Edinburgh University


An emergency cunting for the University of Edinburgh after they decided to investigate one of their students for an Islamaphobic hate crime.

It seems that 21 year old law student Robbie Travers wrote a Facebook post after the US Air Force bombed an ISIS stronghold in Afghanistan in April. This sparked a complaint from fellow student Esme Allman, who accused him of ‘blatant Islamaphobia’. Not sure, but from the picture, said complainant looks a bit peaceful?

Travers wrote ‘I’m glad we could bring these barbarians a step closer to collecting their 72 virgins’ – a sentiment I’m sure cunters on here share with the majority of the population.

Plod are quite rightly entirely disinterested in the whole affair, but the University are behaving like total absolute cunts.

Travers says he’s considering taking legal action and adds ‘Wish me luck!’ Good luck, mate

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74 thoughts on “Edinburgh University

  1. What the fuck will be next from these snowflake scum?! They’ll ask for ‘Dad’s Army’ to be taken off air, because Jonesy says ‘They don’t like it up ’em!’…. They’ll say such a thing promotes ‘Gemanaphobia’ or some other such shite…

    • Dear Norman,
      That has already been tried. Several years ago when a re-run was proposed that was exactly the BBC position. In the end a compromise was reached, it went ahead but “offensive” episodes were cut. As for “It Ain’t Half Hot Mum”, when was the last time you saw that? Banished to the BBC “Don’t Frighten Pudsey” cupboard.
      Also I am so sorry to tell you this so please go to your safe space now. Poor Pudsey, the little pooch trained by Ashley with the nice arse, croaked back in July and The Pool missed the little yapping fucker.

      • I believe there’s a section of an episode of ‘Rising Damp’ that is always cut from repeats. I think it’s the episode concerning the general election which pits Rigsby (Tory) against Alan and Philip (Labour). I’m sure Sir Limply will recall the details and the reason why a whole section was removed…?

      • Recall the event but not the details Fred. Bob Monkhouse more your man (Not got him under your patio? Convenient if you have) Have an acquaintance with the actor that played Philip and understand he is mightily pissed orf regarding lack orf repeat fees for what was a classic series. Leave it with me. Nice to have you back with a possible cunting by the way.

      • And when were the surviving black and white episodes of the original ‘Till Death Us Do Part’ last shown?

    • “Germanaphobia” seems a perfectly rational and understandable state of mind if I’m honest, given Fritz’s cuntish behaviour over the past 100 years…

  2. I know Eddie Izzard has been cunted before, but I’ve just seen the fucktard doing an appeal for UNICEF, wearing a UNICEF t-shirt and full make-up – because of course he’s a tranny and demands tranny rights to wear make-up (and/or women’s clothes) in public because, you know, that’s his “right” as an “out” tranny.

    And yet in the film clips of Izzard visiting Yemen used in the appeal, cunters may be interested to learn that there’s one thing suspiciously absent from Izzard’s appearance: no make-up and no women’s clothes (not even a sly kitten heel). So obviously the cunt is able to make judgement calls about when it’s appropriate and when it’s not appropriate to indulge his hobby of dressing up, there’s no “irresistible inner compulsion” he’s unable to control. Yet when he’s out and about doing his political campaigning or appearing on Question Time spouting his badly thought-out drivel, the cunt unfailingly turns up in a scarlet beret and painted nails. If the cunt was not in the entertainment industry, would he dare turn up to a job interview dressed like that? Of course he wouldn’t. Which leads me to the inescapable conclusion he’s just an attention-seeking cunt of the highest order who should not be afforded any special privileges at all – in fact, if any cunters ever spot him in the street, perhaps they could question him as to why he chose to forego his make-up and drag in Yemen… (and then, while he’s replying, just walk away and say “I don’t fucking care – I think you’re a cunt”).

    • Can’t Gizzard and Gay-Ham Norton and Stephen-my-bumhole-smells-like-last-month’s-Fry’d-eggs just FO to Aleppo for a dirty weekend, and see what the local friendlies have in store for them ?

      Gizzard deseves offing with extreme prejudice just for his dog-awful taste in berets.
      Not a patch on Frank Spencer…

  3. Just got some from my revolting armpit of an office and what do I see on the news websites? Deep joy – Trump has taken a massive shit all over the absurd rule which sought to give young ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS the right to stay in the US and a path to citizenship which they don’t deserve and should not have. YES!

    And guess who has crawled out from under his rock to flap his lips about something which no longer has anything to do with him? That’s right – that massive, ocean going, industrial strength cunt Hussein Obama.

    Two things:
    1. Round up all the illegal cunts and invite them to leave peacefully and of their own accord within 24 hours. If they don’t send them back home in a body bag.
    2. Someone please tell that cunt Obummer to shut the fuck up. You had your turn you utter turd, now fuck off out of it. Cunt!

    • Exactly the same problem with Bliar.

      He had more than his fair share as an elected politico, but now that he’s out of it, the teracunt STILL won’t shut the fuck up.

  4. Saw a good mug in John Lewis today…

    Part of some Birds of Britain range, I guess

    Inside, it said “Bearded Tit”

    I think that might well and truly be “never knowingly undersold.”

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