Spot the jihadi [3]

We have a winner!

Rebel Without a Cunt correctly predicted the next terrorist atrocity would be in New York City where a short while ago a truck of peace killed eight people and left fifteen seriously injured.

The cunt in question yelled “Alluha Akbar” so it’s no surprise that the NYPD are treating it as a ‘suspected terrorist attack’. No shit, Sherlock?!

So the slate is wiped clean and we invite you to guess where the next significant sack of shit will be perpetrated. It’s only a matter of time.

One guess per person in this thread only please.

154 thoughts on “Spot the jihadi [3]

  1. Bit of a loose cannon tonight cunting all and sundry – but watching Sadick Khunt earlier, it struck me just how fucking uncharismatic, unemotional and without any fucking conviction that bastard truly is. Awful speaker – that stunted, 2nd/3rd generation Pakistan accent that barely seems to cover basic diction; only slightly better than Mo Farah.

    To quote Malcolm Tucker, Sadiq Khan is more useless than a marzipan dildo.

  2. Bugger, will go for Morocco this time if only because I got me worst dose ever orf food poisoning there. Blew me arse orf in the khazi.

    Morocco

  3. Possible uncunting for Anne Robinson …
    Robinson has said that today’s celebricunt wimmin are both soft as shit and hypocrites… That they sell themselves, yet they play the injured innocent when it suits them…
    They all crack on that they’re ‘strong’ and ‘powerful’, yet they blub like babbies because they claim some bloke touched their arse years ago… Most of these celebrislags also flash every part of their anatomy to sell sex and gain publicity, then they act all holier than thou and demonize Big Don for being sexist…

    Only a possible uncunting, mind…

  4. That Benfica goalie is a useless (but funny) cunt… Still, it’s nice to see Crystal Tipps is still earning a living as custodian at the Estadio Da Luz….

  5. breaking news of a mass shooting at a colorado walmart
    maybe the silly cunts will take guns off the fucking shelves now

  6. If Kevin Spacey did ‘assault’ that Anthony Rapp, he must either have been very pissed or he must be a very unfussy poove… Because Rapp looks like a mong…

  7. Couldn’t be fucked reading through 161 comments to see if some cunt had said Melbourne Australia. Probably because I’m a lazy cunt. But my pick for an attack from a camel jockey, towel headed fuck chops cunt would be Melbourne Aus. Ps FUCK ISLAM

  8. Off piste but I’ll go for Strasbourg – 2nd home of the EU cunts and a Christmas Market look ripe for some enrichment

  9. Two near misses this evening –

    Oxford Street turned out to be a false alarm but 16 injured in the panic

    235 dead in an attack on a mosque in Sinai doesn’t count because it’s peaceful on peaceful. And anyway, nobody picked it…

  10. In light of recent events, I’d say Jerusalem or pretty much anywhere in Israel is a no-brainer here, we all know what these dull-witted cunts are like, they are so predictable.

  11. And this year’s Christmas sing along :
    “It’s beginning to look a lot like Melbourne…”

    Car of peace incident as yet ‘unconfirmed’

    • Given that no details have been given out about the two arrested one can be certain it is because they are of the peaceful persuasion.

      If it were a white male, that info would have been blasted out immediately.

      • Apparently an Afghan with mental health issues.

        So given that anyone who believes in mythical sky fairies has mental health issues and than Afghans are off the peaceful persuasion, I’d say we might have a winner for Captain Reacharound?

  12. I see the truck of peace incident in Australia had nothing to do with terrorism, just another mentally ill person having a bit of a breakdown. Who didn’t see that coming? I know you have to be a bit mental to believe in sky fairies in the first place, so it’s usually a given, but the driving into crowds bit? Perhaps he had the radio on, an misheard Chris Rea singing his classic Christmas hit, and thought he heard him singing 🎶 “driving over christians”….

    • And some poor cow gets stabbed in Skipton and it doesn’t even make the news never mind the headlines.

      Too busy with puke inducing jolly Christmas bollocks…

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