..

      • Why do you think that Jews should be the only people never to be Cunted on here ? Every other colour,creed and religion gets it,but you spend your time demanding that people don’t criticise the Jews or telling us that you’re queer…Try and think of something new,eh?…Perhaps you can change profession again? Originally you claimed to be a copper with the Met.,and now it seems to be some kind of Doctor?

  39. Lightweight cunting.
    Cunts who build sandcastles and expect you to pay them.
    Have just returned from Corralejo and on each piece of sand in the town there is a cunt, lolling about begging money because he has built a fucking sandcastle. Some are Spanish but some have obviously waded ashore from W Africa. Why the fuck would you give money to some idle cunt who lies about all day next to a fucking sandcastle? And is on a phone constantly as well.
    Get a job you useless lazy cunt.

  40. I’ve just looked again at that bearded human wart above and it would be a waste of a good punch but the sheer overwhelming pleasure of it…….

    • From a pleasure point of view nothing short of a josef mengele approach would do the job.
      Could go all human centipede on it…..

  41. Unfortunately in addition to our sandcastle making cunt (we also have one in our town), we have the usual Big Issue sellers (about half a dozen from their dress would surmise not from these shores), accordion players, cunts with performing dogs, an “artist” who has a portable work of art (which looks like it has been composed by a child with crayons), and even the occasional bagpipe player (who is shit).

    Annoying cunts the lot of them, I really wish they would just fuck off back to where they came from and leave us in peace.

    • The bagpipe players are probably the most abhorrent. SNP aural terrorists of the worst kind – operating in plain sight! What’s the point of MI6 if they can’t keep us safe from these noisy fuckers and sand sculptors openly offending on our streets?

  42. I know life gets in the way, but three admins and no new posts since Friday? Schedule a few days ahead and give yourselves a break but please let’s have some new stuff…

  43. Macca is a cunt… Just read a new interview with Eric Stewart of the mighty 10cc… Now Eric worked with Macca in the early to mid 80s on various stuff., and Eric was asked to produce McCartney’s album ‘Press To Play’… But Eric got treated like crap and a jobsworth by Macca and his ‘people’ (George Harrison knew all about that!)… Eric was then told by a Macca lackey by phone that he was ‘no longer needed’ and the ‘Press To Play’ album turned out to be a load of overproduced 80s in a bottle crap… Stewart now puts it down to Macca being a ‘genius’ and that as such he’s allowed to do such things… I say ‘bollocks’ and that Macca is a cunt…

    http://www.superdeluxeedition.com/interview/eric-stewart-on-10cc-paul-mccartney-and-his-new-two-disc-anthology/

      • 10cc were a very underrated group, with 4 very talented musicians.

        They were years ahead of their time with their lyrics.

        • 10cc chose their name cos 10cc is the average amount of jizz a human male produces when masturbated to fruition. Not a lot of people know that, do they Dio…

          • Well he did one thing right at least.

            I bought his ‘Everyone’s Gone To The Moon’ single in the ’60s. Do you think I should go for counselling?

          • I think that is wise. King is a colossal cunt. Check out the 70s TOTP appearance when he sang “one for you one for me”. Tight trousers and a multcoloured afro wig. A 70s top cunt.

    • I freely admit that I absolutely cannot stand the fucking Beatles, especially PM. I don’t like pop music generally, so you can imagine the level of contempt I have for lyrics like ‘she loves you yeah yeah yeah’ and other such bollocks. Just horrible. I suppose it was of its time, but why it continues to endure today is absolutely beyond me.

      PM isn’t that great a bass player either. In fact, based upon what I’ve heard of their miserable back catalogue, none of the band members’ playing stands out as being particularly impressive.

      I don’t get their enduring appeal on any level. But hey, McDonalds is very popular too and few would argue that’s haute cuisine.

      PM is indeed a cunt.

      • Totally agree about the Beatles. Average musicians at best. Average singers at best. Average songs at best. It all down to George Martin, the only genius of the fab 5, mind boggling producer.
        Sick of hearing about Sargent Fucking Pepper, a cunt of an album.
        Give me Exile on Main Street any day over anything those scouser cunts recorded.

        • Best musician in The Beatles was George Harrison…. But Macca oppressed him and ruined him as a guitarist… George would have been the first to tell you that Macca was a cunt…

        • If you don’t like pop music generally, it’s not surprising you cannot stand The fucking Beatles.

          Suggest you try listening to something a little more esoteric, like Throbbing Gristle or The Fugs.

          BTW, doubt McDonalds would ever have the bollocks to claim they were more popular than Jesus, ha ha!

        • Moody blues , the zombies were way better the beatles, they were more genuine pop rock group 10cc’s sheet music was bloody brilliant some of their other albums were hits and misses imo but had the odd brilliant track. The Original Soundtrack was good too but it took several listens to appreciate

      • @Imitation Yank

        If you don’t like pop music generally, it’s not surprising you cannot stand The fucking Beatles. Suggest you try something a little more esoteric, like Throbbing Gristle or The Fugs.

        BTW, doubt McDonalds would have the bollocks to claim they were more popular than Jesus, ha ha!

  44. In a recent McCartney interview the discussion turned to the subject of romance, love and marriage, and McCartney was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again.

    Apparently McCartney took offence to the question and said..
    “Despite our well publicised differences, I’d prefer it if you called her Heather”…..

  45. Just seen a Brit has been sentenced to 3 months prison in peaceful Dubai for touching a mans hip in a bar to avoid spilling his drink, also gave him another month for boozing just for good measure. Unless I had to for work, would avoid shithole sandpits like this.

        • Well you’re certainly not. Your sexuality seems to be the first and last thing that you mention in 90% of your posts.Are you hopig for some kind of vindication? I’ve heard of self-hating Jews,are there self-hating queers,too?

  46. I saw a fat kid fall of his scooter thing today as he was going across the pub car park. I was outside having a smoke at the time,and nearly choked on my cigarette smoke I was laughing that hard. The best was when he burst into tears.
    Oink,oink Porky.

  47. Ever seen that pic of Emma Twatson wearing a mortar-board ??

    What a feckin smug, vile bint she is. The face that launced a thousand punches…

    Just saying.

    And, btw, there’s a bbc series on magic coming up soon, I think they’ve got Cuntweasel Rowlinginit to front.

    More licence-payers’ money being spooged on a load of old toss…

    • Blue Planet 2 next week, if Attenborough wanted to save a few quid and film bottom feeding invertebrates and parasites lurking in dark corners could have just hung around Westminster.

  48. It seems that our persons in police have little time to patrol our streets arresting wrong doers! Far better to arrest only those who commit “serious crimes ” and far better to leave those of a felonious disposition to continue unmolested on their chosen career path. Lack of resources seems to be the issue, as more resources are directed towards those hideous persons, white in colour, who happen to voice their displeasure in their eradication from the surface of the planet.

    Forgive my dry droll sarcasm, but having recently tussled ( albeit verbally ) with micro plod of doubtful orientation, over the curious glance I gave said peaceful who barged past me in the queue foe service at a street kiosk. ( yes , I know its a quaint old thing…but ), having roughly barged aggressively to the front, he received a glance of disapproval which was seen by plod.

    I failed to see plod at first due to its lack of altitude, and I was temporarily distracted by the plastic thing in its earlobe and the pale application of face powder that adorned the face. Said plod then launched into a verbal inquisition as to why I had had the temerity to object to my ( obviously ) lower status in life in the presence of said invited special asset to the country.

    I have never ever been accosted by a transexual midget, especially one dressed in a police type uniform that was obviously specially made for the diminutive figure.

    Perhaps the look of stupefaction on my face convinced plod that it was on a winner, and proceeded to caution me.

    Recovering from my frozen state of disbelief, I launched into a tirade of defensive material . It was at this point that plod’s guardian appeared upon the scene and I was arrested. The dwarf struggled to reach my wrists to cuff me, and being of a pleasant nature I made an exaggerated and unwarranted stoop to assist the little thing . Plod ( the midget ) went incandescent with rage, and squeaked alarmingly. I had embarrassed the little thing in front of the now gathering audience.

    In the van, I noted that said midget was wearing not only face powder, but a pale lip gloss. My compliment only infuriated the little thing even more.

    My visit to said toytown police station was equally revealing. Desk sergeant Dildo processed the charge of whatever it fucking was and I was secured in a cell to await my interrogation. I dismissed the prospect of waterboarding as an option, and decided that nice copper nasty copper would be their strategy of choice.

    Sergeant dildo released me following a mobile phone recording ( of which I now have a copy ) showing that i had obviously been unlawfully arrested.

    I have received no apology from plod, nor any explanation as to plod’s behaviour.

    I shall keep members here updated upon my progress in suing the fuck out of Toytown Police.

    I anticipate a substantial holiday is to be had on proceeds.

  49. Not going to get any new cuntings so might as well vent my spleen with a few. Cunts who say “can I get” when being served. No, you can have but person serving will get it you cunt. Cunts who start every sentence with the word so. Fuck off. Robot wars, now call me a sad cunt for watching but there you go, its the two fucking bogtrotting cunts that piss me off. No work in oireland for those talentless cunts.

    • Well crush my nuts with a wrecking ball! I thought it was only me – but there’s actually someone else in the world fucked off with every cunt and his sister beginning their every worthless utterance with “So…”

      These cunts make my life infinitely more miserable than the gender fluid filth we are currently gathered here to celebrate and rejoice in. Truly thou art the Son of God, Sir Mali!

  50. Well thank you kindly SB. I’m just a humble soul from Essex, now living with the peasants in Spain but small things get my goat. Another is the coffee cunts and their so called Baristas that make it. Fuck right off back up your own arseholes you cunts and get me a mug of normal coffee, white with three sugars.

  51. can i cunt Formula 1. just wasted 2 hours watching that shit, apart from a couple of nifty overtakings it was just tedious, they should all drive identical cars because its wrong that the car is more important than the driver, i think most of the drivers in tonights race would have won if they were driving Hamiltons car

    • Another urban hair sculptor being touted as a genius silly Fucks at bbc always featuring these cunts

      Oh boy 238 comments?! you guys have really filled up the page since I’ve been gone

    • Was she one of the ones who made it out safely?

      Hope she’s not one of those dragging their heels accepting a new house, racking up a huge hotel bill in the process.

  52. Come on AntiBritish-BroadCastingCorporation and the guardian why are you not reporting on Zain Jaffer? the parking stanley CEO who molested his own 3 yr old son!

    Is this news too racist, will it provoke nationalism sentiments or just not progressive enough? color me surprised! If this was bill gates or elon musk it be on blast across all media 24/7 https://techcrunch.com/2017/10/20/vungle-ceo-arrested-on-charges-of-attempted-murder-assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-and-lewd-act-upon-a-child/

  53. Just a quick point. Gay/Bi/Trans people constitute a very small proportion of the population and I have nothing much against them as whatever they do has little or no impact on me. Maybe apart from NHS resources being used – or wasted on “gender reassignment” – an illness? Vs. cancer, heart disease, dementia? But sick of these issues dominating the news agenda. You’ve only got to pick up a paper or turn on the TV or radio. “LGBTQ+ people, blah, blah, blah…”

    Get out of my face, I don’t want to know.

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