Emergency cunting for political has-been Paddy Ashdown who has been telling audiences at the Hay Festival that he is “horrified by parallels between post-Brexit UK and 1930’s Germany”. Never one to steer clear of ludicrous hyperbole, the cunt Ashdown also referred to the “£350m a week to the NHS” lie/pledge/suggestion on the side of the Brexit Bus as something that “Goebbels might have dreamt up”. This is the political equivalent of that emotive (and equally fallacious) criticism that anything someone wants to dismiss as morally indefensible is “like rape”: just as that kind of cuntish remark trivialises the experience of genuine rape victims, I’m sure there are plenty of residents of 1930’s Germany who would beg to differ with Ashdown’s crass, manipulative and knowingly false comparison. Hasn’t he got a secretary to shag…?
Nominated by Fred West.