Suicide Squad [1]

Inspired by an idea put forward by birdman.Suicide squad like the Deadpool requires players to pick 5 names of celebs who they think will die next.Catch is you can only win the round if one of your picks commits suicide.Yes it is a sick idea but having been reading all the comments on this site over the past few months safe to say most of you are sick cunts!

Here are the rules:

1)As with the Deadpool it is first come first serve in terms of nominating picks.When a new round is triggered you can always be a cunt and steal someone else`s nominations.

2)Suicide means the deliberate ending of one`s life .This includes but is not strictly limited to: Jumping from a height, hanging self-inflicted gunshot wound, deliberate overdose jumping in front of a vehicle at high speed or going to Dignitas to ingest poison.Assisted suicides count yes.

3)Verification will be needed that your pick killed themselves.If it is reported suspected suicide that will do however there has to be a reason for the media reporting this i.e a note the person found hanging or found at the bottom of a bridge.No need to wait for the coroner’s report.In the cases of overdose if there is circumstantial evidence of a suicide note or like Kenneth Williams knowledge of suicidal feelings then it is presumed as such.The media rarely incorrectly reports suicide.If the original reports are wrong you still get the points as rounds are not reversible.

4)This game although comes under Deadpool on the tags it is an unrelated game.Therefore picks you have reserved on the Deadpool are not reserved on suicide squad and vice versa.

5)If one of your picks dies from natural causes or an accident or murder it does not count and you can`t replace them in such an event.

6)This is birdman`s idea so any criticisms can be directed in his direction.

7)No duplicates.

8)Nominees must be placed in this thread.Putting it on other threads does not count.

Good luck cunters!

Shaun`s nominations:

Daniella Westbrook
Sinead O`Connor
Paul Gascoigne
Kenny Sansom
Marieke Vervoot

69 thoughts on “Suicide Squad [1]

  1. Can’t imagine there will ever be Suicide Squad no.2….but here goes….

    Jerry Sadowitz
    Zach Galifianakis
    Val Kilmer
    John McCain
    Jim Carey

  2. Shit i wouldve gone for paul Gascoigne.

    Tony blair
    Dianna abbott
    John major
    tim farron
    nicola sturgeon

    ….one can dream anyway.

    What exactly do you mean by “assisted” suicide? 🙂

    Good shout birdman.

    • Assisted means someone who is helped to die such as dignitas or a mercy killing that the deceased actively participated in i.e getting your husband or wife to give you the cyanide.

  3. Superb idea – but would an overdose (which could be either accidental or deliberate) belong in Dead Pool or Suicide Squad??

    Lindsay Lohan
    Macaulay Culkin
    Winona Ryder
    Owen Wilson

    • Don’t think morrissey abuses drugs Fred don’t think hes the suicidal type either I was just thinking bout a smiths lyric the other day

      Don’t you just love it when your looking for a job then found a job brilliant lyric always get a chuckle from that

      • I was merely seeking clarificationof the rules as overdoses are a tad ambiguous. I don’t think Morrissey is a druggie either – but I do have a feeling he has Stephen Fry-style issues.

    • If the overdose is acccidental no but where there is sufficient evidence they meant to do it i.e they have consumed such an amount of a substance that it is unlikely it was misadventure.Rule of thumb:If mainstream press say they are thought to have killed themselves it counts.Speculative articles dont count.

      The Deadpool and Suicide squad are unrelated so you can have the same picks in both.However someone dies counts in a deadpool pick but it must be suicide for suicide squad.

  4. Does this depend on the coroner’s verdict which as often as possible is ‘misadventure’ to spare the relatives?
    Peter Sutcliff
    Amanda Holden
    Yoko fucking Ono
    Brian Wilson (got a good vibration about him)
    The ginger cunt Chris Evans.

  5. I don’t get this M8’s, is this like a 2nd deadpool? or I mean would that crossover if someone picks my noms?

    • Sounds like you would win the dead pool and the cunt that picked your nom would win the suicide squad unless you had them in both.

      • So it would be shared? not too bad I guess, still its going to be a long game due to suicides rarely happening

        • No the Deadpool is not related to this!They are similar.So for example if Paul Gascoigne took his own life tomorrow I would win Suicide squad and Black and White Cunt would win Deadpool 65 triggeribg Deadpool 66.If Gazza had a heart attack Black and White Cunt would win the Deadpool but I wouldnt win suicide squad.

  6. Robbie Williams
    Ross Davidson
    Angela Merkel (by Luger, naturally)
    Courtney Love
    Dwight Schultz

    Could be fun…

  7. Kirk Douglas, cancer
    Catherine Zeta Jones, bipolar
    Jack Osbourne, MS
    Cher, ME
    Michael Phelps, ADHD

    Be interesting to see how this one flies. Might be a long time before there’s a result?..

    • O am tolerant of most things but will NOT tolerate under ANY crircumstanes, whatsoever, criticism of Kim Jong Un. He is the great leader of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea. You try doing what he does all day. Come on cinters show some fucking respect….

  8. Amy Anderssen
    Annina Ucatis
    Elizabeth Starr
    Dolly Delight
    Kayla Kleevage.

  9. Michael Barrymore
    Frank Skinner
    Bill Oddie
    Kylie Minogue
    Britney Spears

  10. Roman Polanski
    Jonny Depp
    Barry McGuigan
    Alex Zane
    Zinedine Zidane

    Good shout, Birdman.

  11. Great idea well up for this .

    Amy Schumer
    Gary Glitter
    Pete Doherty
    Katie Price
    James Cordon

    A 100% great ideas . A list of true cunt i hope one of these cum farts has the decency to kill themselves.

  12. Levi Belfield
    Michael Stone
    James Hetfield
    Steve O (cunt from Jackass)
    Bam Margera (another cunt from jackass)

  13. Colin Baker is a cunt…
    The worst Doctor Who of all time has championed the coming of Jodie Whittaker (I’d give her one!)… This is undoubtedly to score points with the femstapo and get covered in spunk from Grauniad commenters… But for Baker to say Peter Davison was talking shit just because he said the Doc should be male, was well out of order… The pathetic bald cunt is only doing it to get an extra few minutes of fame, because his career (and, because of him, Doctor Who) went down the crapper years ago….

    And Davison wasn’t actually that bad… Impossible really to follow Tom Baker, but he did well and had some great stories (Kind,. Earthshock, Arc Of Infinity) and he wasn’t Colin Baker, so that alone is a plus point…

  14. Does it count if a depressed person walks into gyppo campsite and calls them all a bunch of pikey cunts?

  15. Finally, a game for all the family. Well done birdman.

    Shelley Duvall
    Pamela Anderson
    Emilio Estevez
    Daryl Hannah
    Robert Downey Jr.

  16. ISAC dies it again!
    Brilliant game
    A nice tweak might’ve been although you obviously win by naming the person you can only hit the jackpot by calling the method chosen?
    For instance gazza by pills/ booze….
    only saying 👍

  17. What jolly japes!!

    Dave Grohl
    Ray Kennedy
    JK Rowling
    Nicholas Cage
    Bernie Madoff

  18. Prince Harry
    Abbot The Hut
    Eric Cantona
    Gwyneth Paltrow
    Kerry Katona

    Come on Gwyneth, those pills are winking at you.

  19. Don’t rightly recall their names, but –
    An aid worker transiting Istanbul airport
    Some weapons specialist or other
    You know, that Russian oligarch in Surrey
    Army recruit, also in Surrey
    Madeleine McCann (you got any better theories?)

  20. YT will start with
    Brian Connelly
    Ozzie Osborne
    Liza Minnelli
    Buzz Aldrin
    Marianne Faithful

    • Fuck just gorn through the entire list like a sad bastard and some other sad bastard has pre-nabbed Ozzy. Bugger. Go with
      Diana Krall

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