Dead Pool [65]

Congratulations to Mr Bastard for correctly guessing that the Night of The Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead creator George A Romero would be the next famous famous face to pop his clogs.Romero was 77 and had been suffering from lung cancer.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 65.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations

Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Eberhard van der Laan
Rayya Elias
Gord Downie

67 thoughts on “Dead Pool [65]

  1. My nom list as follows please:

    Rhonda Fleming
    Ken Dodd
    Roy Hudd
    Doris Day
    Giscard d’Estaing

    Sir Limpy`s picks carried over.

  2. Pope Frances
    Roman Polanski
    Ginger Baker
    George Soros
    Rick Wakeman

    congratulations mr bastard and thanks for tagging the deadpool mods

  3. Leon ( the horrible old cunt off Gogglebox ) , the vicar bitch off Gogglebox, either of the 2 thick as shit northern sisters, off Gogglebox, who are really The Fat Slags before they got fat. ( counts as 2 noms ) , the thick as shit fucking arsebandit with the beard off fucking Gogglebox.

  4. Philip Hammond, smug Chancellor cunt.
    Emma Twatson
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels (for being a Silly Jilly Cooper lookalike): in her 70th year, she will hopefully find a very fulfilling role, watching potatoes grow from underneath
    Owen Jones during a self-invasive penile procedure
    Andrew Porchester-Windsor

    I’m sure I can join with all mah fellah cunters in wishing Tony Blair a slow and excruciatingly painful death…

  5. Well done Mr Bastard……………………cunt……………Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah(c)
    Tony Pulis
    Vanessa Del Rio
    Peter North
    John Coughlan
    Dean Francis (boxer)

  6. My noms :
    Herman Wouk
    Olivia de Haviland
    Pierre Cardin
    Fats Domino
    Charlie Gard

    And Sir Limply as he’s having trouble posting his end :
    Ken Dodd
    Roy Hudd
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Doris Day
    Rhonda Fleming

        • Ah no problem.He admitted being surprised he could get in last night.He must live in the middle of nowhere!

          • “..thought I’d anticipate on his behalf” as the wife used to say when found with her dildo.

            Had problems ever since Rickie Dickie Stickie tried to fuck me over. Changed me email and avatar then after the last troll buggeration started getting me usual message orf joy “Comments have been suspended due to spam activity. Try again later.”
            Did some more fiddling yesterday and it seemed to work. Bang. Back orn again. All jake again except being called Sir Limpy.

            Thanks and felicitations to the powers that be for help and support this time around. Incidentally most rural areas get stonking wireless broadband now compared to the inner cities.

            Share the love.

  7. Nobody have Martin Landau?
    I nominated him a couple of pools ago and somebody else did in the last one (I think)….

    Space 1999 (Series 1) was fucking top….

    • Someone has been watching the crowd at Wimbledon. Spotted Laver meself and a very dodgy looking Sir Cliff.

  8. Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Petula Clark

    A fine win there

    • Leah Bracknell :Actress best known as playing Emmerdales vet and head of home farm Zoe Tate for 16 years.Has the distiction of playing the first lesbian on British soap.
      Stefan Karl Stefannson:Icelandic actor known for his role as Robbie Rotten the slothful villian in Lazy Town.Has a surprising fanbase of adults (strangely).
      Eberhard van der Laan:Current Mayor of Amsterdam and former cabinet minister.
      Rayya Elias:Autobiographical writer who published a book covering her experience as a Syrian refugee in America who went on to become a top hairdresser punk musician heroin addict jailbird lesbian who eventually got clean and reinvented herself as a writer and motivational speaker.Is the romantic and work partner of Elizabeth Gilbert of Eat Pray Love fame.
      Gord Downie:Lead singer of Canadian band the Tragically Hip and arguably one of the most popular figures in Canada today.

      • quite clever that, most of us pick old cunts or people who are cunts and would quite like to see them shuffle off (in hope rather than expectation), but this random lot all seem to have a terminal cancer diagnosis. Tick tock, sooner or later…..

        • Ah but out of the 8 hits I have had (I think it is 8) 5 have been over 90 and two have been over 100.Also Dio who has about the same wins to his name tends to score with older picks in the 90s or 100s.

          • Shrewd judgement rather than emotion, eh Shaun?
            A winner every time. Who’s likely to croak rather than who you’d like to croak…

    • Pretty much although if someone is really old or has incurable cancer it is kind of better from experience if they dont live much longer.Had a great uncle with end stage lung cancer.Was given 2 works but lasted over 6 months.We all hoped the Doctors were wrong when they said two weeks but looking back it would have been better if they had been right in the first place.Plus everyone I have met over 90 either wants to die or not live too much longer.A friend of mines Grandad lived to 99 and when asked on his 99th if he wanted to be 100 and he said “I dont give a fuck I have lived long enough” he died 2 weeks later.Still lived in his own home and went to the pub every day.Paramedics said his heart just failed suddenly causing instant death.Pretty good way to go.

      I also have a friend who has had breast cancer 5 or 6 times and cervical cancer as well.She was told nearly three years ago it had spread around the body and she had a year maybe 2 if she was very lucky.Still kicking even though her treatment stopped working then started working again earlier this year.

      Wilko Johnson was told he was dying from cancer a few years back then realized he wasn`t when he still felt fine a year later.Shows Dr`s aren`t as good or accurate as they say.Good thing though.Bloody good guitarist and a great man is Wilko.Have a few friends from Canvey who say he is just as genuine in person.

  9. Excellent work Mr Bastard. Congratulations.

    I’d like to nominate (and have a sinister pre-emptive chuckle about)

    Rageh Omaar
    Benjamin Netanyahu
    Maggie Philbin
    Jean-Paul Gaultier
    Sylvester Stallone

  10. Congratulations much appreciated everyone. Shame about old George really, a great (if slightly accidental) talent in his earlier films. Shame about Land of the Dead, a pile of shite…

    John Carpenter
    Ron Jeremy
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Sam Elliot (gravel-voiced Yank actor)

  11. Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    John Redwood
    Chris Rea
    Tommy Mair

    Congrats Mr Bastard

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