Dead Pool [64]

We have ANOTHER winner! They’re dropping like flies today, so congratulations to Shaun for nominating Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 64.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Liz Dawn
Leslie Philips
George A. Cooper

66 thoughts on “Dead Pool [64]

  1. Leah Bracknell
    Gord Downie
    Stefan Karl Stefansson
    Shane MacGowan
    Kenny Sansom

  2. John McVie
    Jill Gascoine
    Burt Reynolds
    Debbie Rowe
    Baroness Trumpington.

    Good Shot, Sean.

  3. un.

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Pete Murray
    Gene Hackman

    • That was supposed to say ‘Nice one, Shaun’ at the top… But the cunt only shows the last two letters… Anyway, well done, Shaun…

  4. Fuck me, that was quick…

    George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Ron Jeremy

    Congrats to Shaun…

  5. Tony Pulis
    John Coughlan
    Vanessa Del Rio
    Peter North
    Jake LaMotta

    The undertaker”s flat out…….Cunt……..Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah(c)

  6. John Leyton
    Jerry Maran
    Jeremy Corbyn ( Hopefully the cunt will get shagged to death by Dianne Flabbott)
    Ron Atkinson.
    Terry Jones.

      • Sidiq Khan says.. TfL serves a vibrant and multi cultural city. You mean it’s full of coons and sandwogs?

        • Khan: the terrorist loving, anti-white, anti-English, anti-heterosexual sandspade CUNT!

          • I’m gender fluid so I’m quite happy bout this. I’m so tired of being misgendered dammit!

            Please don’t misgender me cunters. I just wanna be treated like a human bean like everyone else

    • I saw that too, I read it out loud to the Mrs who said ‘what the fuck is all that about’, I agree.

      It is the tip of the iceberg and the rise of left wing agitators affecting legislation. The biggest worry is the element of compelled speech, not just banning words or phrases, but compelling and individual to say certain words under threat of discipline if they don’t acquiesce. What is also worrying is those who are super excited and happy about this. Just wait till they are compelled to think and say certain things that they don’t want to think or say. Be careful what you wish for. How can debate occur when there is no free speech?

      Jordan Peterson summed it up here;

  7. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    • I’ve had the D of E, but I reckon that old bastard will outlive us all.

  8. O.J. Simpson
    Richard Wilson
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Christopher Biggins
    Cloris Leachman

  9. Anna Soubry, daft, psycho, always-on-the-rag bint
    Emma Twatson
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Owen Jones, dying a la Plunger Pete
    Andrew Porchesrer-Windsor, pantomime prince and hondootedly a diddler

  10. Roy Walker (Say what you see!….A Cunt!)
    Nicolas Soames MP
    Nicholas Parsons
    Des Lynam
    Des O’Connor

  11. Bruce Forsyth
    Robert Mugabe
    Peter Sutcliffe
    Charles Manson
    Kirk Douglas

  12. Pope Frances
    Roman Polanski
    Ginger Baker
    George Soros
    Rick Wakeman

    2 deadpools in 1 day gotta be kidding, unbelievable! congrats Shaun

  13. Prince Edward, Duke of Kent
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    Chris Rea
    John Redwood
    Tommy Mair

    Congrats to Shaun

  14. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Maggie Smith
    The fucking EU

    Well done Shaun. They say things come in threes. Pull your finger out, Grim Reaper; surely Murdoch’s on borrowed time.

  15. Rageh Omaar
    Benjamin Netanyahu
    Maggie Philbin
    Jean-Paul Gaultier
    Sylvester Stallone

    • Had to google Fats Domino and Olivia de Havilland. Surprised as FUCK that they’re both still alive. In fact, de Havilland has apparently just turned 101.

      • You wouldnt have had to if you read my nominations a few months back. Another one nicked.

  16. Yes, you have to be a right fucking cunt to nominate POOR LITTLE CHARLIE. However as every SJW has jumped on the POOR LITTLE CHARLIE bandwagon, crying their eyes out about people they’ve never met, i don’t give a flying. Let’s get back to the karaoke contests and exciting baking competitions and be very very happy.

    • No argument with you on bandwagon jumpers but the lad himself has done nobody any harm.
      Plenty of cunts out there to nominate in his place.

    • IMHO the parents don’t love him enough to let him go.

      Anyhow most of the people nominated have never done anyone any harm. I put Charlie in the ‘poor little cunt’ category. My grandson spent the first five months of his life in GOSH so they definitely ain’t cunts. In this case they’re on a hiding to nothing whatever they do…

      • True, Dio… I don’t nominate Tommy Doc because I dislike him… He was one of my boyhood heroes in the 70s (what a team that was!), but he is very old now… And I’ve nothing against Emily Bishop or Gene Hackman either (a superb actor)… If we all nominated cunts or baddies, we’d all have the same ones: Tony Blair, Rupert Murdoch, Banana Gob, Lineker etc….

  17. 1) common sense
    2) Rights for straight white men
    3) Christians right to express their views

  18. Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Petula Clark

    Well done SotD

  19. Vincent K McMahon
    Ric Flair
    Michael Parkinson
    Julie Waters
    Rolf Harris

  20. Little Richard
    Brigitte Bardot
    Mike Yarwood
    Martin Peters
    Chubby Checker

  21. Laura Cuntsberg
    Robert Peston
    Tom Bradby
    Jon Snow
    Rohit Kachroo – particularly the last cunt who did an expose on 3 pricks in a gym shadow boxing and called them “The new extreme right wing of the UK” but nowhere to be seen at the countless fucking repeats of the ragheads little shindigs – awful cunt of the highest order.
    Its more a wish list than a dead pool – all worthy of multiple cuntings IMO

    • That little prick is getting on my nerves showing a clear bias for the left.He was better when he was a foreign correspondent.

  22. On behalf of Sir Limply who’s having IT problems and can’t post himself :

    Ken Dodd
    Roy Hudd
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Doris Day
    Rhonda Fleming

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