Dead Pool [68]

It’s not often we have to commiserate with a Dead Pool winner, but commiserations go to Dioclese who has reluctantly won the Dead Pool by nominating Sussanne Cameron-Blackie better known to the blogging community as Anna Raccoon.

We have lost a lady of indomitable will and great wit. Who amongst us could forget her marching up the garden path path and confronting our favourite troll!

Our thoughts go out to her family. The blogosphere will not be the same without her.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 68.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

107 thoughts on “Dead Pool [68]

  1. We never met, but I corresponded with her several times and designed the Raccoon Arms blog header for her. We shared a common dislike for certain trolls as well as a somewhat dark sense of humour.

    When I told her I’d nominated her for the dead pool, she thought it was funny although she hoped it would be several times before I won it. Happily she was right. At the end she worked through it all by my sheer force of willpower and bloody mindedness. The doses of pain killers she was on would have killed you or me!

    Her husband Mr G showed amazing fortitude in coping with it all and my thoughts go out to him. She was riddled with tumours, internal and external, and in terrible pain. At least that ordeal has ended for her. RIP Anna. I’ll miss you…

  2. Gord Downie
    Leah Bracknell
    Eberhard van der Laan
    Malcolm Young
    Rayya Elias.

    Sad to hear about Anna.

  3. At least she isn’t suffering anymore.Last couple of interviews I saw of her were hard to watch.

  4. Danglebert Pimpledick
    Yoko fucking Ono
    Ringo
    Keith Richard
    Cliff evangelical Richards

    • Good shout with Yoko. Did you see her at the premier of ‘Eight days a week’? Totally wandered. Mind well gone. She kept refering to John as Paul. Sure signs she’s for the off.

  5. RIP Anna

    Sidney Poitier
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  6. Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Charlie Munger
    Jackie Stallone

    For clarity, that’s Mary Wilson Harolds widow

  7. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Roman Polanski
    Rick Wakeman
    George Soros

    Congrats to Dio not that he needs it blimey, hes already won like what 15 times now? Sad that anna died didn’t know she was so close to death I was aware she had cancer and was old. Shame well you know what they say thats life

  8. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Maggie Smith
    The wretched EU and their useless Open Fucking Borders.

  9. Sad news.

    Patricia Routledge
    Alan Parry
    Jimmy Armfield
    Peter Allis
    Paddy Ashdown

    • I’d like to pre-emptively cunt every single tabloid that runs the story of Forsyth’s death under the headline “Didn’t He Do Well?”.

    • Too right Fred! That would have been my first too. Missed out on Brady also. I do get annoyed when these people peg it when I’m at work, all my usual noms are gone by the time I get home.
      Who’s left then….

  10. Little Richard
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Martin Peters
    Brigette Bardot
    The Scum cunt of a islanist bastard who drove the van in Barcelona and hopefully by having his fucking head ripped from his body and a pig rammed up his fucking hole.

  11. RIP Anna. Good troll haunting.

    Ken Dodd
    Roy Hudd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Albert Finney

  12. Poor old Brucie. Couldn’t stand the prick myself.

    Still his missus is still pretty fit for a MILF and I reckon Brucie’s wizened old chipolata has been retired for at least a decade.

    Wonder if she will be shortly in the market for some hot, young, creamy sponge on her ample jubblies?

    • Dear old Brucie. A gibbering cunt. They should have broke the mould before the cunt was made.

  13. Sad to here shes died bit least shes been honoured here .

    my choices ,

    Angela Lansbury
    Clint Eastwood
    Vincent K McMahon
    Gary Glitter
    Ric “WOOOooo” Flair

          • And she will probably be hanging around the scene of our death. Nosey old cunt.

        • That is very true and she looks almost exactly the same as her murder she wrote days just with silver fox hair now .

          Problem is someone above already has her hence why i said pegged . But i think Big Dick Van Dyke is a good substitute for ol Ange 😊.

      • We have all been stealing Brucie from each other for years. The tip orf was when he announced his retirement a while back. Doctor Stage. Stop taking your fix and orf you pop.

  14. Charles Manson
    Peter Sutcliffe
    Axl Rose
    George HW Bush
    Burt Reynolds

    RIP Anna Raccoon.

  15. My choices (minus the brucie bonus)
    Stan Lee
    Phil the Greek
    Betty White
    Monty Hall
    Gazza

  16. John Carpenter
    Dennis Waterman
    Hal Holbrook
    Tom Savini
    Joss Ackland (Deeplomatic Immunitaay!!)

  17. I cannot believe Brucie dodged the dead pool. Fuck me he was a regular on here since the beginning. Just goes to show.

  18. Had a surreal experience.The love ofmy life so far has just given birth to a healthy baby boy (we wheren’t together in the last year so he is definitely not mine) and I felt that I should and on balance wanted to congratulate her and her fiance soI dis and the thankful response I got touched me.Genuinely no idea why!Why the hell should I feel touched?It was an act of courtesy at most.I am normally an unemotional bastard at the best of times.

    Apologies for putting tnis onwhat is essentially Anna’s thread.Sure she would love a bit of gossip being shared under her name though.

    • Whatever the reasons might be for the two of you not being together, you made a decent gesture which was obviously appreciated. You probably feel touched because it re-enforced the fact you’re a decent cunt after all. I say good for you. Feel good about yourself, Shaun! Plus it’s the weekend, so put your feet up, enjoy a libation or several and reflect on good times gone by and even more awesome times to come. Cheers – I.Y.

    • Try listening to Schoenberg’s “Verklaerte Nacht”, op. 4; the original Hollywood string 4-tet recording, with extra viola and cello, and it’s got a banging Schubert String 5-tet with it, on the Testament label. The Schoenberg was early, when he was still admired by Richard Strauss of Also sprach Zarathustra / 2001 – A Space Odyssey fame. However, it slightly knocks Strauss’ symphonic poems into a cocked hat…
      You might well find Verklaerte Nacht cathartic – I didn’t hear it until that Scouse stick-waver (currently in Berlin) had it on a Ch 4 progg of C20th music; I fell for it, as did Spokey, our Orange Rex. He just sat in the middle of the room, with his ears up, looking amazed.

      As IY says, onwards and upwards. Break open a bottle, there IS life on the other side… All best wishes, you deserve something good…

  19. Caffy Newman Channel4 lies
    Max Clifford
    Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Queen of Hags
    Daniel “Don’t put your politics on the podium, Mr. Barenboim”

  20. Sad that Brucie is gone. Always remember him doing The Generation Game when I was a kid. I loved how he’d take the piss out of the contestants – to their faces – then laugh it off like it was all in good fun. Funny bugger. I wonder what ever happened to “the lovely” Anthea Redfern. Thems were the days.

    • ‘Give us a twirl, Anthea… I’m in charge…’ Top stuff…

      Rosemarie Ford was also rather doable and all…

      • “Right, I’ll make a note of that”, then reaches into his inside jacket pocket to retrieve a notebook and pen. Loved it!

        Rosemarie Ford….oh yes. I also rather fancied Isla St. Clair too, but I think she was on with Larry Grayson.

        Good call, Norm. Good result again today from your lot. Back to back 4-0 wins and Jose still looks a miserable cunt.

        • Good win today, IY… Matic superb again… I’m loving all the cunts who slagged him choking on their humble pie…

          And these two cunts have been seen at United games… I have it on good authority that they are Johnny Come Lately Bogtrotting Paddy Mongs… All I can say is kill them… Kill them both…

          https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHgJpWPXoAAWIrL.jpg

          • I still can’t work out why my lot sold him, especially to a team we’re going to be competing against for the title.
            Matic is quality.
            Bad business by Chelsea….

    • Along with Brucie, Jerry Lewis has been nominated in dozens of Pools over the years. But not the latest one.

        • Shame we keep missing these cunts I know Jerry Lewis has been nominated thousands of times too. Not a huge fan but the guys a fighter tho hes had a long history of bad health and disease. How about Dick Gregory though he just recently died?

    • Problem is, we’ve all seen the cunt nominated so many times that its quicker to assume some cunts already picked him than to wait for the eventual message ‘sorry, some cunts already bagged betty white’… But if we miss Kirk Douglas, we need fucking shooting.

      • Was reading the BBC article about Jerry Lewis dying and the picture at the top of the article was captioned “Jerry Lewis was known in later years for controversial statements and Right Wing opinions” .They have removed it now bht very telling they thought that was an appropriate caption for a man with an over 70 year career and a man who raised fuck loads for charity over many years.I mean the man was by all accounts a rude arrogant cunt but he did some decent films and raised the profile of the MDA.

        • “Jerry Lewis was known in later years for controversial statements and Right Wing opinions”

          Rightwing is now officially wrongthink from the PC police especially after Brexit, Trump and Charlottesville I really liked Lewis in bellboy France is probably weeping hes considered a god there

  21. The Scum cunt of a islamist bastard who drove the van in Barcelona is now a dead cunt.

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